time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5644.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553b53cf63687249b1360900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b53916368724434460b00#post_553b53916368724434460b00\r\nThey did something with the new one that fucks with his head,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b549663687275e7c11200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"silly post eating forums","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b561863687249b1e70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Goku fighting Cell and Frieza\r\nWhy can't he just Instant Transmission out of hell\r\nHe isn't dead, he should be allowed to leave","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b57946368724434611100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b561863687249b1e70b00#post_553b561863687249b1e70b00\r\nBecause he has to tho","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553b57fb6368721b56e22400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And Cell just vored Goku\r\n\r\nAnd then unvore","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b5aa263687249b1951100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And they killed Krillin\r\n\r\n\r\nAgain","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b5b3b6368724434701700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Feels?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21yJkTsIe7Q","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b5be36368724c425c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b5aa263687249b1951100#post_553b5aa263687249b1951100\r\n!mrpopoisbetter.weebly.com/uploads/1/3/6/9/13696766/7812014.jpg?1365606252!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553b5c216368722c70160c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b5be36368724c425c0800#post_553b5be36368724c425c0800\r\nIt really sucks, considering he started as Goku's equal","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b5c9d6368721b568d2d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b5c216368722c70160c00#post_553b5c216368722c70160c00\r\nso did most of the Z fighter,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b60cc6368721b56623700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b5c216368722c70160c00#post_553b5c216368722c70160c00\r\nThough, Krillin is the strongest human.\r\nThat means something.\r\n\r\nHe's at least stronger than Yamcha.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553b622063687240dd270300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Finished Metal gear rising for the second time. (After putting it off forever.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553b638f6368721b56e53d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay so how is two 17s put together going to be a bigger threat than Baby?\r\nOne 17 is weaker than an SSJ2\r\nAnd we have an SSJ4, a fused SSJ3, an a couple of SSJ2s\r\nTwo 17s fused shouldn't be a problem\r\n\r\nI took a break to make a snack, they just fused as I posted this","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b63fa6368721b56f53e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b622063687240dd270300#post_553b622063687240dd270300\r\nSo i guess this was the....Replayanace!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b76486368721e080e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\nthe appeal of cuckolding, particularly when it comes to BBC, is that the white man, master of the universe, uses sex to feign vulnerability, powerlessness and inadequacy_a chance to indulge in something foreign to him. \r\n\r\nThus he rents a black man to bang his wife so that he can feel sexually humiliated...but in actuality it fulfills a reverse power fantasy. The fact is he both owns his wife AND the black man. \r\n\r\nAfter all, he has debased his wife AND coerced a black man (likely with the promise of free KFC/Popeye's and a chance to bang a woman he couldn't score in a million years without being an NBA star/famous rapper) into debasing himself for the white man's perverse sexual gratification.\r\n\r\n\r\npeople who've had to struggle just to achieve social mediocrity wouldn't understand.\r\n\r\n\r\nIt's a sick world we live in.\r\n","author":null},{"id":"553b86d36368723033160900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #7B6A\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b76486368721e080e0700#post_553b76486368721e080e0700\r\n\r\nlol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553b87146368721e08322000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So no one is gonna edit my story","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553b87906368723033ae0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b87146368721e08322000#post_553b87146368721e08322000\r\nWhat story?\r\nYou mean, you're BGPony? OK, then....","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553b88916368721475b51d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This\r\n\"How many in your party?\", the bored waitress asked with no inflection in her voice.\r\n\r\n\"2! Wait, no, no! That's not right, uh, 3! Yeah, 3!\", she replied while glancing around nervously. She let out an embarrassed grin, \"Me, this candy wrapper, and this potato!