time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5671.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553cfcf76368720280fd1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alternate universe Squiggy.\r\n[spoiler]\"Attracted to men? No way! All gay and bisexuals are just degenerates anyway. I would never watch porn! Anime is for heathens and sinners! Video Games are evil!\"[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nTerrifying...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553cfd2d636872620e290d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"AU squiggy and his bae:\r\n[spoiler]!stockfresh.com/files/l/lunamarina/m/44/316706_stock-photo-couple-hug-on-the-blue-beach.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nAww they look so... \r\n\r\nListless ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553cfd4f63687263cb600200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Me in an alternate universe: you guys are not faggots and look at all the fucks I DO give!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553cfd5463687261ff710e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfd2d636872620e290d00#post_553cfd2d636872620e290d00\r\nAnd boring...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553cfd9863687261ffaa0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfd4f63687263cb600200#post_553cfd4f63687263cb600200\r\nWHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE REALITY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553cfe176368725a7f630300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Trash in and Alternate Universe. \r\n\r\n\"Eww cute things\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553cfe436368720280431600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear to god the I know for a fact the Alternate universe version of me is a giant piece of shit. \r\n\r\nI just know it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553cfef36368722934560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfe436368720280431600#post_553cfe436368720280431600\r\nI wanna find the alternate universe where I rule the world with an iron fist and then I will kill AU me and take his place. And then I will have aaaaaaaaall the butts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553cff426368725a7f6b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfef36368722934560100#post_553cfef36368722934560100\r\nAnd than you also find out in this universe I am the peoples hero! And I must stop your evil from reigning! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553cffa36368722934f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, just thought of HJSDGCE in a depressing and dark future.\r\n!http://www.artcopyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/patdollard.com-muslim-protests.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOh my god, I just scared myself.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553cffb96368720280e71700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"15 points for this abomination !http://orig03.deviantart.net/0e2d/f/2015/116/c/5/untitled_drawing_by_scourgexwarriorcats-d8r4hk4.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553cffe763687261ff0b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfe176368725a7f630300#post_553cfe176368725a7f630300\r\nFor some reason I feel like AU trash boat would be a massive edgelord\r\n\r\nWait\r\n\r\n_i think donte is AU trashboat_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d0033636872502ef20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfef36368722934560100#post_553cfef36368722934560100\r\nI'd probably buttslave no. 3","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d00886368722934720200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cffb96368720280e71700#post_553cffb96368720280e71700\r\nDone one desired compensation for this??","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d008d636872620e861000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cffb96368720280e71700#post_553cffb96368720280e71700\r\nSomeone Buy him and make commission of it with FANTASTIC looking Porn!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cffe763687261ff0b1100#post_553cffe763687261ff0b1100\r\n*OH GOD NO*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d00f3636872502e860a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cff426368725a7f6b0400#post_553cff426368725a7f6b0400\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfef36368722934560100#post_553cfef36368722934560100\r\nAnd than you also find out in this universe I am the peoples hero! And I must stop your evil from reigning! [/bq]\r\nBut I would be a kind benevolent ruler.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d01ba636872502e460b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d00f3636872502e860a00#post_553d00f3636872502e860a00\r\nThan who would be the asshole? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d0218636872502e930b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d01ba636872502e460b00#post_553d01ba636872502e460b00\r\nAnyone who dare oppose my rule!\r\nMwahahahahahahahahahaha!\r\n\r\nWait did I say that out loud?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d02206368721966180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d008d636872620e861000#post_553d008d636872620e861000\r\n\r\nIf I had the skill of da vinci, I'd buy all the adoptables I see and do an orgy pic and sell it","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553d02a663687261fff41300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d0218636872502e930b00#post_553d0218636872502e930b00\r\n*Unsheaths his Katana*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d02206368721966180100#post_553d02206368721966180100\r\nIf I had money I'd go on DA, find the most ridiculous/Strange looking adoptable I'd find and just commission people to draw it in the most badass and most sexy art IMAGINABLE","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d03db63687219662b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d02a663687261fff41300#post_553d02a663687261fff41300\r\n\r\nDo it","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553d03f46368725a7f8c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bet AU Nicolas cage would be an incredibly mediocre actor who somehow managed to deliver tons of outstanding performances \r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d02206368721966180100#post_553d02206368721966180100\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d02a663687261fff41300#post_553d02a663687261fff41300\r\nMad geniuses the both of you","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d042e636872502e850d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would love to see nick cage act in mlp","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553d048f63687261fff11500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d03f46368725a7f8c0800#post_553d03f46368725a7f8c0800\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d042e636872502e850d00#post_553d042e636872502e850d00\r\nTimes like these ya wish ya had the dollah! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d052f6368726e43f50700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am a broke ass n****\r\n\r\n[spoiler]She pushed her teeth, bottom and top, into the flesh, all the way up to her gums and a loud, muffled moan left her maw. The sweet, crimson fluid escaped, fleeing drop by drop,  from the hard member, into the mouth and onto the face of the ravenous mare.\r\nAfter a few moments of consuming this spongy, but stiff 'thing' she whispered, \"So... Juicy\". She let out an even louder moan than before and clenched her ass tight as she climaxed. Shaking and legs feeling weak from the intense orgasm, the mare removed her hoof from her throbbing, pulsating, and slick marehood leaving a thin string of clear, lukewarm fluid between her hoof and pussy; some of it dripping in long strings onto the floor making a small clear puddle. She tossed the pit of the plum into the trash and proceeded to lick her hooves clean... She wasn't done, yet...\r\nShe sat herself in front of the small pool of cum then lowered her head until her muzzle was just a centimetre from the puddle... The now cool, sweet, and somewhat salty liquid had come into contact with her tongue... \"Mmph\" was all she could say before lapping up the juice. Each lap caused her pussy to contract. Each time more intense than the last. The pulsing was so intense that she could feel the tickling sensation throughout her flank and thighs. She raised her head then positioned herself so that her marehood was now in the puddle of cum. The coldness of it caused the mare to flinch a bit. She began to grind her marehood in the fluid. It was as if she was riding a stallion's pre-cum, covered cock. Smooth, wet, and hard. Every time she made a complete circle whilst grinding, a moan passed her slightly opened mouth.\r\n\"Mmm... Yes,\" she whispered to herself grinding in circles faster and faster... \r\n*Knock, knock*, \"You there, Astral?\"[/spoiler]","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}