time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5082.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551b76d36368725b62660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b75c2636872568e4b0000#post_551b75c2636872568e4b0000\r\nYup. And she is the _cutest widdle thing!_","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551b76f26368725ac8780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Of course soccer moms complained about it.\":http://www.manicmommies.com/2011/10/31/why-is-the-bunny-on-a-stripper-pole/","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551b77fc6368725990450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Surprisingly enough it actually is on some american channels. (Couldn't tell you which one though, Other than on some demand service.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551b78016368725cb8df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b76f26368725ac8780000#post_551b76f26368725ac8780000\r\nIt may be because I'm not a parent, but I doubt I'll ever get the d-bags that think that kids need to be _protected from all the bad things,_ Hell when I was thirteen my mom got me Manhunt and she ended up playing it more than I did. She saw me playing it and was like \"That looks awesome. Gimme the controller!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551b78726368725c9ef30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b722b63687227b8600000#post_551b722b63687227b8600000\r\nMy sister has a lot of cats! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551b78c163687255f97e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b78726368725c9ef30000#post_551b78726368725c9ef30000\r\nShe's a cat lady.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551b79046368725718dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b78c163687255f97e0000#post_551b78c163687255f97e0000\r\nShe is only she's married. \r\n\r\nBut yeah she has like a FUUUUUCK tone of cats! They are all so fluffy and cute!\r\n\r\nAnd she takes care of everyone of them really well. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551b795f6368725c09dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b79046368725718dd0000#post_551b79046368725718dd0000\r\nShe's not in the crazy cat lady stage… yet.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551b79d46368725d95e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b78016368725cb8df0000#post_551b78016368725cb8df0000\r\nLooks like I was right in that some parents would have an aneurysm in the face of this show.\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/b2e6f5431091b8cea288e75da8bc1531/tumblr_njd19qmzrV1rj43kio1_540.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/0d1d76335f765bb0b19b887b8cc85415/tumblr_njdb04BYl01rj43kio1_r1_1280.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551b79ec6368725615010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b795f6368725c09dd0000#post_551b795f6368725c09dd0000\r\nWell over here in our family we ALL are fucking insane. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551b7a076368725804f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Another funny story. My step-dad's grandmother has a working SNES hooked up to a CRT at her house. We were over for some family gathering and my step-dad looks at me and says \"You wanna play some Mortal Kombat 2?\" I look at step-dad and go \"Hell yeah!\" So we go ti the SNES and pop in MK2. And for the next hour and a half I GOT MY ASS KICKED. He was too good at Mortal Kombat! I was so salty!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551b7a0d6368725732960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b79d46368725d95e80000#post_551b79d46368725d95e80000\r\nThose parents don't know what they talking about!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551b7a2d6368725553f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b78016368725cb8df0000#post_551b78016368725cb8df0000\r\nOh god. You have a cool mom.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551b7a3f63687255e8ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a076368725804f90000#post_551b7a076368725804f90000\r\n*Step-Dad confirmed too OP* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551b7aa86368725977100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*\"Watch as the Zaibatsu punish these poor Men by making them play Drake of the 99 Dragons\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoDcwuCnpjA*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551b7aaa636872567c080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/UI7RkUI.png?1![/spoiler]\r\n\r\ni guess searching for dumb stuff and trying for juxtaposition is kind of entertaining","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551b7ac863687258e0890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a076368725804f90000#post_551b7a076368725804f90000\r\nStep-dad very good.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551b7aca63687255f9af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a2d6368725553f10000#post_551b7a2d6368725553f10000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a3f63687255e8ee0000#post_551b7a3f63687255e8ee0000\r\nRecently I learned that my step-dad has not only played but BEATEN Final Fantasy 6. Although he referred to it as Final Fantasy 3. I think I blew his mind when I explained the 3 was actually 6.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551b7b2663687256b4000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7aca63687255f9af0000#post_551b7aca63687255f9af0000\r\nHe didn't have the internet at the time. Or wondered why it skipped 3 to 7.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551b7b2663687255837d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"America's kind of backwards compared to most of the world.\r\n\r\nMost countries don't care about anything except for excessive violence.\r\n\r\nWhile we care about anything other than violence.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551b7b8263687255f9050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7b2663687255837d0100#post_551b7b2663687255837d0100\r\nYou drive on the wrong side of the road!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551b7bd76368725b29da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7b2663687256b4000100#post_551b7b2663687256b4000100\r\nI remember I was at my parents' house, chilling on the couch playing Bravely Default and he comes over and says \"Is that Final Fantasy?\" And I'm like \"How do you know Final Fantasy?\" And looks at me and goes \"Because I beat Final Fantasy 3.\" My mind did a goddamn 180.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551b7bfe6368725732040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7b8263687255f9050100#post_551b7b8263687255f9050100\r\nIt's because our driver's side is on the left.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551b7c3a6368725c50670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7bd76368725b29da0000#post_551b7bd76368725b29da0000\r\nYou have a great step-dad.\r\nActually knowing games.\r\n\r\nMy parents can't even turn on the TV right.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551b7c4f636872567c3a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've decided if I have a son, I'm naming him Joseph after JoJo\r\n\r\nAnd then I'll be like, Hey son, wanna know who you're named after?\r\n\r\nAnd then we'll watch JoJo","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}