time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/494.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5397a23a636872139e6f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a19e63687213e78a0100#post_5397a19e63687213e78a0100\r\nAlright, how about a free pizza?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397a2d863687204a72b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a23a636872139e6f0100#post_5397a23a636872139e6f0100\r\n*V3 just stares at him*\r\n\r\nV3: ...Hongo? Ichimonji?\r\n\r\n*Riders #1 and #2 show up out of nowhere*\r\n\r\n#1: Rider kick?\r\n\r\nV3: Rider kick\r\n\r\n*RIDER KICK!*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a23a636872139e6f0100#post_5397a23a636872139e6f0100\r\nOffer him a blowjob!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397a3566368725e0c770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100#post_5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100\r\nNO!\r\n\r\nHow many of you Karmen Riders are there? I could make a pizza for each of you! We have meatlovers, seafood, spicy vegetable, vegetarian, vegan, tofu, dinosaur meat, Soylent Green, etc.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397a36f636872555a9b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100#post_5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100\r\n*enters the studio\r\n\"Did someone say blowjob?\"\r\n*Creepy audience laughter\r\n\"Uc9\"\r\n*More creepy audience laughter\r\n\"'That's so Uc9', will be right back after these messages\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397a39763687271b32c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a36f636872555a9b0300#post_5397a36f636872555a9b0300\r\n\r\nOf all the uc9s in the world, you're the uc9est","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5397a3e36368721178b30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a36f636872555a9b0300#post_5397a36f636872555a9b0300\r\nSeriously, who wouldn't blow a Kamen Rider? The answer is communists.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397a3ef6368727366b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a3566368725e0c770300#post_5397a3566368725e0c770300\r\n#1: You don't get it do you?\r\n\r\n#2: Trivial things don't matter to ones that have shed their humanity\r\n\r\nV3: All we want is Peace and Justice!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397a42863687266268a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a3ef6368727366b40200#post_5397a3ef6368727366b40200\r\nThis is Equestria. We already have peace.\r\n\r\n*Offers a cheeseburger with fries and a Diet Coke*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397a50663687201e13d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a42863687266268a0300#post_5397a42863687266268a0300\r\n???: *CLOCK UP!*\r\n\r\n*Time slows down immensely, And a Kamen rider Runs up Kicks Randomsaur into a wall*\r\n\r\n*Time flows again*\r\n\r\n???: Walking the path of Heaven, the man who will rule everything! Kamen rider Kabuto!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397a65463687231f6010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a39763687271b32c0300#post_5397a39763687271b32c0300\r\nThat's cause I killed uc8, uc7, uc6, uc5, uc4, uc3, uc2 and the original. I'm the evil clone.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397a77d63687211cb880400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a65463687231f6010000#post_5397a65463687231f6010000\r\n\r\nTranslated to \"The first uc's were already chosen\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5397ae6a6368726626520700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a65463687231f6010000#post_5397a65463687231f6010000\r\n.... ~this is Uc10 to Uc11, we've found the corrupted Uc and we're taking him out.~ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5397b08f636872263cf20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397ae6a6368726626520700#post_5397ae6a6368726626520700\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a65463687231f6010000#post_5397a65463687231f6010000\r\n.... ~this is Uc10 to Uc11, we've found the corrupted Uc and we're taking him out.~ [/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/595/449/ccf.gif!\r\nGet that weak shit out of here filthy imperfect clones; there can only be one.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397b1986368721178590700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b08f636872263cf20000#post_5397b08f636872263cf20000\r\nUc12: You really think you're the best ones? Don't make me laugh!\r\n\r\n*Destron beam!*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397b29063687243225a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b1986368721178590700#post_5397b1986368721178590700\r\nUc10: \"HA! Don't take all the fun for yourself mate!\"\r\n\r\n*UC TENSION!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5397b2cd636872263cde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b1986368721178590700#post_5397b1986368721178590700\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/538/863/e64.png!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/703/704/ee7.gif!\r\n*picks up walkie talkie\r\n\"You're going to have to make better clones than that weak shit\"\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b29063687243225a0400#post_5397b29063687243225a0400\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/732/712/52f.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397b400636872110a870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b2cd636872263cde0100#post_5397b2cd636872263cde0100\r\nAHHHHHHHHH!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/772/641/9a0.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5397b41d636872152d4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b2cd636872263cde0100#post_5397b2cd636872263cde0100\r\nUC12: How can this be!? Prepare the Solitary Wave formation!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397b51163687202daa20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b41d636872152d4b0000#post_5397b41d636872152d4b0000\r\nUc10: \"Are we gonna fuck his shit up now? HURRAY!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5397b56d63687242ef7d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So... uc9 turned out to be an out of control cyborg, I knew all that knowledge seemed suspiscious. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5397b5d163687278fc680300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b51163687202daa20000#post_5397b51163687202daa20000\r\nUC12: Yes!\r\n\r\n*UCs 12 through 20 get in a a line*\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397b6006368720275300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What. The fuck. Happened in here?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5397b64963687202dafa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b6006368720275300100#post_5397b6006368720275300100\r\n_*RULES OF NATURE!*_\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b5d163687278fc680300#post_5397b5d163687278fc680300\r\nLET'S DO THIS!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b56d63687242ef7d0300#post_5397b56d63687242ef7d0300\r\nOh no a civilian! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5397b650636872110a060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b41d636872152d4b0000#post_5397b41d636872152d4b0000\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b51163687202daa20000#post_5397b51163687202daa20000\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397b56d63687242ef7d0300#post_5397b56d63687242ef7d0300\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/142946/3789283-0561408267-34107.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}