\"\r\n\r\n\"How romantic...\", the waitress mumbled in a sarcastic tone, \"Right this way please.\r\n\r\nThe mare followed the waitress to the back of the crowded restaurant to a booth next to a window.\r\n\r\n\"Here's your menu, n-...\", she was interrupted mid-sentence.\r\n\r\nThe mare whispered and pointed to the rest of her inanimate friends, \"We are gonna need more than just *one* menu\".\r\n\r\n\"Oh, silly me\", the waitress rolled her eyes and grabbed two more menus off an adjacent table and placed them in front of the mare's friends.\r\n\r\n\"Now what can I get you to drink?\" She took out a notepad and pen.\r\n\r\n\"I would like some moonshine\".\r\n\r\n\"Ma'am, we don't sell moonshine here, *sigh* this is a family restaurant\".\r\n\r\n\"Then, I would like a glass of white wine, please\".\r\n\r\nThe mare looked over at her guests, \"What would you two like to drink? Mhm...mhm\", she looked back over at the waitress, \"They would both like water please\".\r\n\r\nThe waitress finished scribbling down the orders and left.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThe mare reached into her sack and got out a small bag of white powder which she placed next to her, then she reached back into her sack and pulled out a small index card. She glanced around making sure no one noticed her and proceeded to pour a small amount of the powder onto the table. She made three neat lines of it. Pressing one nostril shut, she leaned over table and exhaled deeply through her one open nostril, vacuuming up the three lines in a rapid succession. She shuddered and twitched a few times before dusting the remaining powder off of the table and placing the baggy and index card back into her sack. \"D-do I *twitch* got any on my nose\", she asked jerking her head over to the potato, \"...\"\r\n\r\n\"Wha- I do!\", she dusted her nose off, \"better?\"\r\n\r\n\"...\"\r\n\r\n\"Alright, good.\"\r\n\r\n*Clack*, the sound of the wine glass being set on the table startled the mare. She jerked her head back around staring into the waitresses eyes for a few seconds, her nose bleeding, her mouth leaking with drool, and her chest rising and falling rapidly.\r\n\r\n\"Uh, ma'am, are you O.K?\", she said setting the remaining glasses onto the table.\r\n\r\n\"Yes, YES, *chuckles then twitches*, I am 100% A-O.K *twitch*.\"\r\n\r\n\"Whatever, do you need more time to decide?\"\r\n\r\n\"Mhm!\", a very wide grin formed on her face stretching her cheeks, \"Just - a - few - more - MINUTES!\", she replied in staccato. The waitress left the crazed mare.\r\n\r\n\"Food, food, food... What food is th-there?\", she whispered to herself unfolding the menu.\r\n\r\n\"Hay fries, hay shakes, hay salad, why the hay is everything saying hay to me\", she looked in the middle of the menu, \"Oh, this looks good!\", she said under her breath. She turned herself in the booth and raised her hoof, \"Ms. Waitress, yoo-hoo!\", she did not hear the shrieking mare; this made the crazed mare very irate. \"MS. WAITRESS!\". Silence now befallen the restaurant, everypony now stared in her direction. The waitress stomped her way over to the booth.\r\n\r\n\"What the BUCK do you want!\", the waitress said seething.\r\n\r\n\"I'm ready to order...\", the mare whispered, now drenched in sweat. The blood had dried and her mane was a mess; she kept twitching and glancing every which way.\r\n\r\nThe waitress took out her notepad and pen.\r\n\r\n\"I would like the 'eating raw or under-cooked foods may increase your risk of food-borne illness', please!\"\r\n\r\n\"Ma'am *facehoof*, that is not even a food item\".\r\n\r\n\"Really, well buck. I'll just have the *twitch* hay fries\", she replied speaking rapidly.\r\n\r\n\"I-is that a-\", the mare took the green mane of the waitress and tugged her down so that she was nose to nose with her. The waitress shrieked and squirmed about trying to get away from the mare's grasp, but with no avail. She could feel the quick, warm breaths of the mare brush against her face. The mare twitched a few times before staring right into the eyes of the waitress.\r\n\r\n\"Let me go! You motherbuck-\"... The mare turned her head and interlocked her muzzle with the struggling waitress's; the waitress went quiet and became still, closing her eyes. The mare's tongue pushed through the mouth of the waitress's and soft moan escaped her now penetrated mouth. The mare grinded her tongue against her's and then pulled away leaving a string of drool between the two ponies, which the mare had now slurped up. The waitress was frozen in place. She did not know whether to be aroused, scared, embarrassed, or pissed off.\r\n\r\n\"What the buck was that for!\", the waitress yelled throwing her hooves up. Drool dribbled down the mare's neck and she smiled back, \"What!\", her sides went into orbit.\r\n\r\n\"IT'S NOT BUCKING FUNNY!\"\r\n\r\nThe customers were disturbed by what they just had witnessed. Well most, one blue-maned pony from the crowd let out a wolf-whistle and shouted, \"That was bucking awesome!\"\r\n\r\n\"You're just so... hot, that I couldn't, help myself!\", the mare chuckled.\r\n\r\n\"Leave... Now!\", the waitress said with bloodshot eyes. She grabbed a butter knife from the table, \"OR I WILL BUCKING CUT YOU!