time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/475.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5393ee7b6368723c99700500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ed1d6368725626210200#post_5393ed1d6368725626210200\r\nThe small. You definitely want to start with something small.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393eebf6368721230890600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ee7b6368723c99700500#post_5393ee7b6368723c99700500\r\nFossil belemnites make good buttplugs.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393eef06368723c99990500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393eebf6368721230890600#post_5393eebf6368721230890600\r\nI doubt that very much sweetheart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5393ef296368723d5bd00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393eef06368723c99990500#post_5393eef06368723c99990500\r\nI speak from personal experience.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393ef446368724f53640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef296368723d5bd00500#post_5393ef296368723d5bd00500\r\nWell.....\r\nOkay then.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5393ef516368722458370700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393eebf6368721230890600#post_5393eebf6368721230890600\r\nYou really don't want anything rough up there. Even a small imperfection can be very... unpleasant.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393ef586368724f5f1d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't mind me, I'll just save some cash for gasmaskangel to make a RandoxSquiggyxSquiggy's boydfriend slashfic","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393ef6d63687259d4cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef296368723d5bd00500#post_5393ef296368723d5bd00500\r\nWhy do you think sex toys don't have seams?\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef586368724f5f1d0200#post_5393ef586368724f5f1d0200\r\nI'D READ IT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5393ef706368723dfd110600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I have no Idea what's going on.\r\n\r\nI really recommend Tetsujin-28 along with Imagawa's other work\r\n\r\nIt may look simple based on the opening, But the actual show is anything but","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5393efa963687268531a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef516368722458370700#post_5393ef516368722458370700\r\nThey're covered in saliva beforehand. And I always clean them afterwards.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393f0176368724010c30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef586368724f5f1d0200#post_5393ef586368724f5f1d0200\r\nI'd write it drunk. Shit would get bananas. ","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393f2466368724f75ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just put a spider in GMK's hair. Watch him go crazy.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393f2f9636872680b720300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f2466368724f75ef0200#post_5393f2466368724f75ef0200\r\nShows what you know, I shave my head.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393f3426368725360de0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f2466368724f75ef0200#post_5393f2466368724f75ef0200\r\n!http://f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/s/saiteijin1059/20080323/20080323223123.jpg!\r\nDid someone say Spider?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5393f68b6368727dacb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8195038208/h75D1B47C/!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393f76f63687259d4c00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f68b6368727dacb80000#post_5393f68b6368727dacb80000\r\nOh Christ on a crutch this is some sort of insane raw foodist bullshit isn't it?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393f79663687246c80f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f76f63687259d4c00200#post_5393f76f63687259d4c00200\r\nI didn't actually notice that at first.\r\n\r\nStill sounds delicious.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393f8806368725390700400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f68b6368727dacb80000#post_5393f68b6368727dacb80000\r\nI had one of those a few months ago.\r\n\"Big fucking slice of disappointment\" doesn't even cover it.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5393f8bc6368727d91750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f8806368725390700400#post_5393f8806368725390700400\r\nWhy?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393fa2c6368725360cf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f8bc6368727d91750100#post_5393f8bc6368727d91750100\r\nIt was mostly because I was expecting actual cake underneath all that icing.  It was still tasty, as most people find watermelons tasty, but if you're expecting cake and not really craving watermelon at that moment? _HUGE_ disappointment.\r\n\r\nAlso, icing and watermelon doesn't mix too well, so unless you scrape that off you lose a bunch of the watermelon's taste through over-sweetening","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5393fa5363687222683c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f68b6368727dacb80000#post_5393f68b6368727dacb80000\r\nYou know, that doesn't look like a bad idea.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5393fa996368727409ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393fa2c6368725360cf0500#post_5393fa2c6368725360cf0500\r\nIt's cream.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393fc3963687256fc0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393fa996368727409ea0100#post_5393fa996368727409ea0100\r\nAh, well the one I had was covered in white frosting with sprinkles on it.  Dunno how cream would taste.\r\nBut if you legitimately thought it was cake underneath and not watermelon, you're still going to be in for a pretty big disappointment.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5393fcc563687247373b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393fc3963687256fc0d0100#post_5393fc3963687256fc0d0100\r\nI should put Pepsi in a Coke bottle for once.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393fdde63687268e0c80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone else here watch Kamen rider besides me and Squiggybomb?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}