time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4486.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54fa67f56368722bae2b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa67016368723e2ac00300#post_54fa67016368723e2ac00300\r\nEw you like cola without gas?\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/648/220/67b.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54fa68006368720343970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa676b63687259a66f0200#post_54fa676b63687259a66f0200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]How would life be if magic suddenly existed in the 21st century...?[/bq]\r\nI'd start studying pyromancy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fa680a6368723998110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/719/176/17a.gif!\r\n\r\nThere is a better way\r\nIt's called, \"Learn how a fucking computer works\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa68496368725cff0c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa68006368720343970100#post_54fa68006368720343970100\r\nWhat about sexual magic?\r\n-Tentacles-","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa6854636872648abb0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa676b63687259a66f0200#post_54fa676b63687259a66f0200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]How would life be if magic suddenly existed in the 21st century...?[/bq]\r\n\r\nProbably the wars could end more quickly.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54fa686f6368720343e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa68496368725cff0c0600#post_54fa68496368725cff0c0600\r\nI'd study ALL the magic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fa687463687259a6e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa68496368725cff0c0600#post_54fa68496368725cff0c0600\r\n\r\nMaybe they'll be restricted to Japan?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54fa68a36368722a849e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maybe we need magic to teach people how computers work\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/702/630/e97.gif!\r\n\r\nTHAT IS NOT A FUCKING DISC GOES IN, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa68c66368726f3dba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa67f56368722bae2b0400#post_54fa67f56368722bae2b0400\r\nWhat are you talking about","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fa68ed6368720f70860b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa68a36368722a849e0200#post_54fa68a36368722a849e0200\r\nInfomercials are the best\r\n\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgy35Jxwj1qlpk58o3_r1_250.gif!","author":"5415070c636872781bea0000"},{"id":"54fa68f463687217deb20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa68496368725cff0c0600#post_54fa68496368725cff0c0600\r\nStudy that kind of magic all day long.\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/877/a_1b1eeebd.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fa69436368725c97620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What is even going on these\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/649/115/fb7.gif! !http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/649/123/ef7.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa698b63687225e13b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa69436368725c97620200#post_54fa69436368725c97620200\r\n\r\nI might understand the one on the right... The left one though, it just rises too many questions","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54fa69af63687271ebea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa69436368725c97620200#post_54fa69436368725c97620200\r\nWho would even try to open a bottle with a banana?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fa69f36368727498180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/645/463/63b.gif!\r\n\r\nIt might help to not use a rotten tomato","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa69fb6368726f3d0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa68c66368726f3dba0000#post_54fa68c66368726f3dba0000\r\nOops, I thought you were refering about the cola without gas.\r\nMy bad","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54fa6a1e6368720f70cc0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa69f36368727498180200#post_54fa69f36368727498180200\r\n\r\nOr use the knife as a smasher","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54fa6a9a6368724c6f100800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is the best, IMO:\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/672/544/7d4.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54fa6aa563687265a7560900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa69436368725c97620200#post_54fa69436368725c97620200\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]What is even going on these\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/649/123/ef7.gif![/bq]\r\nI'm trying to think of a sex joke, but I'm drawing blanks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fa6aca6368726f3d900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa69f36368727498180200#post_54fa69f36368727498180200\r\nHe's not even cutting it right. ","author":"61a899286368726904060c00"},{"id":"54fa6ae26368726ce5cd0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh \"Billy Mays\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkwQV_5Kb0  RIP.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fa6b1e63687259a6840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa69436368725c97620200#post_54fa69436368725c97620200\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/649/115/fb7.gif! [/bq]\r\n\r\n\"Infomercial woman casts _enchant_ on her frying pan! +2 strength\"\r\n","author":"5415070c636872781bea0000"},{"id":"54fa6b4f6368723998270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Goku just went Great Ape at the tournament\r\n\r\nShit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa6bc663687224013c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So even though he went Great Ape and is destroying the arena building, the match is still going\r\n\r\nWhat","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa6be963687239985f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa6bc663687224013c0100#post_54fa6bc663687224013c0100\r\nYep.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}