time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4995.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5517192763687260229b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So when do we tech to make us furries?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5517198a63687266f8c50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517192763687260229b0400#post_5517192763687260229b0400\r\nFOOL! We already have that tech\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Tusk-Walrus-Reveal.jpg![/spoiler] ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551719b86368726757d90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517198a63687266f8c50400#post_5517198a63687266f8c50400\r\noh, murr~","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55171a4d636872664f100600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517192763687260229b0400#post_5517192763687260229b0400\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]So when do we tech to make us furries?[/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/719/544/aa4.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55171a9863687263c4a20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"None of you care. None of you care if my dog died. SCREW. YOU.","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"55171ae56368720d05f40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171a9863687263c4a20500#post_55171a9863687263c4a20500\r\ni wouldnt even care if my dog died, it's nothing personal","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55171af16368720d05f70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171a9863687263c4a20500#post_55171a9863687263c4a20500\r\n[bq=\"Joshua\"]None of you care. None of you care if my dog died. SCREW. YOU.[/bq]\r\nHey now; \"I asked what did he die of?\"; I may be a argumentative asshole, but I'm not heartless.\r\n\r\nI'm being sincere dude; did he die of old age or something?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55171b326368726022500500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171a9863687263c4a20500#post_55171a9863687263c4a20500\r\nThat was uncalled for.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55171b7a6368726756f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171a9863687263c4a20500#post_55171a9863687263c4a20500\r\nNothing lives forever","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55171bc66368726463290700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"THIS is uncalled for\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEU8LihgUIE\r\n\r\nslitting my wrists now","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55171c3963687261968f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171b326368726022500500#post_55171b326368726022500500\r\n*SHUT UP!!!!!!!* How would YOU feel if YOUR pet died? *HOW WHOULD YOU FEEL?! HUH??!?!?!??!!*","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"55171c74636872649df50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, considering this is all shit supposedly to happen within the next 50 years\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck is life even going to be like 1000 years from now\r\n\r\nLike\r\nI think the question, what is a human, is extremely appropriate","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55171d3f636872617c2c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171c3963687261968f0300#post_55171c3963687261968f0300\r\n[bq=\"Joshua\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171b326368726022500500#post_55171b326368726022500500\r\n*SHUT UP!!!!!!!* How would YOU feel if YOUR pet died? *HOW WHOULD YOU FEEL?! HUH??!?!?!??!!*[/bq]\r\nMaybe no one cares your dog is dead because you're rude\r\n?","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55171dfd63687260ad7b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"55171e98636872674bca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171dfd63687260ad7b0600#post_55171dfd63687260ad7b0600\r\nI do have love for some things.\r\nBut not for a random internet dog\r\n\r\nUsually when animals die, I get over it\r\nSo","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55171ead63687260eb580300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171dfd63687260ad7b0600#post_55171dfd63687260ad7b0600\r\nJudging by the bold, all caps, stupid amount of exclamation marks, and having to tell us you are crying as hard as possible, I'm going to assume you are trying to get attention and lying\r\n\r\nIf you are not lying and your dog actually died, you have my condolences, but stop typing like that or people will just think you are an immature idiot","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55171ee36368726585800500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171dfd63687260ad7b0600#post_55171dfd63687260ad7b0600\r\n\r\nJoshua, i have a dog so i can relate to your suffering.\r\n\r\nBut that doesn't excuse you to act like an asshole to other people when they dont have a reason to care in the first place. Please, calm down, THINK before speaking. Take some time away from the site to collect yourself. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171d3f636872617c2c0400#post_55171d3f636872617c2c0400\r\n\r\nYou arent exactly helping. No need to provoke him. ","author":"5002502b7f123b69af001e5e"},{"id":"55171f0263687265aff80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171ead63687260eb580300#post_55171ead63687260eb580300\r\n_riiiiiiiiiiight_","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55171f066368726757fb0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171e98636872674bca0100#post_55171e98636872674bca0100\r\nO.O ...................An internet dog? You SERIOUSLY just called my pet *A MOTHER F(buy more apples!)ING INTERNET DOG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!* (throws temper tantrum and cries harder)","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"55171f076368722571720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SocDev\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171ee36368726585800500#post_55171ee36368726585800500\r\nhe's joking, lol","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55171f3263687263a22a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55168184636872686d450400#post_55168184636872686d450400\r\nYou know, this propaganda poster is interesting. Because the Nazis were scaring the German people with evil racist Americans.\r\nMakes one realize how little the German people knew about their overlords.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55171f5f63687264224e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Joshua\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171f066368726757fb0600#post_55171f066368726757fb0600\r\nYeah\r\nYou're an internet person, therefore your pet is an internet dog.\r\nIts not hard, try and keep up","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55171fae6368726022780600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171f076368722571720000#post_55171f076368722571720000\r\n\r\nMeh","author":"5002502b7f123b69af001e5e"},{"id":"55171fc1636872649d750700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SocDev\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171ee36368726585800500#post_55171ee36368726585800500\r\nI'm sorry. I'm just not feeling like the happiest man on this side of the Earth at the moment.","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"55171ff1636872624c0e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55171f5f63687264224e0500#post_55171f5f63687264224e0500\r\n(punches you hard)","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"}]}