time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/482.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53952a9c63687211c27b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, I contributed to an escapist thread. \r\nCharacters you don't get the appeal of.\r\n\r\nI defended Sephiroth and Cloud (in FF7 only) and stated my disdain for Danaerys and Katniss Everdeen ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53952ab26368720fc1970200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53952a4963687211ec910200#post_53952a4963687211ec910200\r\nSquiggy was hornhorn. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53952de263687209255a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"You guys have no idea how I feel right now.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AMKPMJdmmU\r\n\r\n~[spoiler]LOL! JKing[/spoiler]~","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539530c46368720aaab80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone in this thread is ignoring me.\r\nWhy?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539532756368720c19b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539530c46368720aaab80100#post_539530c46368720aaab80100\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FVNC_KBqX34/Uc8ny63b9CI/AAAAAAAAk2E/eVeYWokHwHk/s1280/nctalesofxilliajune_02.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539533e06368720c056f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't sleep because my pillow smells like ass. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539534346368720a880b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this thread\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/98b818ace859b4a6bbdaa794e094e006/tumblr_mlflg74G3N1rtg7bgo4_1280.jpg!\r\nwhat the fuck happened.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539535bc6368720a40c00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I turn my back for a second...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539536096368720bf5cd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539535bc6368720a40c00200#post_539535bc6368720a40c00200\r\nAnd I can't sleep.\r\n[spoiler]Thanks Obama![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5395365463687208caf20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539536096368720bf5cd0200#post_539536096368720bf5cd0200\r\n\r\nDrink some warm milk, that works for me :)","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5395366c63687208b81b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539536096368720bf5cd0200#post_539536096368720bf5cd0200\r\n\r\n\r\nor beat it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539536bc6368720bf5040300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395365463687208caf20200#post_5395365463687208caf20200\r\nI'm lactose intolerant...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395366c63687208b81b0300#post_5395366c63687208b81b0300\r\nThat'll just make it worse!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539538556368720a999f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[Heavy breathing]*\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/qwwAV3C.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539538c96368720b250b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539536096368720bf5cd0200#post_539536096368720bf5cd0200\r\nHave you tried staring at the dark ceiling and letting existential dread fill you? That works for me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5395396f6368720a88d10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539538c96368720b250b0400#post_539538c96368720b250b0400\r\nThat's normally what keeps me awake...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539539716368720a40d00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539538c96368720b250b0400#post_539538c96368720b250b0400\r\n\r\nDon't you need to be drunk to do that, or emotionally unstable?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53953b1a636872096a920500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539539716368720a40d00300#post_539539716368720a40d00300\r\nI do both!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53953e056368720b8bc40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53953b1a636872096a920500#post_53953b1a636872096a920500\r\n\r\nDitto!\r\n\r\n/)","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53953f9b636872099ac20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395396f6368720a88d10300#post_5395396f6368720a88d10300\r\nIn all seriousness though, do some exercises. A few push ups ought to do it in my general experience. That and deep, rhythmic breathing.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53954c156368727c20fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395366c63687208b81b0300#post_5395366c63687208b81b0300\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539536096368720bf5cd0200#post_539536096368720bf5cd0200\r\n\r\n\r\nor beat it.[/bq]\r\nBEAT IT! BEAT IT! BEAT IT!\r\nNo One Wants To Be Defeated\r\nShowin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight\r\nIt Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right\r\nJust Beat It, Beat It","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53954e716368722f972a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"4 in 10 Americans are creationists.\":http://news.discovery.com/human/life/4-in-10-americans-believe-god-created-earth-10000-years-ago-140606.htm ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5395572563687248c6440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anybody here?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539558416368721624880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good night people.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5395587c6368721538970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395572563687248c6440000#post_5395572563687248c6440000\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/137/521/1308422938001.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5395591e6368721624020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395587c6368721538970100#post_5395587c6368721538970100\r\nI was looking for my Squishy Squid, but you're good as well.\r\n\r\nLet's talk science. What do you think biotechnology can do?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}