time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4279.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54eebd406368720a859f3100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300#post_54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300\r\nPolitics, Philosophy, Medical training, great ass.\r\nHow are you still single?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eebd4663687277bb310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebc886368720c2c9d0b00#post_54eebc886368720c2c9d0b00\r\n*Long Distance Hugs!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eebd5c6368722259bd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":":http://notalwaysworking.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-office-pranks.jpg","author":null},{"id":"54eebd6a636872745e314300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300#post_54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300\r\nThen the only think we need to do is destroy the internet and the world will be happy again :D","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54eebda66368720aa5310800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"eatin pizz\r\npizz gud","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eebdba63687259af3f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebd406368720a859f3100#post_54eebd406368720a859f3100\r\nMaybe he doesn't Mammaru enough!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eebdc16368721853510900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebda66368720aa5310800#post_54eebda66368720aa5310800\r\nPizz pics plz?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eebe236368725239711400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebda66368720aa5310800#post_54eebda66368720aa5310800\r\nGIV MEH SOM!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eebe3163687208d69a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"dammit why wont this work?\r\n\r\n$^1!\r\n\r\nhow do I link an image?","author":null},{"id":"54eebe566368726136e60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebdc16368721853510900#post_54eebdc16368721853510900\r\ntoo lazy\r\nyou get stock photo\r\n!http://www.traderjoes.com/images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-1579/organic-woodfired-sicilian-style-pizza.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eebe5a6368727a9ba50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebdc16368721853510900#post_54eebdc16368721853510900\r\nWould you say you want a.\r\n\r\n*PIZZ* of him!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/e0ad8fe438b318f43e3943f094883871/tumblr_nkd7xqJiE11qh0crdo2_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eebe686368721f5e720e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This...\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfo3rQWWoJY\r\n:)","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54eebe6f63687277bbbe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I kind of want to watch the MMPR fan film but I kind of don't want to...\r\nWHAT DO I DO?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eebe846368722042c20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebe566368726136e60200#post_54eebe566368726136e60200\r\nFrik! That looks so authentic!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54eebe84636872675b4d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebe236368725239711400#post_54eebe236368725239711400\r\nnu\r\nthere's only one piece left\r\nand I called it. like 50 years ago","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eebf06636872279bdb1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebd6a636872745e314300#post_54eebd6a636872745e314300\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300#post_54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300\r\nThen the only think we need to do is destroy the internet and the world will be happy again :D[/bq]\r\nAt this point trying to get rid of the internet might as well be like trying to kill a metaphorical god because it's a non-physical idea given to name the electronic pulses of a hundred billion devices interconnected with each other that causes and is effected by the organic components that connect to it that in of itself are networks of neural electrical activity that all work together to give rise to memetic thoughts that are shared and transmitted to each other.\r\n\r\nBasically I doubt the human race would be able to function anymore without the internet and yes that is true cause being connected to the internet actually phsyically effects your brain permanently.\r\n\r\nThat's probably why people are so scared of the internet is that it's become a metaphorical god that either directly or indirectly changes the lives of everyone on the planet and special interest groups are terrified at the idea of the realization that they have no actual power at all.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54eebf1d63687215750a1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebe84636872675b4d0800#post_54eebe84636872675b4d0800\r\nBut, But U gotta share you gotta care! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eebf466368722e62160900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebf1d63687215750a1200#post_54eebf1d63687215750a1200\r\nnu","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eebf4f6368722042480700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebf06636872279bdb1300#post_54eebf06636872279bdb1300\r\nThe internet has given EVERYONE a voice.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eebf756368721853040a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebf1d63687215750a1200#post_54eebf1d63687215750a1200\r\nHey Pegasus, how cringe heavy is the MMPR Fan film?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eebfbd63687206dc1d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300#post_54eebcc66368722ef5eb1300\r\nIn other words. Eventually, neither group would be able to find it easy to assert much control over others as the internet grows. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54eec00763687277bbe30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If the internet goes, I lose my boyfriend\r\nThat's a horrible thing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54eec021636872726e3b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebf06636872279bdb1300#post_54eebf06636872279bdb1300\r\nThat means North Koreans would likely to be the last to be _assimilated_ into internet existence.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54eec0296368726770723c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eebf756368721853040a00#post_54eebf756368721853040a00\r\nIts, Its. Not bad but. *Sigh*\r\n\r\nIts just.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/652/918/68a.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nYou know? But Its not that bad, I mean I didn't cringe. But the premise of them turning into R rated it just kind of silly. \r\n\r\nBut please by all means watch it, they put a lot of work into this. Trust me. I think they deserve all the views they get. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eec02e63687228ac811500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec00763687277bbe30100#post_54eec00763687277bbe30100\r\nThat would be the worst!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}