time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5753.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55414f54636872039c5b1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414ef463687209d4201600#post_55414ef463687209d4201600\r\nDamn.\r\nSorry to hear that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55414f686368722a43d41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"HEY KIDS YOU WANT TO SEE A HAND _ALMOST_ CUT OFF?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtavpVJXeEU","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55414f736368720b56071500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414ef463687209d4201600#post_55414ef463687209d4201600\r\nYoutube really fucking hates Touhou for some reason.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55414f896368720a63581600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414f686368722a43d41200#post_55414f686368722a43d41200\r\nHAHAHA NO!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55414f986368722a43111300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414ed8636872039c811700#post_55414ed8636872039c811700\r\nWhen I talk about Imsomnia I am talking about !http://images.rapgenius.com/349cf0adbd727d2a0503ce872330b2e2.1000x667x1.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55414fae6368720b564b1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414f986368722a43111300#post_55414f986368722a43111300\r\nMy advice is still sound.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55414fd163687209d48e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414f736368720b56071500#post_55414f736368720b56071500\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414ef463687209d4201600#post_55414ef463687209d4201600\r\nYoutube really fucking hates Touhou for some reason.[/bq]\r\nTheir hate boner for Touhou is bigger than my hate boner for Gilgamesh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554150366368720bdab70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414f686368722a43d41200#post_55414f686368722a43d41200\r\nI was fine until I saw bone\r\n\r\nThen Nope happened","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554150376368722a43f31300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414f686368722a43d41200#post_55414f686368722a43d41200\r\nWhy would you do that to me.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5541528e6368720b560a1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55414fd163687209d48e1700#post_55414fd163687209d48e1700\r\nTalk about inferiority issues.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"554152e86368722a43131800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554150366368720bdab70500#post_554150366368720bdab70500\r\n_I watched the whole thing._\r\nHelp.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5541534f63687209d47d1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554152e86368722a43131800#post_554152e86368722a43131800\r\nWanna watch a museum crew harvest pelts and organs from a dead wolf","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5541538b6368722d75c00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My hands are super cold for some reason...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554153e06368720bdacb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541534f63687209d47d1d00#post_5541534f63687209d47d1d00\r\nUm.\r\nI dunno.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554154356368722a430e1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i.imgur.com/5gOoCp1.jpg!\r\nBATTLE OF GODS LIVE ACTION GO\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541538b6368722d75c00400#post_5541538b6368722d75c00400\r\nJust put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554154646368723b0fb10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just learned that C Students got cancelled.\r\nDamn.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554154b7636872357fd40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554154646368723b0fb10000#post_554154646368723b0fb10000\r\nCancelled?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554155116368722a43831b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554153e06368720bdacb0a00#post_554153e06368720bdacb0a00\r\n\"Here's part 1\":http://youtu.be/3thqaEec64g if you're interested in something half kinda educational, half really disgusting and half weirdly engrossing. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554156d2636872039cb02400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554150366368720bdab70500#post_554150366368720bdab70500\r\nYeah, I had the same reaction.\r\n\"Just looks like a really deep flesh wound-OH MY SHIT\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5541574b636872039c6e2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554155116368722a43831b00#post_554155116368722a43831b00\r\nStop trying to kill my sanity.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554158666368724cebaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554156d2636872039cb02400#post_554156d2636872039cb02400\r\nI've seen some really deep wounds too and I was fine. But a little bit of bone makes me cringe like crazy. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541574b636872039c6e2500#post_5541574b636872039c6e2500\r\nNo","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5541591f6368726bf67e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554158666368724cebaf0000#post_554158666368724cebaf0000\r\nIt's weird like that.\r\nOn the internet, you can see some really horrifying things but it's little tiny things like that that can make someone sqirm.\r\n\r\nA little like [spoiler]PUTTING A TOOTHPICK UNDERNEATH YOUR TOENAIL THEN KICKING A WALL THINK ABOUT IT AND FEEL IT[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5541595a6368723625030300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541591f6368726bf67e0000#post_5541591f6368726bf67e0000\r\nNO\r\n\r\n\r\n*NO*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554159de636872355de60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541591f6368726bf67e0000#post_5541591f6368726bf67e0000\r\n_*YOU STOP THAT!*_\r\nYOU'RE REMINDING ME OF THE TIME THAT I STEPPED ON A PIECE OF GLASS!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55415b18636872039cfa2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541595a6368723625030300#post_5541595a6368723625030300\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554159de636872355de60300#post_554159de636872355de60300\r\nOr perhaps [spoiler]GETTING A PAPERCUT IN THE AREA BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nEdit: Ow, seriously?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}