time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5255.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55270bf963687223764a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552707ab6368720b7a921200#post_552707ab6368720b7a921200\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]!http://www.geekologie.com/2015/04/09/us-food-map-large.jpg!\r\nAw yiss\r\nMotha\r\nFuckin\r\nGrits[/bq]\r\nMexican\r\n\r\nNot surprised","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55270fec636872526e6f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Thread is slow.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5527102b63687202cfd10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55270fec636872526e6f0100#post_55270fec636872526e6f0100\r\nIt's also Thursday\r\n\r\nWait that means nothing","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552710396368727d33390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55270fec636872526e6f0100#post_55270fec636872526e6f0100\r\nSquiggy is busy studying up on electrostimulation.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5527108a6368722f8f280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552710396368727d33390100#post_552710396368727d33390100\r\nI have a cattle prod if you're interested.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552710d56368724623860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527108a6368722f8f280100#post_5527108a6368722f8f280100\r\n.........[spoiler]Get back to me on that one.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5527110763687274c5c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527102b63687202cfd10000#post_5527102b63687202cfd10000\r\n\r\nIt means setting the clocks for tomorrow's Happy Hour","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5527125c63687277a6da0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MFW I need a job\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Homeless_Man.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55271559636872526e700600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Who's ready to be scarred for life?\":https://youtu.be/cAxnq9m0Fe8","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552716136368727c5a0e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My Mom got back from the Hospital! \r\n\r\nThey gave her medicine for it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5527165d63687219e9130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552710396368727d33390100#post_552710396368727d33390100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55270fec636872526e6f0100#post_55270fec636872526e6f0100\r\nSquiggy is busy studying up on electrostimulation.[/bq]\r\nSounds fun","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5527165e63687267c62c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55271559636872526e700600#post_55271559636872526e700600\r\n[spoiler]Meh[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552716136368727c5a0e0d00#post_552716136368727c5a0e0d00\r\nYou'd best take care of mama. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552716a06368727c5ad30d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527165d63687219e9130200#post_5527165d63687219e9130200\r\nApparently by running an electrical current [spoiler]through your penis you can have an orgasm without touching yourself.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5527171b636872049d120500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552716a06368727c5ad30d00#post_552716a06368727c5ad30d00\r\nIsn't that gotta hurt?\r\n\r\nOh, speaking of mothers, did I tell you guys mine went skydiving?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5527175263687219e9b50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527171b636872049d120500#post_5527171b636872049d120500\r\nNot really.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552717a7636872526ee10800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527175263687219e9b50200#post_5527175263687219e9b50200\r\nElectric confuses me :/","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5527181563687245c66e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527165e63687267c62c0100#post_5527165e63687267c62c0100\r\nWe all are. You don't even have to tell me that. :)\r\n\r\nShe's going to have to be sitting down and taking it easy for 3 days.\r\n\r\nShe literally is telling us she's Mad because she wanted to paint this weekend!\r\n\r\nLike I said, My mom doesn't like sitting down. She's a busy bee as some would say! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552716a06368727c5ad30d00#post_552716a06368727c5ad30d00\r\nMedically speaking it will desensitize your nerve endings though and eventually you'll be unable to reach orgasm.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55271831636872049d1b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527171b636872049d120500#post_5527171b636872049d120500\r\nOh god Skydiving! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5527185863687274c5100500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00#post_5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00\r\nDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5527186663687241cca00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00#post_5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527175263687219e9b50200#post_5527175263687219e9b50200\r\nI think that is the worst idea I have ever heard of. No seriously don't even do something like that.\r\n\r\nI don't care how Kinky you are that is _stupid_. \r\n\r\nNever shock your penis, People. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55271867636872526ef20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55271831636872049d1b0600#post_55271831636872049d1b0600\r\nWell, it's terrifying, but she did it.\r\nTHERE WAS EVEN A DVD WHERE WE COULD WATCH HER FALL!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552718bd63687241cce30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55271867636872526ef20900#post_55271867636872526ef20900\r\nEmmmm, Emmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!\r\n\r\nI couldn't Skydive, Too scared. \r\n\r\nDid she have a nice time? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5527193563687274c5250600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527185863687274c5100500#post_5527185863687274c5100500\r\nThere's instances of people after receiving electrical shock being unable to reach orgasm due to damage due to the nervous structure.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCould you imagine; Squiggy unable to reach orgasm or being able to feel pleasure from his penis?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552719606368721dbe1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00#post_5527182c6368727b4cfe0b00\r\n!i.imgur.com/n1c4BZ0.png!\r\nMy dick's in bad enough shape as it is\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527181563687245c66e0000#post_5527181563687245c66e0000\r\nWhat happened? Something get pulled or something?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}