time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/490.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5396a4d66368726a5ed90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5396a42e6368720163900000#post_5396a42e6368720163900000\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/0aa71778b36675973796cb824a70a725/tumblr_mz28nfpOCn1qa5504o1_400.gif!\r\nOur Getter is supreme!\r\n\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5396a4ed6368720163c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5396a48b6368726a0e640100#post_5396a48b6368726a0e640100\r\n\r\nLet's go with both.\r\n\r\nIt actually sounds pretty cool","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5396a7af6368726ba8f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/9c82291f5f411b2b7c0023bed193185d/tumblr_mz2ddjnMXb1qa5504o1_400.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5396a90d6368726b09610200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://24.media.tumblr.com/55be31e0ba3a3293153a4bc9f31db0fd/tumblr_n3b9rnKoLJ1r1f1jeo1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5396ab4a6368726b42540300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Awwwww. He needs a hug.\r\n!http://d173.diamond.fastwebserver.de/series/YowamushiPedal/0008-023.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5396c215636872681a3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5396990163687205a9600200#post_5396990163687205a9600200\r\nMy real name.\r\nThen something slightly different.\r\nThen something I like.\r\nThen something my friend likes.\r\nFinally, something that I thought was cool.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539709336368721385dd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/4f9e215a2a80f3cd4eafa98aa3a3f577/tumblr_mlflg74G3N1rtg7bgo2_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539709f8636872539c900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh so suddenly everyone leaves when i come in.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53970b326368724589c50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Or people are at school/college/work.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53970c1463687245895e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53970b326368724589c50400#post_53970b326368724589c50400\r\n\r\nThats what they want me to think. NO\r\n\r\nThey left me, all by myself.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53970cc3636872585aa80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's a conspiracy","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"53970d5c6368725cb3fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched Maleficent.\r\nIt was nice twist to the story.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53970d9863687211f4990700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53970cc3636872585aa80400#post_53970cc3636872585aa80400\r\n\r\n\r\nQuick, lets get our tinfoil hats and lets stay in infowars.com","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5397276f6368723bc86a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539709336368721385dd0500#post_539709336368721385dd0500\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://31.media.tumblr.com/4f9e215a2a80f3cd4eafa98aa3a3f577/tumblr_mlflg74G3N1rtg7bgo2_1280.jpg![/bq]\r\nWat.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"53973f0a6368720181b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53970cc3636872585aa80400#post_53970cc3636872585aa80400\r\n\r\nBetter get Agent Mulder on this.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"539747166368722f1bc50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53970cc3636872585aa80400#post_53970cc3636872585aa80400\r\nIt's probably connected to the Illuminati.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53975c7a63687218679e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Steals the cake and eats it*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53975cc663687218d8be0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53975c7a63687218679e0200#post_53975c7a63687218679e0200\r\nRandomosaur stole 40 cakes; that's as many as four tens and that's terrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53975db963687219a3670300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Checkmate, feminists.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=101430 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53975ee06368726189190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53975db963687219a3670300#post_53975db963687219a3670300\r\nI'm pretty sure this person doesn't know what that disgusting smell at retirement homes is. . . . Trust me, you don't want to know.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53975f406368721993b90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53975ee06368726189190000#post_53975ee06368726189190000\r\nWhat is it? TELL ME!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539760f76368721867de0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53975f406368721993b90300#post_53975f406368721993b90300\r\nYou know how elderly have a problem with rampant stds and diseases spreading cause they simply don't give a fuck any more cause they know they're going to die of old age long before the disease gets them? . . . . . .","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539761d563687218670b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539760f76368721867de0300#post_539760f76368721867de0300\r\nSex?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397627963687218ad3a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539761d563687218670b0400#post_539761d563687218670b0400\r\nDon't sit on their bedsheets.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397632f6368721875780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397627963687218ad3a0400#post_5397627963687218ad3a0400\r\nOK, can I PLEASE have a bucket RIGHT NOW?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}