time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5249.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5526be426368724c64970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526be11636872670f101a00#post_5526be11636872670f101a00\r\nBesides that I've been great","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5526be9a6368724863750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526be11636872670f101a00#post_5526be11636872670f101a00\r\nWe have profiles now by the way.\r\n\r\nGo check peoples Account page. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526bf11636872670f9b1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526be9a6368724863750200#post_5526be9a6368724863750200\r\nI'll make an About Me soon\r\n\r\nIt'll just be a pic of my hair","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5526bf4063687234e0701800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Took a nap\r\n\r\nStill feel like crap\r\n\r\nBoopity bap\r\n\r\nAlso I have a fever. \r\nYaaaaaaay","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526bf9c6368726f41c50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bf4063687234e0701800#post_5526bf4063687234e0701800\r\nFunny enough I just got up from my nap too. \r\n\r\nAnd feel drowsy as hell.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bf11636872670f9b1b00#post_5526bf11636872670f9b1b00\r\n!http://www.vastseaofgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/M-Bison-Of-course.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526bfb86368724c64120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526be9a6368724863750200#post_5526be9a6368724863750200\r\nRadical. Just changed my \"About Me\" bit.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bf11636872670f9b1b00#post_5526bf11636872670f9b1b00\r\nYour sexy soft hair.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bf4063687234e0701800#post_5526bf4063687234e0701800\r\nInfection?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526c0426368724461740b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bfb86368724c64120200#post_5526bfb86368724c64120200\r\nHaha\r\n\r\nAlso I'm going to link your profile under \"Da Bae\" in my About Me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5526c0866368721d5c712300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c0426368724461740b00#post_5526c0426368724461740b00\r\nI'd be honored.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526c0b663687244472a0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bf9c6368726f41c50600#post_5526bf9c6368726f41c50600\r\nIsn't waking up and instantly needing another nap the best\r\nIt's like when you finish wiping and suddenly have to poo again \r\n\r\nI've been using a lot of shitty analogies today\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bfb86368724c64120200#post_5526bfb86368724c64120200\r\nProbably some kind of bug. No idea were it could have come from ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526c0c66368724461ce0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bfb86368724c64120200#post_5526bfb86368724c64120200\r\n~OF COURSE!~\r\n\r\nAlso I drew a butt. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526c0d463687234e0bf1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have had several beautiful days of work this week\r\nAnd all easy work\r\nGood week","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5526c0fc63687244610e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c0d463687234e0bf1a00#post_5526c0d463687234e0bf1a00\r\nIt rained last night. I had to comfort my grandma's dog.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526c1156368724584d40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c0b663687244472a0f00#post_5526c0b663687244472a0f00\r\nGod, God that happens to me a lot!\r\n\r\nIts like I wake up, And I'm so tired I cant even move my arms and than go back to sleep. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526c1256368724447aa0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526bfb86368724c64120200#post_5526bfb86368724c64120200\r\nTHE TRUTH REVEALED\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c0426368724461740b00#post_5526c0426368724461740b00\r\nda baer? \r\nSee it's a triple entendre because bae, bear and..... Aspirin","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526c1726368723ae8dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55269ce16368720db8ba0200#post_55269ce16368720db8ba0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55269bc46368720db8770100#post_55269bc46368720db8770100\r\nNo. My grandma has three dogs. Jack, Samson, and Gertrude. Samson is the youngest and he is TERRIFIED of storms. And last night we had a pretty bad one. Poor dog looked like he was gonna have a panic attack. So I put down my 3DS, go over to the dog bed, and I sat there gently petting his head and talking to him so he would calm down. I did that for about an hour and a half while the storm died out, Next thing I know, I wake up on the dog bed with Samson snuggled up against me.[/bq]\r\nOh god so cute","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5526c197636872670f851f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"~what's 9 plus ten~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5526c1ae6368722e49790600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c1726368723ae8dd0000#post_5526c1726368723ae8dd0000\r\nSamson HAAAAATES storms. But he's a good boy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526c20463687234e0201c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c197636872670f851f00#post_5526c197636872670f851f00\r\n@GOOGLE SAYS IS A SAMSUNG THING@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5526c2166368724584780500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c1156368724584d40400#post_5526c1156368724584d40400\r\nI have that sometimes. I feel like it's a milder form of sleep paralysis or something\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c197636872670f851f00#post_5526c197636872670f851f00\r\nLegal","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526c34963687245849b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/c48e0611eba641e4a6e1ddc334efb6b7/tumblr_n8adjqNrD91qa8o34o1_540.jpg!\r\nComing to theaters near you, Owl scared of Banana ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526c3d8636872452d0e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c20463687234e0201c00#post_5526c20463687234e0201c00\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c2166368724584780500#post_5526c2166368724584780500\r\nAnd then 21 kid ran away.\r\nLiterally.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5526c4386368726abfd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c34963687245849b0600#post_5526c34963687245849b0600\r\nThis summer on syfy: owl scared of banana vs \"dog scared of pineapple\":http://youtu.be/cR3SvL2SmDo","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526c47d636872289d1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c4386368726abfd30000#post_5526c4386368726abfd30000\r\n*Directed By Michal Bay!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526c5136368722813030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c47d636872289d1a0000#post_5526c47d636872289d1a0000\r\nI just got a call from Florida\r\nYou are the only person I know from Florida\r\n\r\nI blame you","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526c7fd63687227fd4c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Starting Parasyte the maxim now.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}