time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5475.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5533f5d86368726b925d0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f598636872073e841700#post_5533f598636872073e841700\r\nHey Hey Hey! \r\n\r\nI'm doing great! A bit tired this morning though.\r\n\r\nThank you resting!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5533f63c6368723c33b71000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f5d86368726b925d0d00#post_5533f5d86368726b925d0d00\r\nLate morning bud!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5533f69763687235e4c41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f63c6368723c33b71000#post_5533f63c6368723c33b71000\r\nI need to fix my sleeping schedule! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5533f7266368722ecfa30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, I just read an interesting comment on Youtube.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5533f77d6368723d72c61200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f7266368722ecfa30700#post_5533f7266368722ecfa30700\r\nWas it about someone's mother and/or how being gay is bad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5533f7ce6368726420340c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f7266368722ecfa30700#post_5533f7266368722ecfa30700\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f77d6368723d72c61200#post_5533f77d6368723d72c61200\r\nWas it about Not liking thing so you cant like thing either or else you are a Feggot? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5533f7fe6368726b92c81000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f77d6368723d72c61200#post_5533f77d6368723d72c61200\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f7ce6368726420340c00#post_5533f7ce6368726420340c00\r\nWay more \"interesting.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5533f9f963687235e4211800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f7fe6368726b92c81000#post_5533f7fe6368726b92c81000\r\nTell.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5533fa3763687278a43d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f7fe6368726b92c81000#post_5533f7fe6368726b92c81000\r\nrelease thy information as we are interested to here the tale. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5533fa57636872073e4a1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533f9f963687235e4211800#post_5533f9f963687235e4211800\r\nNot sure if appropriate.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5533fa98636872073ea61f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fa57636872073e4a1f00#post_5533fa57636872073e4a1f00\r\nSpoiler it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5533faee6368723d72001800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm done, I AM SO FUCKING DONE","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5533fb2863687278a48a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533faee6368723d72001800#post_5533faee6368723d72001800\r\nWhat's up man?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5533fb356368726420021100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533faee6368723d72001800#post_5533faee6368723d72001800\r\nDid you attempt sonic 06","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5533fb366368727f80140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fa98636872073ea61f00#post_5533fa98636872073ea61f00\r\nYeah, I will. (If I have to, I WILL retract it.)\r\n[spoiler]\"I was only 9 years old. I had watched so much porn. I found it under my dad's bed which is also the couch. Mom says he doesn't sleep with her because he had an \"affair\". I don't know what an \"affair\" is but will someone tell me. But one day, I asked my mom how a baby was made, and her response was surprising. She told me about sex, sperm, and planting that egg in there mmmm yeah. And I was surprised that she would be honest, and then it got weirder. She said \"Sweetie, your father and I can't have sex much anymore... Do you want to do it with me?\". I didn't know how the whole thing worked or what would happen so I said yes. Soon she went into her bedroom where she went into her closet. I waited on her bed for her, and when she came out, it was amazing. She had lingerie on and was exposing so much skin. I said \"Mommy, what are you planning on doing to me?\". She said \"It's not what I'm doing to you, it's what your doing to me.\". Her lack of clothes had given me a \"big one\" as my mom should call it. She noticed this and got on her knees for something, I didn't know what. I was on the edge of the bed and she pulled down my pants. My thing got bigger and she pulled down my tighty whities and I had to tell her something. I said \"M-mom... what are you doing with my thing...?\" while she stroked it making me feel good. She said \"It's okay sweetie, I'm gonna make you happy.\". She made me feel so happy I felt like I was at Disney. She opened her mouth and put my thing in her mouth and sucked it. It felt really good, and my thing was big so she could stroke it and suck it. Soon she was going faster and faster, sucking my weiner, until I felt really happy. She said \"I came.\" and that it's when juice comes out of my thing. She then took off her bra and showed off her titties. My mom says I should call them breasts but I heard the cool kids at school call them titties so I wanna be cool too. She put my thing in between her titties and sucked a bit of the tip as she did. I said \"Mommy, w-why does this...moan...feel so good?\". She was choking on my big cock as she called it, and said, or tried to say, \"Honey, my things can help your thing feel good, that's why there are men and women, so they work together as a team to feel good.\". I kind of got it, like how my friends on T.V. like Mickey Mouse work as a team. And then I came again in her mouth. Surprisingly enough, she had swallowed both loads, and wanted more. She slipped off her panties and said \"Sweetie, my thing is gonna be on your thing, ok?\". She didn't let me say a word and went ahead and put my thing in her pussy. It felt better than her mouth, it was tight and a bit moist. I was laying down from exhaustion so she had to jump up and down on me. I could hear her butt clapping on my body, it sounded funny. Soon I gained energy and started thrusting against her force, making the motion we had faster. She was moaning and I was grunting saying things like \"Yeah.\", and \"I WANT MORE, MOMMY!\". I finally came inside her butt and it felt good for me and her. She smiled at me as she slipped my cock away letting cum drip from her pussy onto the bed. Soon this became a  normal thing to do, and soon daddy went away because mommy said \"He doesn't make me feel good like you do.\".\r\nTHE END[/spoiler]\r\nWhat I meant by \"interesting.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5533fbc463687257bcab0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fb366368727f80140100#post_5533fb366368727f80140100\r\nWell. That certainly is a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5533fbfa6368722ecf2e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fb366368727f80140100#post_5533fb366368727f80140100\r\nThe hell are you talking about","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5533fc1f6368722ecf5f0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fbfa6368722ecf2e0e00#post_5533fbfa6368722ecf2e0e00\r\nYoutube comment.\r\nEverybody else wanted to see it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5533fc3763687278a4f40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fbfa6368722ecf2e0e00#post_5533fbfa6368722ecf2e0e00\r\nYoutube comments.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5533fc846368727f80be0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fc3763687278a4f40200#post_5533fc3763687278a4f40200\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fc1f6368722ecf5f0e00#post_5533fc1f6368722ecf5f0e00\r\nHaha\r\nWow, ok good.\r\n\r\nI just got here and saw that ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5533fc9963687257bcb20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fc3763687278a4f40200#post_5533fc3763687278a4f40200\r\nThere are other comments like this, except most have people within legal age. This one, however...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5533fcf06368727f80490300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm back","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5533fd3063687257bc720900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"nono lol I spent about 2 hours wondering why the fuck the radio i was working on was picking up a signal, turns out one component was fucking the thing up","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5533fe006368723d72131c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fb366368727f80140100#post_5533fb366368727f80140100\r\nWhat the fuck.\r\nI wanted to stop, but I couldn't.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5534003463687278a4210800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5533fc1f6368722ecf5f0e00#post_5533fc1f6368722ecf5f0e00\r\nMy favorite internet comment would have to be the reddit star wars one.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}