time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/453.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539008df63687244903e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539007f163687246d81d0300#post_539007f163687246d81d0300\r\n_Just friends?_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5390094163687244cdb00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Teleports everybody active in this thread onto a boat in an underground ocean*\r\n\r\nWe're going on a field trip today, class!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539009416368724684280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539008df63687244903e0300#post_539008df63687244903e0300\r\nYes\r\n\r\nNo matter who you are, Gentaro will befriend the shit out of you eventually","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5390098363687245a16d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390094163687244cdb00300#post_5390094163687244cdb00300\r\n\r\nNo.\r\n*Makes chaos control and teleports away.*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5390098863687246fe730300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390094163687244cdb00300#post_5390094163687244cdb00300\r\n\r\n\r\n*on no twisted its having a seizure*\r\n\r\n*twisted dies*\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5390098d6368724516e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539009416368724684280400#post_539009416368724684280400\r\nHhhhmmmm\r\nMaybe friends with benefits....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539009bc63687245cfa10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Star Trek looks kind of silly without shakey cam\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/767/663/e36.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539009c86368724516f20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390098863687246fe730300#post_5390098863687246fe730300\r\n*Brings Twisted back to life*\r\n\r\nNo dying on this field trip.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900a0563687245037b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539009c86368724516f20200#post_539009c86368724516f20200\r\n\r\n*oh no, aliens invaded earth*\r\n\r\n*twisted gets shot with a plasma gun and desintegrates*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53900a3a63687246506a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390094163687244cdb00300#post_5390094163687244cdb00300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]*Teleports everybody active in this thread onto a boat in an underground ocean*\r\n\r\nWe're going on a field trip today, class![/bq]\r\n\r\n_WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MS. FRIZZLE!?_","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53900a4163687246d8ab0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a0563687245037b0300#post_53900a0563687245037b0300\r\n*Re-integrates Twisted*\r\n\r\nYou are underground, the aliens cannot see you.\r\n\r\nNow get a fishing rod and start fishing.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900a6463687246e6830400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://24.media.tumblr.com/db47387b5cd84fa92abf2154c60a1e24/tumblr_n3gztcHUCI1twutcfo1_400.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53900a6d63687245b7ff0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a3a63687246506a0300#post_53900a3a63687246506a0300\r\nI fed her to a megalodon in exchange for eternal happiness.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900a7063687245a1bb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We're diving to know where we're going today Ms. Frizzle.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53900a7f6368724684b70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390098d6368724516e50200#post_5390098d6368724516e50200\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/a1aad727ce547318cb7c321013b65012/tumblr_inline_n3dycybBHv1rj77zm.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53900a8e63687246d8c30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a4163687246d8ab0300#post_53900a4163687246d8ab0300\r\n\r\n\r\n*twisted its fishing and captures a pirahna*\r\n\r\n*the pirahna bites its head off and he bleeds out to death*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53900ab06368724503bf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a7f6368724684b70400#post_53900a7f6368724684b70400\r\nAwww. You ruin all my fun.\r\nYa fun-vampire.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53900ada6368724442cc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a8e63687246d8c30300#post_53900a8e63687246d8c30300\r\nThere are no piranhas here. And I said no dying.\r\n\r\n*Brings you back to life*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900afc6368724469b40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900ab06368724503bf0300#post_53900ab06368724503bf0300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a7f6368724684b70400#post_53900a7f6368724684b70400\r\nYa fun-vampire.[/bq]\r\nTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!\r\n*highlander music starts playing","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53900b286368724503f30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm gonna use the toilet now.\r\nSpam as much as comments as possible so that I'd waste my time trying to read what I missed.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53900b2f63687246d8060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900ada6368724442cc0300#post_53900ada6368724442cc0300\r\n\r\n*twisted enters a permanent coma*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53900b8663687245a1180400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900b2f63687246d8060400#post_53900b2f63687246d8060400\r\nNo comas.\r\n\r\n*Brings Twisted back to consciousness*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900ba563687246841a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900b286368724503f30300#post_53900b286368724503f30300\r\nO-_kay_!\r\n\r\n==*Goes to look up random images on the interblagz*==","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53900bb763687246d83f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900a7063687245a1bb0300#post_53900a7063687245a1bb0300\r\nOK, you can go diving. \r\n\r\n*Pushes uc9 into the water*\r\n\r\nDon't you just love this beautiful wildlife?\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Oncorhynchus_rastrosus.JPG!\r\n\r\n9 foot salmon galore!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900bbf63687245cf390400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900b8663687245a1180400#post_53900b8663687245a1180400\r\n\r\n\r\nyou cant bring me back unless the turn ends and you are a level captain support class.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}