time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4387.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f3e78e6368726e63ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e6946368727c83ad1f00#post_54f3e6946368727c83ad1f00\r\nI KNOW RIGHT! FUCKING WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e6996368727c83b01f00#post_54f3e6996368727c83b01f00\r\n*NANANANANANANANAAAA! NAAAA NAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f3e7a76368726e63d60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e7726368727f314b1e00#post_54f3e7726368727f314b1e00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"][bq]AWWWW YEAH! Listen up, pimps and playas and pain purveyors! Allow me to introduce the grandma of the swamp himself, the motha fuckin' double-you-oh-oh-zee who's gonna revel the blood, boobs and bouncing booties of this LP! Wait, wait, I'm not done yet baby! Alongside him of course is the man who throws axes amidst the hustle and bustle, cuz this is the goddamn mother fuckin' Matt McMuscles! So take a seat, and let this video unfurl, BECAUSE WE BE GOING DOWN TO THE MOTHER FUCKIN' MADWORLD![/bq]\r\nThis is the greatest fucking description that I have ever had the privilege to read in my entire goddamn life.[/bq]\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f3e7bf636872675e870400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e78e6368726e63ce0200#post_54f3e78e6368726e63ce0200\r\nAfter I finish this episode of Cardcaptor Sakura.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f3e7d96368722ba0760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e7726368727f314b1e00#post_54f3e7726368727f314b1e00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"][bq]AWWWW YEAH! Listen up, pimps and playas and pain purveyors! Allow me to introduce the grandma of the swamp himself, the motha fuckin' double-you-oh-oh-zee who's gonna revel the blood, boobs and bouncing booties of this LP! Wait, wait, I'm not done yet baby! Alongside him of course is the man who throws axes amidst the hustle and bustle, cuz this is the goddamn mother fuckin' Matt McMuscles! So take a seat, and let this video unfurl, BECAUSE WE BE GOING DOWN TO THE MOTHER FUCKIN' MADWORLD![/bq]\r\nThis is the greatest fucking description that I have ever had the privilege to read in my entire goddamn life.[/bq]\r\nTHIS IS THE TRUEST HYPEST SHIT!\r\n\r\n*THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE ZAIBATSU!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f3e7fc636872400fe10c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e7bf636872675e870400#post_54f3e7bf636872675e870400\r\nGet yo ass ready for some awesome tracks and Zaibatsu when yo finished my brothah! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f3e7fe6368727d808f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e6776368727f310a1e00#post_54f3e6776368727f310a1e00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e5786368722e696e2b00#post_54f3e5786368722e696e2b00\r\nDID YOU USE PROTECTION?[/bq]\r\nIf they didn't then we get to see adorable baby photos in a couple months.\r\n(Not that that's a bad thing)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f3e847636872531e5f0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e7fe6368727d808f0300#post_54f3e7fe6368727d808f0300\r\nI've seen what having a child when you're too young is like.\r\nYou don't want that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f3e8b663687279c1830300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e7fc636872400fe10c00#post_54f3e7fc636872400fe10c00\r\nI'm hopping on this train, baby!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54f3e9d463687250c1c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Don't know if this has been posted, but this is pretty incredible.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Dude had a seizure while skydiving? Holy crap! \r\nThank God his friend saved him, or he'd be screwed beyond all reason and logic.[/spoiler]","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54f3ea3e6368727812291d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e9d463687250c1c20100#post_54f3e9d463687250c1c20100\r\ndat guy is the best (☞ຈ ͡ಠ ل͜ ͡ಠ)☞ຈ","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f3ea516368721fbc8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e847636872531e5f0900#post_54f3e847636872531e5f0900\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e7fe6368727d808f0300#post_54f3e7fe6368727d808f0300\r\nI've seen what having a child when you're too young is like.\r\nYou don't want that.[/bq]\r\nDude; trust me, I know.  I've had to help raise children before.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f3ead76368724087b70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3ea516368721fbc8c0100#post_54f3ea516368721fbc8c0100\r\nThen you know my pain?\r\nI LOVE YOU BROTHER!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f3ec9c63687278b1770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3e8b663687279c1830300#post_54f3e8b663687279c1830300\r\nLets GO!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f3ec9e6368725b26d00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3ead76368724087b70400#post_54f3ead76368724087b70400\r\nThe number one thing I've learned from helping take care of autistic children is: DO NOT GET UPSET OR ANGRY!\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that I've helped babysit severely autistic children; if you're getting upset then that's just going to get them more upset that you're upset at them.\r\n\r\nWhat I used to do if he was having a episode would be to pick him up and calmly and rationally ask him what's wrong and if he wasn't listening calmly say to him \"if you don't tell me what's wrong then I can't help okay?\" and so forth while basically babying him by patting him on the back and such.\r\n\r\nThe worst case I ever saw was it took him six hours to finally fucking calm down.  That six hours episode illustrated what you don't ever do with autistic children in that don't ever get angry or upset at them cause if you get upset that will get them upset.  Every time it was time for me and his mom to switch out watching him she would get upset and after a few minutes tell him to be quiet to which then I would have to pick him up and tell him it was okay and that everyone was just crabby and tired.  Eventually she just called it quits for the night and left him to me and it took two hours after she left for me to calm him down cause he was extremely upset that she was upset at him.\r\n\r\nMoral of the story: don't yell at autistic children.\r\n\r\nRaising kids is okay; just takes a ton of patience.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f3ecd163687232f13a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Yandere Clicker\":http://www.y8.com/games/yandere_clicker#","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f3ed946368722259340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3ecd163687232f13a0b00#post_54f3ecd163687232f13a0b00\r\nThere is an everything in everything.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54f3edeb6368722bbb7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://blog-imgs-43.fc2.com/w/7/s/w7staygold/1307878728779.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f3ee9a63687222d02f1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"oh\":http://awkwardsonicphotos.tumblr.com/post/111469189045/archiewhatthetails-ill-never-get-tired-of-these#notes\r\n","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54f3f062636872788da50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3ec9e6368725b26d00c00#post_54f3ec9e6368725b26d00c00\r\nYou should never get angry with children in general. Kids take things more personally than adults. And when a child does screw up, and they WILL, you condemn the action not the individual. And never EVER speak down to a child. They haaaaaaate it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f3f0af636872017d480800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"basically what happens in the irc \r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/giSUw/9295d0e53d.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54f3f29163687250c14a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now I'm literally doing nothing. (Just. Why?)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f3f2f363687214abfd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3f29163687250c14a0300#post_54f3f29163687250c14a0300\r\nBusy stabbing senpai.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f3f4f86368723636b80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef986rPnr1qd96a1o1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f3f5c86368725b26db0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"WTF - Kitten dies from poisoning after being dyed pink for a party\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fN-_401f4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f3f6c6636872531ef30a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f3f5c86368725b26db0d00#post_54f3f5c86368725b26db0d00\r\n*FUCK FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!*\r\nI hope to fucking Christ she got arrested.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}