\", she pressed the blade of the butter knife against the mare's throat.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\"WH-WHAT, YOU WANNA FIGHT, BITCH!\", the mare exclaimed in a sudden change of mood prying the butter knife out of the waitress's hoof and shoving her causing her to stumble backwards. The waitress came to and threw herself at the mare enraged. The mare thrust the butter knife forward with all her might. There was a shrill cry of pain that came from the waitress. She looked downwards. The butter knife was handle deep into her shoulder. Blood was trickling down her arm and down the knife and onto the floor. The waitress fainted from the sight of her injury and collapsed onto the ground.\r\n\r\n","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553b899a6368721e08f22300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"(I was not the anon)","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553b8e786368724c420e5800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #7B6A\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b76486368721e080e0700#post_553b76486368721e080e0700\r\nLet's touch butts.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553b92f66368727b586d3700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b88916368721475b51d00#post_553b88916368721475b51d00\r\nOh, that one.\r\nI'm gonna summarize it before saying anything.\r\n\r\nCrazy pony go to restaurant with inanimate objects, do drugs, becomes a lesbian and molested the waitress before stabbing her.\r\n\r\nHuh, sounds like a politician's love life. Now, I'm gonna be a nice guy and give the waitress and crazy pony a chance.\r\n\r\n----------\r\n\r\nLater, the waitress woke up and found herself somewhere else. She was in a hospital, bandages had covered her shoulder. At first, she was surprised but as the sheer force of her memories suddenly relapsing, she felt calmer. The window was opened, letting light enter the room. \"Argh, dammit! I knew I should have taken that insurance!\"\r\n\r\nThe waitress had enough to live by, but not enough to pay her hospital bills. Distraught over this, she wonders whether she can live with what she has. Or had. Sighed, she looked at her wounded shoulder and was reminded of the weird pony. That pony wad the cause! She had forcefully kissed her and stabbed her! When she finds her, she'll make sure that she pays...\r\n\r\nThe waitress looked at the left side. There was a curtain separating her from the rest of the room. She wondered what was behind it and decided to move it. Behind it was a couch and on it was a sleeping pony. It was the same pony that stabbed her! Before she could release her anger, a doctor with a scruffy beard came in. \"Oh, I see you're awake. How are you feeling?\"\r\n\r\n\"Feeling? I feel _just great_! Getting stabbed sure made me look back of my sad life and see the error of my ways! How do you think I'm feeling?!\"\r\n\r\n\"Come now, don't get all mad and sarcastic at me. You can do that with a psychiatrist. Damn bastards...\"\r\n\r\nThe doctor noticed that the curtain separating the patients had been moved. \"Ah, I see you noticed your friend.\"\r\n\r\n\"Friend? SHE FUCKING STABBED ME! SHE DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL, NOT ON A COMFY COUCH! I SHOULD SUE HER FOR THIS! SHE JUST SINGLE-HOOFEDLY DAMAGED MY LIFE AND EVEN THREATENED IT AND...!\"\r\n\r\nThe doctor stroke his beard. \"Funny you say that. She was the one that brought you here.\"\r\n\r\n\"SHE'S A DANGER TO SOCIETY AND- Wait, what?\" That surprised her. This stranger pony, the one that stabbed her and molested her, was the one that brought her here?\r\n\r\n\"That's right. She carried you all the way here. She was crying her eyes out, literally begging for forgiveness and our help. She even paid your bills and a little extra.\"\r\n\r\n\"B-but, huh...? Why?\"\r\n\r\n\"I guess she really was sorry. She came from a rich family and rumor has it that there had been disharmony between its members. She must be depressed, that's all.\" He then sat next to the sleeping, crazy pony. \"Taking drugs, going to parties, it must be something serious... The drugs was the one influencing her, though. She wasn't that sane at the moment of your injury.\"\r\n\r\nThe waitress was befuddled. The one that stabbed her, was the one that saved her. But still, she wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her! It was still her fault! And yet, she can't help but feel sorry... She too came from a dysfunctional family and knew what it was like to hate your own home. Her family didn't even visit her at the hospital! It's just...\r\n\r\n\"Funny, isn't it?\"\r\n\r\nThe waitress looked at the doctor. \"Huh, what?\"\r\n\r\n\"You know, how life is.\" He caressed his beard. \"Some ponies aren't just what they seemed. Many have problems and do whatever they can to fix it and tumbles all the time. Life is funny that way, isn't it?\"\r\n\r\nThe doctor was right. It's true that she molested her and stabbed her with a butter knife but she did pay the bills and all. She was even the one who visited her, not like her family. \r\n\r\n\"She even gave you a present. You should think about that.\" said the doctor.