time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5531.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5535e056636872101d250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e01863687202dba21000#post_5535e01863687202dba21000\r\nThat one he apparently does whenever he's complimented.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5535e06e6368726e0d800800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535df96636872653f0b1c00#post_5535df96636872653f0b1c00\r\nmeh. as far as I'm concerned, I treat spiders just as well as I would if I found a naked human hiding in my laundry room eating bugs","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535e07b636872101d370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e024636872101d050000#post_5535e024636872101d050000\r\nI have no love for mosquitoes but I have no hatred for them either. They're just animals doing what animals do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e09063687270619b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Just look at this cat's face\":http://imgur.com/gallery/rtXYP\r\nI'm telling all of you to look at it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535e0a86368727061b90700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e056636872101d250000#post_5535e056636872101d250000\r\nOooohh yeah. That shit is adorable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e0b163687231ffd60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/7894c22ce0f92877baf643bc68a508a6/tumblr_mzvbc3fbO21rkc130o1_500.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5535e0c763687233357e0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e07b636872101d370000#post_5535e07b636872101d370000\r\n@WHAT ABOUT ROACHES?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5535e0e46368723335b50b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e0c763687233357e0b00#post_5535e0c763687233357e0b00\r\nRoaches can fuck right off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e0ea6368720ecbb40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e07b636872101d370000#post_5535e07b636872101d370000\r\nAnd they cause Maleria.\r\n\r\nSpider bites can do much more than skin irritation. If bit by more than one of them you could die.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535e13c6368726e0d980900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e0ea6368720ecbb40000#post_5535e0ea6368720ecbb40000\r\nWell yeah. But a spider usually isn't gonna bite a human unless it ABSOLUTELY has to. Why would it waste the venom on something it can't eat?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e15963687231ffb00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e09063687270619b0700#post_5535e09063687270619b0700\r\n°  ^  °","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535e195636872653faa1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e0e46368723335b50b00#post_5535e0e46368723335b50b00\r\nHey now Roaches can survive a nuke.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535e1d3636872101d370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e0e46368723335b50b00#post_5535e0e46368723335b50b00\r\n@THAT'S THE SPIRIT@\r\n@BUT SINCE I READED AND WATCHED TERRAFORMARS, I SEE THE ROACHES DIFFERENT NOW@\r\n@LIKE... WHY WE HATE THEM?@\r\n@WHY WE KILL THEM?@\r\n@WHAT MAKES THEM DIFFERENT THAN OTHER INSECTS?@\r\n@ROACHES DOESN'T HARM PEOPLE, BUT SPIDERS DO@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5535e1e0636872653f172000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e195636872653faa1f00#post_5535e195636872653faa1f00\r\nBut can they survive an axe?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535e1e86368726e0d720a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e195636872653faa1f00#post_5535e195636872653faa1f00\r\nActually no.  They can only survive up to 100000 rads; while that's a hell of a lot more than the 500 rads most humans can handle that's not a nuke.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5535e28f6368723335090e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e1d3636872101d370100#post_5535e1d3636872101d370100\r\nSpiders don't breed as EXPLOSIVELY as roaches do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e29563687243a9a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this is the best fucking fanfiction evar","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5535e2a66368725db3370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e1e0636872653f172000#post_5535e1e0636872653f172000\r\n@THEY CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT HEAD FOR LONG TIME@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5535e2d76368725e6b3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/vokocOL.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535e2f96368723335af0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e28f6368723335090e00#post_5535e28f6368723335090e00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e1d3636872101d370100#post_5535e1d3636872101d370100\r\nSpiders don't breed as EXPLOSIVELY as roaches do.[/bq]\r\n@REALLY?@\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y1gfQCwj7as/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5535e30663687243a9120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e2d76368725e6b3f0000#post_5535e2d76368725e6b3f0000\r\nGOTTA GO FAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-SLPASH ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535e31863687243a9240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e28f6368723335090e00#post_5535e28f6368723335090e00\r\nPeople keep Roaches as Pets what do you think about that?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535e31d6368725e6b6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e2f96368723335af0e00#post_5535e2f96368723335af0e00\r\nAnd about one tenth of those spiders are gonna survive.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e3386368725db39b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e31863687243a9240100#post_5535e31863687243a9240100\r\nTo each his own.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e33b63687231ff460600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535e2f96368723335af0e00#post_5535e2f96368723335af0e00\r\nno\r\n\r\nget that away from me","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}