time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5396.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552ee72463687275312a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One-punch man!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552ee7b76368727531ef1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ed8516368722a80550900#post_552ed8516368722a80550900\r\n\r\n_Fuck_, that really got me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"552ee7f663687220869f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee72463687275312a1000#post_552ee72463687275312a1000\r\nI thought of something; you know what is his one weakness?  If he ever got a gangrene infection in his limbs.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552ee8766368721daa170b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want this,\r\n!http://i.imgur.com//aa0Iqzu.jpg!\r\nAnd so should everybody.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552ee9dc6368722086e30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee8766368721daa170b00#post_552ee8766368721daa170b00\r\nbut I eat neither toast nor eggs very often","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552ee9fe63687267435e3800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee7f663687220869f0000#post_552ee7f663687220869f0000\r\nIf that means his fights would be more exciting, He would relish that infection.\r\n\r\nSeriously though, I was going to post that reaction image where the guy tries to say something but he can't and he looks pissed about it.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552eea3a6368726743b33800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee9dc6368722086e30200#post_552ee9dc6368722086e30200\r\nWell, what do you eat that requires a toaster?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eea7d63687220869f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eea3a6368726743b33800#post_552eea3a6368726743b33800\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n_i can't think of anything_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552eeaa56368726743343900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee9fe63687267435e3800#post_552ee9fe63687267435e3800\r\n@BETTER QUESTION@\r\n@ONEPUNCH MAN CAN FALL SICK?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552eeada6368724c0f3c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eea7d63687220869f0300#post_552eea7d63687220869f0300\r\nBagel?\r\nEnglish muffins?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eeb5a6368726743163a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So\r\nIs there any differences between energy beams in DB/Z?\r\nDoes saying the names make them different\r\nBecause at the end of the day, Final Flash, and Kamehameha are still both energy beams","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552eeb5d6368724c0fe80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eeaa56368726743343900#post_552eeaa56368726743343900\r\nI woudn't be surprised if he was too strong to get sick.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552eecbb6368721691e91400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee9fe63687267435e3800#post_552ee9fe63687267435e3800\r\nNo dude; if someone gets gangrene infection that means the limb is in necrosis meaning that they *HAVE* to cut the limb off or else it will kill the person.  Another weakness of his is super cold water.  If you're not used to cold water and step in freezing cold water in say antartica your limb will freeze and they'll have to cut it off.\r\n\r\nBasically any severe medical problem is his weakness, cause he is still biologically human.\r\n\r\nOther things that could kill him:\r\nNerve gas\r\nMRSA\r\nPolio would cripple him.\r\nHIV\r\nLiver cancer\r\nEbola\r\nRadiation poisoning\r\netc\r\n\r\n\r\n. . . No wonder why super heroes wouldn't work in real life, villains would just gas them with nerve gas and they would die.\r\n\r\n\"No need to fear!  Super-hero man is here!\"\r\n*villain fires a nerve gas canister at them and it is ruptured*\r\n\"Oh no!  Nerve gas!  One of my many biological weaknesses!\"\r\n*dies*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eee296368726743c33d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eeada6368724c0f3c0700#post_552eeada6368724c0f3c0700\r\nNein\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eeb5a6368726743163a00#post_552eeb5a6368726743163a00\r\nWell I assume final flash can burrow since I believe vegeta says it'll destroy earth it it misses\r\nAnd the kamehameha generates wind since it was originally used to put out a fire","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552eee2d6368726743cb3d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eecbb6368721691e91400#post_552eecbb6368721691e91400\r\nThen again his immune system could also be the strongest. (Anything that a normal human can do is presumably enhanced to the highest possible level in the One punch verse.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552eee346368727531471900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eecbb6368721691e91400#post_552eecbb6368721691e91400\r\nEarth based infections don't work against Kryptonian physiology.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552eee5963687275317b1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eee296368726743c33d00#post_552eee296368726743c33d00\r\nYou telling me you hate bread?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eee816368726743233e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eee5963687275317b1900#post_552eee5963687275317b1900\r\nI love the shit out of bread \r\n\r\nBut bread makes you fat","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552eee866368727531ae1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eee2d6368726743cb3d00#post_552eee2d6368726743cb3d00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eecbb6368721691e91400#post_552eecbb6368721691e91400\r\nThen again his immune system could also be the strongest.[/bq]\r\nThen he would have autoimmune disorder to the level it would kill him.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eeedb6368726743aa3e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eee816368726743233e00#post_552eee816368726743233e00\r\nFuck fat.\r\nBread are delicious.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eef1f6368721daa491300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eee866368727531ae1900#post_552eee866368727531ae1900\r\nYou're bringing that kind of logic into a verse where there's a man who literally eats monsters and a man in a dog costume is one of the strongest men on earth.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552eef2c6368724c0f850c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eeedb6368726743aa3e00#post_552eeedb6368726743aa3e00\r\nBut I need to unfat\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552eef2f6368724c0f870c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ee72463687275312a1000#post_552ee72463687275312a1000\r\nNEW ONE PUNCH MAN?!\r\n\r\nI gotta see this! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552eefb1636872522cb20c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eef2c6368724c0f850c00#post_552eef2c6368724c0f850c00\r\nBut\r\n_bread_\r\nFine.\r\nThis is for you, den\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JHKoU7HJ--/mt1qjutegu7zvibzkofl.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552ef09a6368720bf7b60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eefb1636872522cb20c00#post_552eefb1636872522cb20c00\r\nAw hell yeah! Trim and slim here I come!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}