time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4543.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54fe5510636872509ccb0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of nightmares the most recent one I have is that I went out to the living room for a while after checking if all the doors are locked since it was evening.  After a while I heard a noise,  I checked that the door to my room was open and everything there was stolen.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe55206368721841791100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't remember dreams.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe553063687264dd190600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe54226368721c17101800#post_54fe54226368721c17101800\r\nWhat's your secret to it?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fe55596368720296aa1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe55206368721841791100#post_54fe55206368721841791100\r\nNeither do I.\r\nThough there are a handful...\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fe55c66368723d124a1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Usually I remember the weird ones like Potato Salad fairy Cirno and an idol band with Reimu, Sanae and Yukari.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe566863687264dd280600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My favourite dream involved a cat, an old computer, a superjet and some hot girl of my age who was also an alien.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe566b6368725b190d3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe553063687264dd190600#post_54fe553063687264dd190600\r\nNot having dreams help","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe56e363687250d7a03900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nuts is Canonically shipped with that Green haired Library girl/Cure mint. (I prefer Coconuts.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54fe57356368723a3b834100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I asked this before but I couldn't remember when.\r\n\r\nHow fucked is the world when suddenly, magic existed and everyone has it?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe577163687247139b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe57356368723a3b834100#post_54fe57356368723a3b834100\r\nFun Free-for-All","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe57a66368722edab42100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe57356368723a3b834100#post_54fe57356368723a3b834100\r\nWe'd be fine. I'd finally have something to doin my spare time though. And a fireball isn't really as efficient as a bullet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe582a6368723d12c21a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I'm going to spike your drink... with actual spikes so its about 20% deadlier.\"\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe58b063687263cd161000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe57a66368722edab42100#post_54fe57a66368722edab42100\r\nMagically augment your shots. I would.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe58ec6368725c4e431500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe57356368723a3b834100#post_54fe57356368723a3b834100\r\nSexual Magic Shenanigans","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe593a63687264dda80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe58ec6368725c4e431500#post_54fe58ec6368725c4e431500\r\nWhere males and females suddenly change gender.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe596c63687235f9520700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe593a63687264dda80600#post_54fe593a63687264dda80600\r\nNah that's too tame\r\n\r\nTentacles","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe598b636872477e5d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe57356368723a3b834100#post_54fe57356368723a3b834100\r\nAs long as I can make an army of adorable golems then it's fine.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe59e263687258a8b80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe593a63687264dda80600#post_54fe593a63687264dda80600\r\nSpeaking of which, imagine this thread and apply rule 63.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe5a0b63687201973b0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe59e263687258a8b80a00#post_54fe59e263687258a8b80a00\r\nJust a bunch of lesbians","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe5a146368725d0a850a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe59e263687258a8b80a00#post_54fe59e263687258a8b80a00\r\nIf I were a chick would I be straight or a lesbian?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5a216368720197460f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe59e263687258a8b80a00#post_54fe59e263687258a8b80a00\r\nI'd be a feminist.\r\nI'm not.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe5ac26368725607420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If magic existed I'd be a villain and turn you all into my slaves and make you do my bidding! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe5afe6368722ba2f81000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5ac26368725607420100#post_54fe5ac26368725607420100\r\nUmmm, You're forgetting who YOUR master is welp.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5b0b63687208c1e00d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe59e263687258a8b80a00#post_54fe59e263687258a8b80a00\r\nUh...I'd be attracted to the terminator? pffft...","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe5b286368720511da0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had a bunch of trouble sleeping last night\r\n\r\nlewd:\r\n[spoiler]I couldn't stop fantasizing about licking Squiggy all over, deepthroating his cock, and having him use my ass like a sex toy[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}