\r\n\r\nThe doctor left the room, leaving her alone with the maniac. She looked at the pony sleeping on the couch. Beside that couch was a gift basket with a \"Get well!\" card. Funny, how life is, isn't it?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553b9cc66368722e184b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b92f66368727b586d3700#post_553b92f66368727b586d3700\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b88916368721475b51d00#post_553b88916368721475b51d00\r\nOh, that one.\r\nI'm gonna summarize it before saying anything.\r\n\r\nCrazy pony go to restaurant with inanimate objects, do drugs, becomes a lesbian and molested the waitress before stabbing her.\r\n\r\nHuh, sounds like a politician's love life. Now, I'm gonna be a nice guy and give the waitress and crazy pony a chance.\r\n\r\n----------\r\n\r\nLater, the waitress woke up and found herself somewhere else. She was in a hospital, bandages had covered her shoulder. At first, she was surprised but as the sheer force of her memories suddenly relapsing, she felt calmer. The window was opened, letting light enter the room. \"Argh, dammit! I knew I should have taken that insurance!\"\r\n\r\nThe waitress had enough to live by, but not enough to pay her hospital bills. Distraught over this, she wonders whether she can live with what she has. Or had. Sighed, she looked at her wounded shoulder and was reminded of the weird pony. That pony wad the cause! She had forcefully kissed her and stabbed her! When she finds her, she'll make sure that she pays...\r\n\r\nThe waitress looked at the left side. There was a curtain separating her from the rest of the room. She wondered what was behind it and decided to move it. Behind it was a couch and on it was a sleeping pony. It was the same pony that stabbed her! Before she could release her anger, a doctor with a scruffy beard came in. \"Oh, I see you're awake. How are you feeling?\"\r\n\r\n\"Feeling? I feel _just great_! Getting stabbed sure made me look back of my sad life and see the error of my ways! How do you think I'm feeling?!\"\r\n\r\n\"Come now, don't get all mad and sarcastic at me. You can do that with a psychiatrist. Damn bastards...\"\r\n\r\nThe doctor noticed that the curtain separating the patients had been moved. \"Ah, I see you noticed your friend.\"\r\n\r\n\"Friend? SHE FUCKING STABBED ME! SHE DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL, NOT ON A COMFY COUCH! I SHOULD SUE HER FOR THIS! SHE JUST SINGLE-HOOFEDLY DAMAGED MY LIFE AND EVEN THREATENED IT AND...!\"\r\n\r\nThe doctor stroke his beard. \"Funny you say that. She was the one that brought you here.\"\r\n\r\n\"SHE'S A DANGER TO SOCIETY AND- Wait, what?\" That surprised her. This stranger pony, the one that stabbed her and molested her, was the one that brought her here?\r\n\r\n\"That's right. She carried you all the way here. She was crying her eyes out, literally begging for forgiveness and our help. She even paid your bills and a little extra.\"\r\n\r\n\"B-but, huh...? Why?\"\r\n\r\n\"I guess she really was sorry. She came from a rich family and rumor has it that there had been disharmony between its members. She must be depressed, that's all.\" He then sat next to the sleeping, crazy pony. \"Taking drugs, going to parties, it must be something serious... The drugs was the one influencing her, though. She wasn't that sane at the moment of your injury.\"\r\n\r\nThe waitress was befuddled. The one that stabbed her, was the one that saved her. But still, she wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her! It was still her fault! And yet, she can't help but feel sorry... She too came from a dysfunctional family and knew what it was like to hate your own home. Her family didn't even visit her at the hospital! It's just...\r\n\r\n\"Funny, isn't it?\"\r\n\r\nThe waitress looked at the doctor. \"Huh, what?\"\r\n\r\n\"You know, how life is.\" He caressed his beard. \"Some ponies aren't just what they seemed. Many have problems and do whatever they can to fix it and tumbles all the time. Life is funny that way, isn't it?\"\r\n\r\nThe doctor was right. It's true that she molested her and stabbed her with a butter knife but she did pay the bills and all. She was even the one who visited her, not like her family. \r\n\r\n\"She even gave you a present. You should think about that.\" said the doctor.\r\n\r\nThe doctor left the room, leaving her alone with the maniac. She looked at the pony sleeping on the couch. Beside that couch was a gift basket with a \"Get well!\" card. Funny, how life is, isn't it?[/bq]\r\n\r\nThis is amazing","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553b9fc06368725e54720500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b9cc66368722e184b0b00#post_553b9cc66368722e184b0b00\r\n!http://www.mosta2bal.com/vb/imgcache/3/23016wall.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553ba5936368721e5b440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why does my boyfriend have to be ridiculously hot whenever he's in a play? \r\n\r\n[spoiler]Especially when he's so oblivious to other girls noticing how ridiculously hot he is? I think we should start making people carry licenses for open shirt collars and pelvic thrusts.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}