time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/574.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3bd4d636872298a070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bc5c6368722a211e0200#post_53a3bc5c6368722a211e0200\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bbe56368722a934a0100#post_53a3bbe56368722a934a0100\r\nBut I'm completely heterosexual.[/bq]\r\nSucks to be you.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3be2d6368722b36260300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bd4d636872298a070200#post_53a3bd4d636872298a070200\r\nThere is a friend (who I barely see) who has two sisters. The only problem is that my family would go mad with rage if they ever found out, since I am under the age of consent (16).","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3be7f6368722af7870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bd4d636872298a070200#post_53a3bd4d636872298a070200\r\n\r\n\r\nif the guys he talks about are like the guys in my school, it will probably stop you.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3bf70636872298ad50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3be2d6368722b36260300#post_53a3be2d6368722b36260300\r\nDo you any sheep around there?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a3bf946368722ab3770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bf70636872298ad50200#post_53a3bf70636872298ad50200\r\nThe only animals I want to fuck are horses. Sapient horses.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3bffd63687229ed050400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A question for the entire thread, what would you do with \"fuck you\" money?\r\n\r\nBy this I mean the kind of money where you can afford to tell everyone with any ideas about how it should be spent or saved to fuck right off, and I'm not interested in the \"moral\" answers. We'd all probably dump a lot of that money on charity or people we care about, I want to know what you'd use that money on for you.\r\n\r\nMe? I'd go on a cross country food tour. I want to try the regional diner and street food of every single state. I want brisket in Texas, pizza in New York, french dips in Chicago and so on.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3c00463687229416d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bf946368722ab3770300#post_53a3bf946368722ab3770300\r\nAbduct your friend's sisters and transplant their brains inside some horses.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a3c0076368722a02900300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3be2d6368722b36260300#post_53a3be2d6368722b36260300\r\nWait; they're over 18? huh?  Who?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3c09363687229418c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\n\r\n\r\nbuy every game off of steam.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3c10d63687229aaaf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c0076368722a02900300#post_53a3c0076368722a02900300\r\nThey're a year older than me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3c1596368722ae2190400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c10d63687229aaaf0300#post_53a3c10d63687229aaaf0300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c0076368722a02900300#post_53a3c0076368722a02900300\r\nThey're a year older than me.[/bq]\r\nAhh; isn't that within the age of alloted difference of age?\r\n\r\nAlso are they female or male?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3c1ac63687229aa170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c1596368722ae2190400#post_53a3c1596368722ae2190400\r\nThey're his sisters. Of course they're female.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3c1e06368722bb0890300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c1ac63687229aa170400#post_53a3c1ac63687229aa170400\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c1596368722ae2190400#post_53a3c1596368722ae2190400\r\nThey're his sisters. Of course they're female.[/bq]\r\nOh derp; misunderstood.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3c35f636872296b0a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"LoL; Wisconsin's governor got big time busted in a illegal national scheme.   Someone's going to jail.\r\n\r\nThat answers how he got elected though; he broke the law to get elected.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3c4336368722bb0bf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c35f636872296b0a0500#post_53a3c35f636872296b0a0500\r\nOh, something about what is happening in the Middle East right now. Apparently, the leader of ISIS, who is described to be one of the most powerful and ruthless terrorists out there, got kicked out of al-Qaida a few years back, because he was *too violent*. Now, if even al-Qaida thinks a person is too violent and extreme, that tells you alot.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3cb6a6368724e0d9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\nIf we're not putting a limit on just how much money we're talking here, I'd probably build a mobile real-life aperture science facility (just rooms of manufacturing at the highest capacity instead of test chambers or whathaveyou) and dominate the world through manufacturing means to manipulate matter itself.  Invent means to become a demigod-like person if you will, because \"fuck you\".\r\n\r\nOf course, if money _is_ limited in this situation, I'd probably use whatever boatloads I'd have to make rockin' awesome cartoons with actual sense and intelligence to them.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3cb8e63687250c04e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"YOUNG NIGGA - I Just Bought a Bugatti (I'm Happy)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKralilKSxM \r\n\r\n\"We changin' ya muthuhfuckin' address, nigga\r\n‘Cause we ain’t playin’ no mo', nigga\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3ccb46368724e79250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]A question for the entire thread, what would you do with \"fuck you\" money?\r\n\r\nBy this I mean the kind of money where you can afford to tell everyone with any ideas about how it should be spent or saved to fuck right off, and I'm not interested in the \"moral\" answers. We'd all probably dump a lot of that money on charity or people we care about, I want to know what you'd use that money on for you.\r\n\r\nMe? I'd go on a cross country food tour. I want to try the regional diner and street food of every single state. I want brisket in Texas, pizza in New York, french dips in Chicago and so on.[/bq]\r\nBuy heaven.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3cd046368724e795d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]A question for the entire thread, what would you do with \"fuck you\" money?\r\n\r\nBy this I mean the kind of money where you can afford to tell everyone with any ideas about how it should be spent or saved to fuck right off, and I'm not interested in the \"moral\" answers. We'd all probably dump a lot of that money on charity or people we care about, I want to know what you'd use that money on for you.[/bq]\r\nI'd start a movie studio!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3cd4c636872503eb30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ccb46368724e79250200#post_53a3ccb46368724e79250200\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]A question for the entire thread, what would you do with \"fuck you\" money?\r\n\r\nBy this I mean the kind of money where you can afford to tell everyone with any ideas about how it should be spent or saved to fuck right off, and I'm not interested in the \"moral\" answers. We'd all probably dump a lot of that money on charity or people we care about, I want to know what you'd use that money on for you.\r\n\r\nMe? I'd go on a cross country food tour. I want to try the regional diner and street food of every single state. I want brisket in Texas, pizza in New York, french dips in Chicago and so on.[/bq]\r\nBuy heaven.[/bq]\r\nCookie Clicker","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3cd5f6368724ecc590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3cd046368724e795d0200#post_53a3cd046368724e795d0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]A question for the entire thread, what would you do with \"fuck you\" money?\r\n\r\nBy this I mean the kind of money where you can afford to tell everyone with any ideas about how it should be spent or saved to fuck right off, and I'm not interested in the \"moral\" answers. We'd all probably dump a lot of that money on charity or people we care about, I want to know what you'd use that money on for you.[/bq]\r\nI'd start a movie studio![/bq]\r\nBuy Squiggy's movie studio.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3cdea6368724e79e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3cd5f6368724ecc590200#post_53a3cd5f6368724ecc590200\r\nAwwww but I was gonna make the Deadpool movie...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3cf916368724ff75a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3cdea6368724e79e00200#post_53a3cdea6368724e79e00200\r\nBut I wanna make half-life and half-life 2 into movie format and make half-life 3 the movie.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3cfd76368724dfe570400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3cf916368724ff75a0300#post_53a3cf916368724ff75a0300\r\nVideo game movies adaptation never work though!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3cfed6368724eccf00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cfile222.uf.daum.net/image/1815413F4FFD1F0804900D!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}