time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4295.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54efcd286368720518e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Adam_Smasher/boards/DullSurprise.jpg!\r\nAccording to the mass conservation principle, there is no way a robot made out of six construction vehicles could be taller than a skyline. Its components are too small to form something that large. The robot, of course, is that large anyway because robots don't care what humans think is impossible","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efcd3f636872786b930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god\r\n\r\nI would so propose with \"these\":http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/legend-of-zelda-wedding-rings","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54efcd6b6368726bec192300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nah, Google is not a good translator. (I actually do have a minor grasp on the language. So I generally know that what I'm saying is at least comprehensible.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54efcd936368720605791800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd0b6368720697020500#post_54efcd0b6368720697020500\r\n....\r\nYou never had surgery?\r\nLucky.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efcd976368720add8e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd286368720518e40300#post_54efcd286368720518e40300\r\nIt's a similar case with Arcee in Prime.\r\nAlthough you could argue that he has the same mass he's just less dense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efcdd463687249d99f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd936368720605791800#post_54efcd936368720605791800\r\nI have had stitches a few times but nothing ever invasive.\r\nUnless the removal of my wisdom teeth counts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efce3663687249d9d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcdd463687249d99f0100#post_54efcdd463687249d99f0100\r\nTeeth don't count, it's just pulling them out of your mouth.\r\nI had surgeries that occurred next to my brain.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efce6563687219b84b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd0b6368720697020500#post_54efcd0b6368720697020500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcc9063687249d9e10000#post_54efcc9063687249d9e10000\r\nI've never had surgery!\r\nHaha! I still even have my tonsils and appendix.[/bq]\r\nIf you're wondering why I didn't have pain killers; rather they gave me pain killers and turned out I was immune to them.\r\n\r\nThe people that say birth/getting burned/stabbed/broken bones or such is the \"worst pain ever\" that's a bunch of fucking bull.  Imagine a knife cutting you open and them using medical tools to stitch your insides and such and then stitching it back closed.\r\n\r\nAfter that shit every time I feel pain it's like \"whatever\" cause everything else is nothing in comparison.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54efced96368727d7a910300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd976368720add8e0c00#post_54efcd976368720add8e0c00\r\nPretty much every transformer shifts mass to some extent. I think it was the worst in the original show though. I mean freaking megatron turned into a pistol. Soundwave was a cassette player. \r\nAlso reflector was three different robots that combined into a camera\r\n\r\nT'was a silly show","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efcf076368720dd68c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efce3663687249d9d60100#post_54efce3663687249d9d60100\r\nI remember when I was getting my chin stitched up. I got into a fight with someone and I managed to cut my chin open. I actually BIT the doctor sewing me up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efce6563687219b84b0500#post_54efce6563687219b84b0500\r\nOuch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efcf10636872795a000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efce6563687219b84b0500#post_54efce6563687219b84b0500\r\nFuck\r\nI have nightmares about that kind of shit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efcf4363687245ecc51900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/e5004353cc3efd440590d383d1af73cd/tumblr_ndt1pq3w1v1r29p8vo1_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54efcf4963687273424d3d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcf076368720dd68c0500#post_54efcf076368720dd68c0500\r\nAnd that, sir, is one of the reasons I DON'T try to get into fights.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efcf7b63687249d9280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd286368720518e40300#post_54efcd286368720518e40300\r\nDULL SURPRISE\r\n!http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/6/65/Parrot_and_armadillo.jpg/300px-Parrot_and_armadillo.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54efcf83636872692d990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FCLocCgyL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54efcf836368727eddfa1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcf4363687245ecc51900#post_54efcf4363687245ecc51900\r\n~Lazer swoooord~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efcf97636872661bf10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcf4963687273424d3d00#post_54efcf4963687273424d3d00\r\nHe called me a fag and my mom a whore, Now you can talk shit about me all you want, but you insult my mother and I'm officially out for blood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efcfd863687259ec5f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcf83636872692d990000#post_54efcf83636872692d990000\r\nHealthy Chicken Recipes WITH BALLS!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54efcff26368725d18551a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcf97636872661bf10900#post_54efcf97636872661bf10900\r\nDon't worry about me doing any of that.\r\nI'm a friendly guy, even when angered.\r\nI know it's between me and the guy, nobody else.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efd0026368725d18721a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcf7b63687249d9280200#post_54efcf7b63687249d9280200\r\n!static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/transformers_dull_surprise_7728.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efd0576368721d5e680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No special breakfast today.\r\nJust toast with butter.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54efd0c763687208629e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I played Pokemon and realized that there is an Ace Trainer named\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbk2rjyhPc1qehejt.gif!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54efd0ff63687227486a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holy shit\r\nRobotnik made scratch and grounder blow their own heads off in the old cartoon\r\n\r\nAlso he made a robot called DOS holiday","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efd19e636872795abd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efd0ff63687227486a0200#post_54efd0ff63687227486a0200\r\nEggman's a jerk.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efd1af6368722748b10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jesus Pat And Liam! \r\n\r\n[spoiler]*THEY BEASTED CULEX*[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}