time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4695.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550639c4636872127aa70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone else been watching last man on earth?\r\nIt's pretty good. \r\nI can't get over how one of the characters is just grown up Mabel Pines  though. Like, in every way. Same actress even.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550639e16368723b97a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639926368724fbe9b0200#post_550639926368724fbe9b0200\r\nShe can use cholroform :3","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550639e16368723b97a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639926368724fbe9b0200#post_550639926368724fbe9b0200\r\nYou'd do anything to keep me happy and if that's what I ask for, that is what I'll get. Eventually","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55063a1e6368727d336c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639c4636872127aa70000#post_550639c4636872127aa70000\r\nNope.\r\nFirst time I heard about it.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55063a226368725f7b870a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639e16368723b97a50000#post_550639e16368723b97a50000\r\n-[spoiler]Wreck his butt girl![/spoiler]-","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55063a456368721746010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063a226368725f7b870a00#post_55063a226368725f7b870a00\r\nHA NO\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639e16368723b97a50000#post_550639e16368723b97a50000\r\nUm\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55063acd6368721aa5170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063a456368721746010000#post_55063a456368721746010000\r\nJust so you know it feels amazing.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55063b08636872626b5a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063a226368725f7b870a00#post_55063a226368725f7b870a00\r\nI won't wreck it.\r\nI'll make it so good for him\r\nHis face will get all red\r\nAnd he'll look at me with those damn _eyes_\r\n[spoiler] And then I'll lean in and kiss him hard, grab his cock, and then ram into his ass until he cums everywhere [/spoiler]\r\n\r\nToo much?\r\n","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55063b276368720783e10800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639c4636872127aa70000#post_550639c4636872127aa70000\r\nOh her. Yes she is. She is also the voice of a character on Bob's Burgers.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55063b366368724ad6aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063b08636872626b5a0200#post_55063b08636872626b5a0200\r\nNo perfect\r\n\r\nIn fact I might even say not enough~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55063b3d636872145aee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550639e16368723b97a50000#post_550639e16368723b97a50000\r\nHey, you're the person that came in a few days ago, right? I haven't been paying much attention here.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55063b506368721937270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"They should recall this thread the \"haha you don't have a girlfriend\" thread. ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063bc56368725c24740200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063b506368721937270000#post_55063b506368721937270000\r\n[spoiler]Don't worry, you aren't alone.[/spoiler]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55063bca6368725c247a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063b506368721937270000#post_55063b506368721937270000\r\nI don't have a girlfriend.\r\nI'm single and lonely. And I'm not Christian Weston Chandler :D","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55063bd86368723dcae01600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063b506368721937270000#post_55063b506368721937270000\r\nHa ha \r\n-I'm not a girlfriend- does that count for anything","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55063bf263687267e6100c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063bc56368725c24740200#post_55063bc56368725c24740200\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063bca6368725c247a0200#post_55063bca6368725c247a0200\r\nCome to me my Lonely Children!\r\n\r\n*Cries himself to sleep* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063c0a6368727965470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063bd86368723dcae01600#post_55063bd86368723dcae01600\r\nWait you aren't? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063c706368722020770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063c0a6368727965470000#post_55063c0a6368727965470000\r\n[hits you with a newspaper]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55063c786368725c24b60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063c0a6368727965470000#post_55063c0a6368727965470000\r\nI have the job but not the title","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55063c826368726901350e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063c706368722020770000#post_55063c706368722020770000\r\nOwww! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063ca663687209dcf60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063bf263687267e6100c00#post_55063bf263687267e6100c00\r\n*Grabs book* NO!!! *Hits you with book*","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55063ce8636872294f430f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063ca663687209dcf60300#post_55063ca663687209dcf60300\r\nOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063d0c6368720ad78c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063ca663687209dcf60300#post_55063ca663687209dcf60300\r\nBooks!?\r\nBooks are for da plebs!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55063d2f636872626b960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063b506368721937270000#post_55063b506368721937270000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]They should recall this thread the \"haha you don't have a girlfriend\" thread. ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)[/bq]\r\nThis is why I leave this thread when someone starts to talk about having sex with their gf.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55063d5a636872127a2c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063d0c6368720ad78c0c00#post_55063d0c6368720ad78c0c00\r\nBooks are for learnin' I ain't no learnin' fool.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}