time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4466.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f9310363687260df7f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, do zombies poop?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54f931a16368725b2df20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f93100636872616f590600#post_54f93100636872616f590600\r\nHE HAD TO FIGHT THE FBI AND CIA!? THIS SOUNDS MAGICAL!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9310363687260df7f0800#post_54f9310363687260df7f0800\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/3/5/842762__safe_comic_equestria+girls_sunset+shimmer_reaction+image_artist-colon-kibate.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f931e66368725c71d50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, I was just browsing through random lines of dialogue from Team Fortress 2, and I happened across this:\r\n\r\n\"\"Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!\"\":https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Soldier_sf12_taunts13.wav?t=20121027181445","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54f9324963687260af0e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f931a16368725b2df20700#post_54f931a16368725b2df20700\r\nYa\r\nHe had a fist fight with the bad guy ON TOP of a moving car with a crocodile next to them well his wife drives!\r\n\r\n\r\nIf I remember correctly \r\nMy kid brain may be over hyping it ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f9327c63687214224d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9324963687260af0e0800#post_54f9324963687260af0e0800\r\n*I'M LOOKING THIS UP RIGHT NOW!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f932ed63687254ed0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9327c63687214224d0300#post_54f9327c63687214224d0300\r\nI do know for a fact there is a on top car fight","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f9335f6368725d24570800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f932ed63687254ed0e0000#post_54f932ed63687254ed0e0000\r\n\"I FOUND IT!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVT_JmJ2Bo\r\n\r\nIts even better then I thought! I love you Steve! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f9337d6368724eac600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Keroberos' true form is [spoiler]a big golden wolf lion with wings.[/spoiler]\r\nFucking. Radical.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f9339e6368724da0fe0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9337d6368724eac600100#post_54f9337d6368724eac600100\r\n*Radical as all hell*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f933e56368723c85b10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9339e6368724da0fe0200#post_54f9339e6368724da0fe0200\r\nKind of cute too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f934e7636872609c4d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f933e56368723c85b10300#post_54f933e56368723c85b10300\r\nWould you pet it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f9351a6368725c5a510800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9335f6368725d24570800#post_54f9335f6368725d24570800\r\n_AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STEVE!_\r\n\r\nHe beat him without throwing a punch!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f935616368725c5a680800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f934e7636872609c4d0500#post_54f934e7636872609c4d0500\r\nI'd cuddle Keroberos soooooo hard.\r\nAnd considering he's the size of a full-grown tiger that wouldn't be hard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f935a9636872458eec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IH MY GOD\r\nBARRY TELLS EVERYONE ABOUT THE JILL SANDWICH THING\r\nTHATS AMAAZING ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f936556368726073a10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f935616368725c5a680800#post_54f935616368725c5a680800\r\nI had to google that\r\nWe're talking about cardcaptors right? I can't believe I forgot his name was -Cerberus- Keroberos ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f936ae6368725b84e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f936556368726073a10700#post_54f936556368726073a10700\r\nYeah. He's a [spoiler]big golden wolf lion with wings and armor.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f936ce6368720411fe0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now [spoiler]Yukito is Yue?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f937506368725bfa130a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f936ae6368725b84e40300#post_54f936ae6368725b84e40300\r\nI don't think I ever saw an episode as a kid where they showed his true form\r\nBut I think I always assumed considering he came out of the cover of the book didn't he?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f937806368727fb2890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I won't stir her up, on the account she'll just kill me\" - Steve Irwin","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f938216368725bfa2d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f937806368727fb2890100#post_54f937806368727fb2890100\r\nSTEVE IS THE KING, BABY!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f937506368725bfa130a00#post_54f937506368725bfa130a00\r\nOh god your wartching the LP too!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f935616368725c5a680800#post_54f935616368725c5a680800\r\nI'd like to join in the cuddles! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f9388163687204115c0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sakura.\r\n[spoiler]KICK HIS FUCKING ASS.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f9389b6368727fb2e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f938216368725bfa2d0a00#post_54f938216368725bfa2d0a00\r\n\"This tiger weights 800 pounds and can kill a man in 10 seconds, I'm gonna touch it\"","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f938e563687260d75e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f938216368725bfa2d0a00#post_54f938216368725bfa2d0a00\r\nI fucking love Barry ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f93b6c6368723859380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f938e563687260d75e0100#post_54f938e563687260d75e0100\r\nBerry is awesome!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9389b6368727fb2e60100#post_54f9389b6368727fb2e60100\r\nMan had no fear! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f93c2563687260cbf00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9310363687260df7f0800#post_54f9310363687260df7f0800\r\nI think when they first become zombies, yes, because they're basically dead and their muscles relax or something\r\n\r\nAfter that, they most likely don't until they eat brains and absorb their nutrients","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}