time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/436.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538f77746368721e43b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I find the squeamishness about showing an organ 50 percent of the human population possesses hilarious personally.\r\n\r\nOk fine, I see no problem with not wanting naughty bits in stuff meant for family viewing. But if you're making a film for adults anyways then who the fuck cares about the amount of dicks, pussies and tits or what state they're in? It isn't like they'd be showing me anything I haven't seen before.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538f77d76368721d87500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f77746368721e43b80100#post_538f77746368721e43b80100\r\nYou can thank the internet for that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f78cc6368721bc0c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS! I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE BROTHER TO ZEUS AND POSEIDON, THE RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD, LOOOOORRRRRRRD HADES!\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.olympusoverdrive.com/comics/1363921607-17.png![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f78d16368721b8c900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f77d76368721d87500100#post_538f77d76368721d87500100\r\nOh this goes way back before that. I was referring to the history of artistic censorship in the name of \"decency\" that has plagued the US for decades now.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538f793a6368721d87b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guess who has a new computer?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538f79646368721b8cc20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f793a6368721d87b80100#post_538f793a6368721d87b80100\r\nRight on baby.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f796e6368721df8c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f793a6368721d87b80100#post_538f793a6368721d87b80100\r\nIs it trashboat? Or whatevs?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538f79cc6368721b3eb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f79646368721b8cc20100#post_538f79646368721b8cc20100\r\n3.17ghz duel core; 6gb ram; 1gb video card; 1tb hard drive; $280.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538f79ee6368721de2e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f79cc6368721b3eb90100#post_538f79cc6368721b3eb90100\r\nYou mother fucker...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f7a476368721e434a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Passenger_Pigeon_001.jpg!\r\nDoes anyone else know what this is?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f7a826368721dcb090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7a476368721e434a0200#post_538f7a476368721e434a0200\r\nLooks like a bird to me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538f7aef6368721ce82c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f79ee6368721de2e50100#post_538f79ee6368721de2e50100\r\nI forgot it also came with a free legit copy of windows 7.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538f7b586368721c93260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7a826368721dcb090200#post_538f7a826368721dcb090200\r\nBut what species?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f7b8c6368721df8a90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7a476368721e434a0200#post_538f7a476368721e434a0200\r\nI remember this one. It's the extinct Passenger Pigeon.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"538f7bb16368721d2d920200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7b8c6368721df8a90200#post_538f7b8c6368721df8a90200\r\nCorrect! We have a winner.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f7bba6368721e0f8c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f796e6368721df8c70100#post_538f796e6368721df8c70100\r\n\r\n\r\nthis reminds me how the porn in the late night channels over here its \"censored\", thats right, they censor the porn, they only show the act and the tis, they dont show any other naugthy bits like wtf, are they trying to make \"kid friendly porn?\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f7c616368721b51bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7bb16368721d2d920200#post_538f7bb16368721d2d920200\r\nSo... why bring that up?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"538f7c986368721d87a90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7c616368721b51bb0200#post_538f7c616368721b51bb0200\r\nI want to talk about how scientists are planning to bring it back to life.\r\n\r\nInterested?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f7cc16368721ce89e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f79cc6368721b3eb90100#post_538f79cc6368721b3eb90100\r\n...sonuvabitch...","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"538f7d406368721b647d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7c986368721d87a90200#post_538f7c986368721d87a90200\r\nMust be easier than the mammoth right? They should have more tissues of the birds, as well the fact that birds mature faster than elephants.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"538f7db76368721bfe970200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7d406368721b647d0300#post_538f7d406368721b647d0300\r\nYes. However, the mammoth project is actually in progress already (or at least a mammoth-elephant hybrid, geneticist George Church has already transferred three mammoth gene variants into elephant cells and could have an embryo in three years).\r\n\r\nBen Novak is already sequencing DNA from passenger pigeon specimens in museums. He hopes to publish an update by September, the 100th anniversary of its extinction.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f7e6d6368721c13ed0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7db76368721bfe970200#post_538f7db76368721bfe970200\r\nBy the way, why did they start with the mammoth? Shouldn't they start with something easier to revive, like the passenger pigeon?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"538f7f346368721d879b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7e6d6368721c13ed0300#post_538f7e6d6368721c13ed0300\r\nI have no idea. But they started it anyway.\r\n\r\nOnce the DNA has been sequenced from the pigeon, they want to start culturing germ cells from modern band-tailed pigeons, which make eggs and sperm, synthesize the passenger pigeon DNA, and edit the genomes of the germ cells to contain the new passenger pigeon DNA. Then they will put the germ cells into band-tailed pigeon embryos devoid of their own, wait for the band-tailed pigeons to hatch, grow up, mate, and lay eggs, which will hopefully hatch into band-tailed/passenger pigeon hybrids.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f80b16368721d2ded0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f7cc16368721ce89e0200#post_538f7cc16368721ce89e0200\r\n[bq=\"ThatRandomGuy42\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f79cc6368721b3eb90100#post_538f79cc6368721b3eb90100\r\n...sonuvabitch...[/bq]\r\nCorrection:\r\n2gb video card","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538f82326368721b51710400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f80b16368721d2ded0300#post_538f80b16368721d2ded0300\r\nOh come on!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}