time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4751.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55089d3463687273b9a80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should make it ironic by making my firefighter use a flamethrower.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55089d4c6368721a1c9f1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089cff6368725fb2ca0000#post_55089cff6368725fb2ca0000\r\nI still believe you'tr the real life version of that d&d character who's just a bear with a crazy high bluff skill. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55089d866368727500f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089d3463687273b9a80400#post_55089d3463687273b9a80400\r\nI think there's a g.i. joe character that's basically that. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55089dca6368727798890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089cff6368725fb2ca0000#post_55089cff6368725fb2ca0000\r\nSideward isnt hairy at all","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55089df36368720a12120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089dca6368727798890000#post_55089dca6368727798890000\r\nThen he ISN'T a bear. He isn't even a teddy bear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55089e3e6368720a29f60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm always three steps ahead!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55089e6263687235c43b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089d866368727500f60000#post_55089d866368727500f60000\r\n_Yes_\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/MpSAUzi.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55089e6a6368727798ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Z2W1x4Rl.jpg!\r\n\r\nfun fact: kanye was the main driving force against homophobia in rap back in 2000, calling out every artist who used homophobic slurs in hip hop\r\n\r\nfun fact: Kanye has never used the gangster persona, in fact he was known for playing an anti-thesis of it","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5508a0406368720366e30e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089dca6368727798890000#post_55089dca6368727798890000\r\nSo Masq, did you know about little Sideward's yandere fetish?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508a0686368724371530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"GAK\":http://youtu.be/VUvLdikLjXQ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508a0726368727500630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a0406368720366e30e00#post_5508a0406368720366e30e00\r\n_go on_","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508a0cb6368723720ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a0726368727500630100#post_5508a0726368727500630100\r\nAsk him about Yuno from Mirai Nikki.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508a23c636872505fe70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a0cb6368723720ab0000#post_5508a0cb6368723720ab0000\r\nOh yeah.\r\nI know about that\r\n\r\nHe likes the kinda girl I can Neva be","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508a2a063687217d38b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a23c636872505fe70000#post_5508a23c636872505fe70000\r\nA little _roleplay_ now and then couldn't hurt~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508a2cb63687273b94a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a2a063687217d38b0200#post_5508a2a063687217d38b0200\r\nBahahaha\r\nI can't do that\r\nI'm too shy","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508a3256368720992cd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a2cb63687273b94a0500#post_5508a2cb63687273b94a0500\r\nThe shy ones often make the best doms.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508a51c6368722b18cf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a3256368720992cd0600#post_5508a3256368720992cd0600\r\nYeah but\r\nI can't take what I want\r\n\r\nWhat if he tells me no\r\n\r\nThat's why I just let him do his thing","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508a58a6368722d08c90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55089d3463687273b9a80400#post_55089d3463687273b9a80400\r\nFahrenheit 451? Instead of books, it's people.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5508a5ae63687209926a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a58a6368722d08c90500#post_5508a58a6368722d08c90500\r\nHell yeah. I read that story too.\r\nGood one.\r\n-And cars-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508a61d6368723f48590300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man since Masquerade is sticking around, sex talk has gone up like 100%","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5508a6866368724b2f0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a61d6368723f48590300#post_5508a61d6368723f48590300\r\nI'm trying to corrupt her","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508a68b6368726084030300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a5ae63687209926a0700#post_5508a5ae63687209926a0700\r\nIt was a nice story.\r\n\r\n-As long as the sequel or its spinoffs aren't mentioned, people won't eat you alive.-","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5508a6b763687211ea271600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a6866368724b2f0b0100#post_5508a6866368724b2f0b0100\r\nCorruption is a good thing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5508a6f46368720350fb0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a6866368724b2f0b0100#post_5508a6866368724b2f0b0100\r\nMan I just don't have the confidence to be what you want me to be","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508a6fe63687255d9060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508a6b763687211ea271600#post_5508a6b763687211ea271600\r\nI know right? Purity and innocence are just so overrated.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}