time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4459.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f910b963687206dc5f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f90fcd6368725c5a2d0100#post_54f90fcd6368725c5a2d0100\r\nThat's probably exactly why they do that. ","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f910bd6368725dc25a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Edit: Fucking Doubleposting-Coco","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f910f263687260afcf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My lifetime wish is to meet aliens.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54f9113f636872722ea40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Like if I met an alien I'd be one of the first one's in line to fuck 'em.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f911466368725f27f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f90fcd6368725c5a2d0100#post_54f90fcd6368725c5a2d0100\r\nMostly because we only have our own race as a reference points, and historically, when different civilizations come into contact with one another, they inevitably try to kill one another at some point.\r\n\r\nOf course, if an alien species could traverse the stars, they would also most likely have a means to utterly annihilate our race long before we could ever pose a threat to them or before we could even become aware they existed. But then that wouldn't make for very exciting television, now would it?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54f9115e6368726131b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f910226368725dc2470200#post_54f910226368725dc2470200\r\nIf a AI/sapient species were to judge *EVERY* human based upon the actions of the few that would be irrational and stupid.\r\n\r\nIf we were to meet a sapient race of aliens then chances are they would be forgiving of all our wars and shit cause there's a high probability that if life is abundant in the universe that a fair number of those species had a period in their development which had wars and such.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f910686368720411770100#post_54f910686368720411770100\r\nI'd like to see a movie where the twist is that the aliens just want to fuck. . . wait that's pretty much everything to do with Captain Kirk.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f911b06368725d9a5a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9115e6368726131b80000#post_54f9115e6368726131b80000\r\nImagine the brothel potential.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f911b16368725d9a5c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f90efe6368725b97300100#post_54f90efe6368725b97300100\r\nActually ... Yes, she is very hungry \r\nBut she must wait til Sunday\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f910306368726057c00000#post_54f910306368726057c00000\r\nAt least it's nicer then the movie ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f911e06368725bfa8c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f911b16368725d9a5c0100#post_54f911b16368725d9a5c0100\r\nWhy does she have to wait?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f911fd6368725d24780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, I didn't think of turning up the volume when the Purple Man is put into the suit...\r\nDamn, I'm an idiot.\r\nBut, damn, he sounded really fked up.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f912426368725e18f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why are aliens always the bad guys?\r\nAvatar was a nice twist.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54f9124a6368725ed52d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If some adorable thing from a magical realm scouted me to help defend the earth with Magic powers, I'd probably try to fuck it.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f912706368725ed5430200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9124a6368725ed52d0200#post_54f9124a6368725ed52d0200\r\nGood luck with that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f912826368725e180c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f912706368725ed5430200#post_54f912706368725ed5430200\r\nThat's why I'll never become a Precure.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f912966368725e18250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I ever meet an Alien I want to form a relationship with Her [spoiler]Or him[/spoiler] immediately. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f911b16368725d9a5c0100#post_54f911b16368725d9a5c0100\r\nMake sure she doesn't try to eat ya before then! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f912b663687260dfd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9115e6368726131b80000#post_54f9115e6368726131b80000\r\nGiven that folks are now more open about their kicks and the level of plastic surgery in the future, we may not even need to wait for aliens.\r\n\r\nNot that I'm into that or anything.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54f912b963687247b93d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9124a6368725ed52d0200#post_54f9124a6368725ed52d0200\r\nYeah I'm pretty sure you'd be a Precum by that point instead. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f912da6368725d11c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f912b963687247b93d0000#post_54f912b963687247b93d0000\r\n* Ba dum tss *","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f913706368725d491b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh hey Albus now that you're back, not to pry, but how's your relationship going?  I was actually really glad that you two are romantically involved considering how in love you are with her. Also; are we going to get baby pictures?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f913a36368725ee74b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f912da6368725d11c90100#post_54f912da6368725d11c90100\r\n* Comically Dances off stage! *","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f913fb6368725bfad60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9124a6368725ed52d0200#post_54f9124a6368725ed52d0200\r\nWhat I would do is Punch it and say Welcome to earf.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f913ff6368725c39c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f912da6368725d11c90100#post_54f912da6368725d11c90100\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f913a36368725ee74b0100#post_54f913a36368725ee74b0100\r\n*Cringes*\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The correct path would be to ease them into a false sense of security before you stick your dick into them.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f9147063687204d8190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f913706368725d491b0200#post_54f913706368725d491b0200\r\nIt's going great. And we used protection. We're still in college after all. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54f9147b636872722ee60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f913ff6368725c39c10100#post_54f913ff6368725c39c10100\r\nBrilliant.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f914a46368725853e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f913ff6368725c39c10100#post_54f913ff6368725c39c10100\r\nHere lies Cute Alien animal sapient. It got its ass reemed. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}