time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5591.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55398f1d6368721de5250800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55398edd63687266a64f0400#post_55398edd63687266a64f0400\r\nNo. I've just been REALLY horny today.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55398fae6368720214d31800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55398f0f6368724421240600#post_55398f0f6368724421240600\r\n\r\nWhat'd I do D:","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5539906d63687260fa580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55398fae6368720214d31800#post_55398fae6368720214d31800\r\nYou know how you treat Too_Offensive?\r\nYou know how you treat those that aren't Too-Offensive?\r\nYeah, I'm kinda getting tired of that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553990ce63687267c0890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://sfdcinsea.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-facepalm.gif?w=563!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553991206368721c94590c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539906d63687260fa580000#post_5539906d63687260fa580000\r\nRelax Carcass. Kaz is just messin' with us. He means no harm.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553991a06368727bfead0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553990ce63687267c0890000#post_553990ce63687267c0890000\r\nYou can't expect everyone to just know that you aren't serious if you're like that every waking moment. (Poes law and all that.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553991a9636872715e270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553991206368721c94590c00#post_553991206368721c94590c00\r\nI know.\r\nYeah, let's forget about it :l","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5539920f6368721de5800c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I mean like I don't mean the insults I say unless I truly hate you","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5539928d6368721c94f10e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539920f6368721de5800c00#post_5539920f6368721de5800c00\r\nAlso, This is the internet, Saying that stuff if you mean it and if you don't looks the same to people who don't know your true intent.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5539930f6368721de52b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"true","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553993916368727a34270300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I noticed someone posted a Markiplier gif.\r\nLemme post my favorite\r\n[spoiler]!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/170/3/2/insta_by_thetoxicdoctor-d7n29ee.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5539941b6368727bfe1e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539930f6368721de52b0e00#post_5539930f6368721de52b0e00\r\njust do what ya do. Maybe just a little lighter on the faux insults.\r\n You'll -be consumed- fit in just fine","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553994346368721de52d1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do I smell arguments?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553994c76368724966a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553994346368721de52d1000#post_553994346368721de52d1000\r\nDon't look at me; I'm not responsible for this one.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553994d66368727bfef40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Trevor's Perfume\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehynf4iL55U","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553995306368727bfe600400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553993916368727a34270300#post_553993916368727a34270300\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/373/7db.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553995886368724966800200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553994d66368727bfef40300#post_553994d66368727bfef40300\r\nhmmm...maybe _I_ should make a perfume!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539967363687279b7150200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/9dd82c69c2a35098d1e030535b2f3227/tumblr_nna9k5R74s1rs5gxyo1_540.jpg!\r\nThe Strongest Superhero in existence everyone.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553996986368727a34450700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55398f1d6368721de5250800#post_55398f1d6368721de5250800\r\nNow beware, excessive masturbation may be harmful for your wrists.\r\nOr so I think. \r\nDo we have any medics here?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"553996c66368727bfe720600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i999.mangareader.net/one-piece/784/one-piece-5633423.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553997276368727bfe000700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553996986368727a34450700#post_553996986368727a34450700\r\nPotentially; if you masturbate without rest continuously.  Also there have been people who masturbated for so long that they've died from things like dehydration or such before.\r\n. . That will be $150 and it's not covered by your hmo.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5539975963687267c0ca0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/vVrFzvI.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5539979a63687267c0480b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This gif tho\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/4/24/881220__safe_solo_fluttershy_animated_screencap_spoiler-colon-s05e02_explicit+text.gif!\r\nI can tell this is Squiggy's pony.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553997a06368724966f50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539975963687267c0ca0a00#post_5539975963687267c0ca0a00\r\nI get it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553997cd63687279b75a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539975963687267c0ca0a00#post_5539975963687267c0ca0a00\r\nYEAH!\r\nFuckin' assholes...","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"}]}