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{"topics":[{"id":"53992a1f6368726799a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I were to die, I want to fight aliens and illegal immigrants.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53992a736368725613030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992a1f6368726799a40000#post_53992a1f6368726799a40000\r\nI want to be stepped on by an elephant mid-coitus with redheaded twins on top of a mountain of cocaine.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53992a746368725602310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/772/301/dfe.png!\r\n\r\nSeriously?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53992a8563687254d25b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992a1f6368726799a40000#post_53992a1f6368726799a40000\r\n\r\n!http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.16317111.7144/pp,375x360.u1.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53992aef6368725644580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992a746368725602310100#post_53992a746368725602310100\r\nmore reasons than that but yea.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53992b596368726799000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992a736368725613030100#post_53992a736368725613030100\r\nI want to die defending my little brother from a horde of zombies, or dinosaurs, or whatever kind of monster. He is my favorite out of all of my cousins and siblings.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53992b8a63687255d27c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992a746368725602310100#post_53992a746368725602310100\r\nPeople still watch football?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53992c8463687254d2050200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"What the hell are you doing, Disney?\":http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/772/301/dfe.png\r\n\r\n!http://cdn02.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max1000x1500/cms/news/74456/2037332_201405120459352001399838436c.jpg!\r\n!http://cdn01.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max1000x1500/cms/news/74456/2037332_201405120459469001399838436c.jpg!\r\n\r\nREALLY? ARE CHOPSTICKS AND NON-DOLLAR BILL TOO ALIEN FOR AMERICAN TO UNDERSTAND? ","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53992d32636872580f060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992c8463687254d2050200#post_53992c8463687254d2050200\r\nIt's 4Kids all over again!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53992d47636872551c960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992c8463687254d2050200#post_53992c8463687254d2050200\r\nI know that I feel frightened to the point of rioting every time I see them. I suffer deep, deep horror at the idea of other countries being _gasp!_ different than America.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53992d8463687254c7c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And what is this?\r\n\r\n!http://cdn03.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max1000x1500/cms/news/74456/2037332_201405120459675001399838436c.jpg!\r\n\r\nCan't handle \"violence\"?\r\n\r\n!http://cdn01.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max1000x1500/cms/news/74456/2037332_201405120459768001399838436c.jpg!\r\n\r\nWHAT'S THE POINT OF DELETING THE TEARS?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53992f22636872551c250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992d8463687254c7c10100#post_53992d8463687254c7c10100\r\nWell now that kid is praying to JESUS instead of weeping.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53993068636872580fcf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5399276a636872562b640000#post_5399276a636872562b640000\r\nOh okay...","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"539932036368721830390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53992f22636872551c250200#post_53992f22636872551c250200\r\nOr practicing for when he becomes an altar boy.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5399323563687218544b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I actually like Gangsta Paradise. I usually don't care for the genre","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5399347a6368722e05b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5399323563687218544b0000#post_5399323563687218544b0000\r\n\r\n\r\ndid someone mentioned rap?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539934ac636872174fd10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5399347a6368722e05b80000#post_5399347a6368722e05b80000\r\nI did. I can't be sure though. I sometimes talk in my sleep","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5399351c63687216eae50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539934ac636872174fd10000#post_539934ac636872174fd10000\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat do you talk about in the sleep.\r\n\r\ni hope is not things that can get you in jail, or an asylum like me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5399356163687217980c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/f47e9f331bf72013376a292e50047d76/tumblr_n70cporgGQ1sa5stto1_1280.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5399357163687217ff390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5399323563687218544b0000#post_5399323563687218544b0000\r\nThat is because it is from an era where rap was generally respectable as a genre.\r\n\r\nRap for me is like country, where I used to think I just hated all of it till I had my horizons broadened and realized that no, I don't hate it. I just hate the soulless, commercially driven pseudo pop drivel that gets passed off as rap and played on the radio.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539935a26368721814230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5399357163687217ff390100#post_5399357163687217ff390100\r\nI like this one because it is not endorsing the Gangster lifestyle.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539935f763687217415e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"talking about soulless rap, did you guys know lil wayne tried to enter the rock genre and failed miserably?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5399362d63687216b87c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539935a26368721814230100#post_539935a26368721814230100\r\n\r\n\r\ni feel you would enjoy 2pac songs then.\r\n\r\na real gangster talking about hating the gangster life.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5399369463687217335b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539935f763687217415e0100#post_539935f763687217415e0100\r\nWait what?\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539935a26368721814230100#post_539935a26368721814230100\r\nThat is how the really good rap tends to be. Its like punk in that it is a brilliant genre for talking about fucked up things.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539936a663687217ffa40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539935f763687217415e0100#post_539935f763687217415e0100\r\nheh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5399362d63687216b87c0100#post_5399362d63687216b87c0100\r\nwill see","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}