time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5105.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551de3466368725429130700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ddff2636872520c4f0700#post_551ddff2636872520c4f0700\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\r\n*IF* that radio wave does turn out to be aliens for real how would you react to it?[/bq]\r\n-ayy lmao- \r\nIt wouldn't really shock me. It'd be nice to have evidence that we're not alone, but i've pretty much suspected that all along. In a universe this size, it'd be damn strange if only this planet had life growing on it.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551de3726368723deca00900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de1266368723dece10600#post_551de1266368723dece10600\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]Also, Has Uc9 always been this antagonistic?[/bq]\r\nHe's taking a break from stealing sweets from small children.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"551de3f7636872513e9d0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3726368723deca00900#post_551de3726368723deca00900\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\r\nHe's taking a break from stealing sweets from small children.[/bq]\r\nI stole 40 cakes; that's as many as four tens.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551de4086368722713d93700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/d/dd/Saitama_OK.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140324041430&path-prefix=protagonist!\r\nMFW","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551de4456368721f7e081f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de0ec6368725429ca0400#post_551de0ec6368725429ca0400\r\nI don't think it would matter very much, because even if was from aliens, there's a good chance they're probably long-dead by the time their signal reached us. And even if they weren't, the distance between Earth and wherever the signal came from is so inconceivably vast that there's no way we would ever meet them (or that they would meet us) within this lifetime.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"551de45e6368721951f51700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3f7636872513e9d0f00#post_551de3f7636872513e9d0f00\r\nAnd that's terrible.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551de46e6368723dece90a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3f7636872513e9d0f00#post_551de3f7636872513e9d0f00\r\nhow dare u","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"551de5556368723decf00b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq=\"Tom Gabriel Fischer\"]I was approached last year by one of the museum's paleonotlogists who informed me that it had been suggested to name a fossil after me, and that the naming could be celebrated by means of an event during which I would be handed a model of the fossil and Triptykon would perform at the museum, on top of the fossil display cases. We subsequently met the paleonotlogist when Triptykon played Bern late last year. He was a very pleasant, courteous, and intelligent individual, and he explained that he was part of a group of scientists who named fossils after artists they admired (e.g. King Diamond, Lemmy, etc.). [/bq]this is so silly","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551de5586368726d237f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3466368725429130700#post_551de3466368725429130700\r\nMy existence will never be the same again.\r\n\r\nSeriously, legit first contact or discovery of any alien life will shake up society like crazy. If there's anything speculative fiction has taught us, is that discovery of alien life and/or first contact will be a really great thing or a really terrible thing.\r\n\r\nI'm hoping for something like Mass Effect, except take out the looming threat of the Reapers. At least that kind of setting fits a somewhat realistic approach to something quite fantastic.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551de5626368722713423a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"uc9 confirmed for face of evil.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551de58e6368722713a63a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3f7636872513e9d0f00#post_551de3f7636872513e9d0f00\r\nYOU MONSTER.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551de5d26368722713363b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de0ec6368725429ca0400#post_551de0ec6368725429ca0400\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de03a636872520c9f0700#post_551de03a636872520c9f0700\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]Morning pones, what's happening?[/bq]\r\nTl:dr of something *EVERYONE* in the thread keeps ignoring for some unknown reason; we may have found evidence of intelligent aliens.\r\n\r\nThey're seeing if the signal is from a pulsar but if it's not from a pulsar then we have definitively found evidence that intelligent aliens are real.[/bq]\r\nWait are you serious? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551de5e36368721951411a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh, and theres gunna be a lunar (?) eclipse sunday morning \r\n\r\nfor americans anyway, i dont think yurop is gunna get it","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551de5f163687227136e3b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de5626368722713423a00#post_551de5626368722713423a00\r\nJoin my -Link- uc9, and I shall make your face the greatest in -Koridai- Derpibooru. \r\nOr else you will -die- dye your hair!\r\n!http://i49.tinypic.com/e5pema.gif!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551de5f363687205e3550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3466368725429130700#post_551de3466368725429130700\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ddff2636872520c4f0700#post_551ddff2636872520c4f0700\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\r\n*IF* that radio wave does turn out to be aliens for real how would you react to it?[/bq]\r\n-ayy lmao- \r\nIt wouldn't really shock me. It'd be nice to have evidence that we're not alone, but i've pretty much suspected that all along. In a universe this size, it'd be damn strange if only this planet had life growing on it.[/bq]\r\nPretty much this\r\nIt's be nice just to know  something was out there. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551de6686368721f7ed22200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The dream of having an Alien friend would finally come true!\r\n\r\n*Either that or they would destroy us all*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551de66e6368725429eb0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de5f363687205e3550100#post_551de5f363687205e3550100\r\nLet's hope first contact doesn't end up being screwed over by aliens, or the other way around.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551de6ba636872563c3d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de5f163687227136e3b00#post_551de5f163687227136e3b00\r\nWhat if he already has dyed hair?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551de6d66368721951a61b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de66e6368725429eb0900#post_551de66e6368725429eb0900\r\nYou know, realistically, if that signal were from aliens, they're probably long dead by the time we got it. And even if they weren't there's a pretty good chance one of our species _will be_ dead by the time technology developed sufficiently to allow for interstellar travel.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"551de7a9636872513e9f1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de6686368721f7ed22200#post_551de6686368721f7ed22200\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de66e6368725429eb0900#post_551de66e6368725429eb0900\r\nMeh. We're gonna be long dead before any physical contact is made\r\nHumans may even be extinct or replaced by then. \r\n\r\nI think the ideal situation would be colonizing planet after planet towards each other until a joint colonization can be done\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551de8df6368723decfa0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de7a9636872513e9f1400#post_551de7a9636872513e9f1400\r\n*And than the next day*\r\n\r\n\"In other news, Aliens have came out of  Black hole near the Milky Way and are heading straight to ea-\"\r\n\r\n*Transmission gets hacked*\r\n\r\n\"Hello \"Humans\" we have come from great length to meet you all! And in celebration we will throw the what you humans cal a \"Sick Bash\" in our welcome!\"\r\n\r\n\"Hurray!\"\r\n\r\n\"And than enslave you all\"\r\n\r\n\"....\"\r\n\r\n\"JUUUUST KIDDING!\"\r\n\r\n\"YAAAY!\"\r\n\r\n~\"*Spss*, send in the Probes\"~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551de93c6368723dec721000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de8df6368723decfa0f00#post_551de8df6368723decfa0f00\r\nI hope they're super cute","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551de97b6368723decd31000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3f7636872513e9d0f00#post_551de3f7636872513e9d0f00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de3726368723deca00900#post_551de3726368723deca00900\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\r\nHe's taking a break from stealing sweets from small children.[/bq]\r\nI stole 40 cakes; that's as many as four tens.[/bq]\r\nFourty Kek.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551deab363687201a7fb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de8df6368723decfa0f00#post_551de8df6368723decfa0f0\r\n\"The aliens have a message for mankind!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r9olmTvmHI\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551deae26368723decce1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/094918309372cd4d8c4708bab6c2c135/tumblr_mzke4ktRiG1stiqjjo1_500.png!\r\n[vain hope intensifies]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}