time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/429.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538e5af96368725a59370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5a1b63687262fca80500#post_538e5a1b63687262fca80500\r\nYour memes fascinate me. Could I get some of your literature?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538e5b106368725a59560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5aa4636872627b0d0600#post_538e5aa4636872627b0d0600\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5aa16368726189c80500#post_538e5aa16368726189c80500\r\n\r\n\r\nuh, *IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE*\r\n\r\n*shit eating grin*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e5b546368725c5f100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what the hell is going on?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"538e5b696368725cce0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5af96368725a59370000#post_538e5af96368725a59370000\r\n\"Economics 101?  They can't have my economic principles; I have a special mind\"\r\n\"Look!  Look with your special mind!\"\r\n\"Ayn Rand!\"\r\n\r\n[/sarcasm]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538e5ccf6368725a02900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5b696368725cce0d0000#post_538e5b696368725cce0d0000\r\n\r\nHoly damn! Senator Armstrong!\r\nI throught you were dead?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538e5d056368725d9b700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5ccf6368725a02900000#post_538e5ccf6368725a02900000\r\nNanomachines, son.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538e5d4d6368725b5c8b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5d056368725d9b700000#post_538e5d056368725d9b700000\r\nI don't think that's how nanomachines work Boss.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538e5d546368725d2eaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5d056368725d9b700000#post_538e5d056368725d9b700000\r\n\r\nuc9 as a massive built glass-wearing, eaglefanatic, driven punching politician... I have a very wierd boner right now...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538e5d556368725a33840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]But when it comes to them trailers in them south parks, muffle it\r\nCause homie, that hood’s tighter than Kenny’s[/spoiler] ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e5e066368725ae8d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5d4d6368725b5c8b0000#post_538e5d4d6368725b5c8b0000\r\nNanomachines!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538e5e216368725b5cca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5d556368725a33840000#post_538e5d556368725a33840000\r\n\r\nHoly Pope Cartman is kweeeeler","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538e5e606368725b90970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This has gotten really strange.\r\nI'm just gonna go polish my sword.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538e5ea06368725bbee20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i wonder why i didnt pick armstrong, i know shit about sundowner.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e5ead6368725b4da20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5e216368725b5cca0000#post_538e5e216368725b5cca0000\r\n\r\nMini-Pope","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538e5f046368725a0d160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5ead6368725b4da20000#post_538e5ead6368725b4da20000\r\n\r\n\"Heretic Mini-Pope\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538e5f066368725a0d180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5e216368725b5cca0000#post_538e5e216368725b5cca0000\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous\r\nAnd walk around with an empty bottle of Remy Martin\r\nStarting shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman (Goddamn it)[/spoiler] ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e5f2f6368725d06410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5f066368725a0d180100#post_538e5f066368725a0d180100\r\n\r\nThat didn't rhymed","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538e5fe76368725ae87a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5ea06368725bbee20000#post_538e5ea06368725bbee20000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]i wonder why i didnt pick armstrong, i know shit about sundowner.[/bq]\r\nHe's very in touch with his inner child apparently.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538e601b6368725db1670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5f2f6368725d06410100#post_538e5f2f6368725d06410100\r\n\r\n[spoiler]and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets\r\nAnd amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches\r\nI just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous\r\nand walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin\r\nstartin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman (\"God damnit!\")\r\nI'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin\r\nwith instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started\r\nThese fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nwhat doesnt rhyme, cartman? cause he pornounces more like cartmin.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5fe76368725ae87a0100#post_538e5fe76368725ae87a0100\r\n\r\nout of context that sounds very dirty.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e60336368725c25ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5fe76368725ae87a0100#post_538e5fe76368725ae87a0100\r\n\r\n\r\nKid are cruel after all\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e601b6368725db1670100#post_538e601b6368725db1670100\r\n\r\nGoddammit you guys, seriously, weak","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538e60a36368725a0db70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e60336368725c25ec0100#post_538e60336368725c25ec0100\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler] \"eminem south park parody includes cartman imitation\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRER6bCpWjA [/spoiler] \r\n\r\nedit: i edited this message about 5 times.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e61176368725afdf80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e601b6368725db1670100#post_538e601b6368725db1670100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e5fe76368725ae87a0100#post_538e5fe76368725ae87a0100\r\n\r\nout of context that sounds very dirty.[/bq]\r\nNah, nah; Sundowner just takes little kids from their homes and has people reach inside them to alter them permanently and train them to obey his orders.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538e61636368725b907d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e61176368725afdf80100#post_538e61176368725afdf80100\r\n\r\n\r\nah well thats a relief, for a moment i thought he was one of them type of people who like to \"connect\" with children.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538e61876368725b5cdf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538e60a36368725a0db70100#post_538e60a36368725a0db70100\r\n\r\nThat's hilarious","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538e62cf6368725b712b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/768/069/f13.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}