time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5012.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551792546368720c76420c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my mom told me that Apple has a program where you can apply to be a customer service rep from home and it pays pretty well and I should sign up. \r\nI totally would because that would be great but talking to strangers over the phone makes me feel so stressed that my head feels like it's on fire. \r\nPlus apparently customers have to pay before you can help them and a lot of them don't realize that. As you would expect, some of them would be pretty pissed.  I don't think I could handle that. \r\nPLUS the training is apparently pretty intense. Like, fail one test and you're out. \r\nAnd if you get a single bad customer survey,it takes up to five to get you back to a good status. \r\n\r\nBasically what I'm saying is that this would be a really good opportunity for me but I would probably end up a whimpering pile of tears after the first week","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551792a263687242fbe80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551792546368720c76420c00#post_551792546368720c76420c00\r\nat least if you fuck up and dont get the job you can tell your mum you tried","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551792ae6368721c7cd21100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517909f636872468b2b0400#post_5517909f636872468b2b0400\r\nI really hope they fix that soon. That's pretty unacceptable for a game where you're expected to die a lot. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551792b86368720ab36f1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551792546368720c76420c00#post_551792546368720c76420c00\r\nI've had friends in customer service. Don't do it. That shit BROKE them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5517930a636872674bdf1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178cc1636872674b470f00#post_55178cc1636872674b470f00\r\nHuh I think those guys are in bullet witch.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.gamersnet.nl/images/nieuws/2007/1167851133/scrshot9.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nFun fact they are also found in a church at one point,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5517930e6368720d90bd1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517915c6368726cefd20100#post_5517915c6368726cefd20100\r\nI know that feel...\r\nI had an instance when I receive nosebleeds for no reason. They are hard to stop and come at the worst time possible. After a classmate slamdunked me in PE class one day during 12th grade, I kept receiving nosebleeds through my graduation.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5517933b63687226b2b00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517930e6368720d90bd1100#post_5517930e6368720d90bd1100\r\nIt's cold dry air that does it to me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5517939463687216148a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517933b63687226b2b00c00#post_5517933b63687226b2b00c00\r\nThat feel when a runny stuffy nose has the bright side of keeping you membranes moist and uncracked.","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551793c66368724f42320300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517939463687216148a0400#post_5517939463687216148a0400\r\nLucky bastard...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551793d86368723d22c70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551792a263687242fbe80100#post_551792a263687242fbe80100\r\nYeah... She mostly suggested it for my sake so I could go get some experience and get my own money. She really doesn't mind supporting me at all but I really don't want her to have to. Buuuut\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551792b86368720ab36f1500#post_551792b86368720ab36f1500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551792546368720c76420c00#post_551792546368720c76420c00\r\nI've had friends in customer service. Don't do it. That shit BROKE them.[/bq]\r\n^this\r\nI would probably be a mess and unable take any calls after getting _that one guy_ who's a dick to customer service no matter what. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551793ea6368721c7c131200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517933b63687226b2b00c00#post_5517933b63687226b2b00c00\r\nI've actually painted a little flower with my blood from my nosebleeds one time...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5517942e63687209918a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551793c66368724f42320300#post_551793c66368724f42320300\r\nHave you tried adding extra Iron in your diet or putting some petroleum jelly in your nose? those have both been helpful for me,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551794a0636872674b5c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517933b63687226b2b00c00#post_5517933b63687226b2b00c00\r\nSame. And transitioning from cold to hot. Do you guys do the whole look up thing so the blood runs down your throat? I can't do that. It makes me sick. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5517952d6368725e44660400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551793d86368723d22c70600#post_551793d86368723d22c70600\r\nwell i'm not that kind, if someone's being a dumbass and starts mouthing off i'd probably say \"well you can suck my giant dick, buddy, i don't care _how_ much you're paying\"\r\n\r\nwhich is why i wouldnt apply for one of those jobs\r\n\r\nplus i can't sit all day, that's misery to me","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517956f6368720991140700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The year is 5012 in this thread.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551795bf636872468b740500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and when i get a bloody nose i just plug the leaking nostril with my thumb, coagulates in minutes\r\n\r\ni don't get them all that often either","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551795df636872394e300200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517956f6368720991140700#post_5517956f6368720991140700\r\nWar. War has changed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551795e8636872361e4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517952d6368725e44660400#post_5517952d6368725e44660400\r\nI'm pretty much the opposite. I have the emotional fortitude of a wilted dandelion ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551796086368724588950400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551795df636872394e300200#post_551795df636872394e300200\r\nWar. War never changes","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5517964e6368723efebe0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551796086368724588950400#post_551796086368724588950400\r\nRon Perlman vs. David Hayter go!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551796606368725103a71000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Abadox_box_art.jpg!\r\nTakes place in the year 5012.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551796c06368726cef880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Night, fellas.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551796cd63687245be630400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517964e6368723efebe0c00#post_5517964e6368723efebe0c00\r\n\r\n\"Perlman\":http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ron-perlman-make-wish-hellboy-346196 ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551796e36368726d59d30a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517964e6368723efebe0c00#post_5517964e6368723efebe0c00\r\nI want it\r\n\r\nLike, the guy who did big boss's voice in mgs4 was great\r\nBut now I'm thinking about how fucking rad it would be if it had been Ron Perlman ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551797446368720d05b71800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551796c06368726cef880200#post_551796c06368726cef880200\r\nDon't let the buttbugs bite","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}