time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4411.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56fc163687249a9ad0600#post_54f56fc163687249a9ad0600\r\nJesus man, the steak is already dead.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f5705d6368724ebf570300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56fc163687249a9ad0600#post_54f56fc163687249a9ad0600\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900#post_54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900\r\nNo we have to make sure the Cow's Ghost isn't alive in the steak. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f570c6636872081a750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Its still funny to me that Apparently Owls are just fucking Cats.\r\n!http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/Owl-owls-31450198-1600-1200.jpg!\r\n\r\nI can see it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f5710963687248be050600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900#post_54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900\r\nDead is good. I like dead. I'd like some more dead, please.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f5713c63687251170b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also today I learned how to skin a catfish.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f5714a6368724858c20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5710963687248be050600#post_54f5710963687248be050600\r\nDead Dip is the only Dip we need for these chips. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f571726368724d07d00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5713c63687251170b0900#post_54f5713c63687251170b0900\r\nEww, You go fishing with your Grandad or something? \r\n\r\nI miss going fishing. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f571ae6368725368e30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571726368724d07d00500#post_54f571726368724d07d00500\r\nNo I was just talking on the phone with him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f571dd63687221ec150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hi again human-shaped ponies","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54f57207636872504bc10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5714a6368724858c20500#post_54f5714a6368724858c20500\r\nMore people should try dead. The world would be a better place.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5713c63687251170b0900#post_54f5713c63687251170b0900\r\nMaybe tomorrow you'll learn how to skin a cat. Then you can move on to bigger animals like dogs, sheep and humans.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f5723e6368725e8dd50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571ae6368725368e30600#post_54f571ae6368725368e30600\r\nOoooh! \r\n\r\nHave you ever gone fishing with your Granddad before? \r\n\r\nFishing is fun! Well, when you actually catch fish anyway. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571dd63687221ec150100#post_54f571dd63687221ec150100\r\nHi again my living Waifu! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f572746368724e53430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/EdwmjcX.png!\r\n\r\nyes kanye","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54f5729263687250e93d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571dd63687221ec150100#post_54f571dd63687221ec150100\r\nI'll have you know i'm a pony-shaped human trapped in the body of a human-shaped pony.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f572d66368725e8de90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5729263687250e93d0500#post_54f5729263687250e93d0500\r\nStill Human-shaped pone to me.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54f573926368724d07690600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f57207636872504bc10300#post_54f57207636872504bc10300\r\nI already know how to skin a dear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5723e6368725e8dd50200#post_54f5723e6368725e8dd50200\r\nI go fishing with granddad all the time. But we usually never keep anything we catch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f573be6368725859ee0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've decided to be more positive. \r\nBeing dour is a drag.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54f574316368724f28bb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f573926368724d07690600#post_54f573926368724d07690600\r\nWe used to go fishing with my Step Dad, it was really fun!\r\n\r\nAnd then if we got a good catch we'd eat it! \r\n\r\nI remember we only got one good catch and it happened when me and my sister weren't there. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f57445636872511f380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f573be6368725859ee0600#post_54f573be6368725859ee0600\r\nHurray for being positive! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f574b46368724e43c70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f573be6368725859ee0600#post_54f573be6368725859ee0600\r\nAawww~ You're such a good boy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f5751e6368724d07010700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f574b46368724e43c70600#post_54f574b46368724e43c70600\r\nPredictable\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f57445636872511f380200#post_54f57445636872511f380200\r\nYes... Hooray","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54f5754f6368724de9190300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So have I ever told you guys about the time my mom broke her butt?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f575bc636872507d9f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5754f6368724de9190300#post_54f5754f6368724de9190300\r\n-must've been one hell of a shag-","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f576736368720150d00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f575bc636872507d9f0700#post_54f575bc636872507d9f0700\r\nHahaha no. This was after it had been snowing for a few days. And the snow was essentially frozen, Basically what happened is she was walking to the car, she slipped on the ice, and landed right on her butt. Broke her tailbone in two places. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f576ef6368724ce8880500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f576736368720150d00300#post_54f576736368720150d00300\r\nOwwwwwwwwwwww!!\r\n\r\nWell that sucks! She's doing ok now though right? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f5776363687250bb850a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f573be6368725859ee0600#post_54f573be6368725859ee0600\r\nSo have i. I've only contemplated suicide three times this week.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}