time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/576.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3dad76368722725d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d9f3636872265d190200#post_53a3d9f3636872265d190200\r\nWell I'm a big believer in the gospel of \"casual sex\".\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3da0d63687225ce710100#post_53a3da0d63687225ce710100\r\nAnd that is a goddamn travesty.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3dc21636872268baf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3dad76368722725d70100#post_53a3dad76368722725d70100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3da0d63687225ce710100#post_53a3da0d63687225ce710100\r\nAnd that is a goddamn travesty.[/bq]\r\nWhen the slender man movie comes out that's going to scare the utter living piss out of people cause all the \"scary\" movies the past decade have only been gore flicks.  I so can't wait to go to that film just to see how many people legitimately get terrified.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3dc5c6368722710a70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3dc21636872268baf0200#post_53a3dc21636872268baf0200\r\nWait Slendy's getting a movie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3dc9f6368722725840200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3dc5c6368722710a70200#post_53a3dc5c6368722710a70200\r\nYeah; it started production last year.  I'm not sure when it's coming out though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3ddd2636872262a060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3dc9f6368722725840200#post_53a3dc9f6368722725840200\r\nThis will either be the greatest or the worst...\r\nBut either way it'll be something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3dfcd63687227757c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ddd2636872262a060400#post_53a3ddd2636872262a060400\r\nMy money is on good; considering it's a big budget movie and that it doesn't need any cgi or anything of the sort chances are all of the budget is going to go towards the actual movie.  You would need to intentionally try to fuck up to fuck up in this occasion.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3e04b63687225ce8c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Thinking of boners gave me a boner.\r\nHuh.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a3e06f6368722710df0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e04b63687225ce8c0400#post_53a3e04b63687225ce8c0400\r\nLooks like someone's not straight :V","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3e16463687226afb10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3da4e6368722672000200#post_53a3da4e6368722672000200\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d9f3636872265d190200#post_53a3d9f3636872265d190200\r\nnot technically.\r\ni mean people who hire prostitutes...[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3dad76368722725d70100#post_53a3dad76368722725d70100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d9f3636872265d190200#post_53a3d9f3636872265d190200\r\nWell I'm a big believer in the gospel of \"casual sex\".\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nWell... I guess that's _kind of_ true.  But I guess I'd still consider both of those actions to have at least a liiittle bit of romance in them as both are consensual actions, no matter the intentions or desires of either party.  If one were to have _nonconsensual_ sex with someone who happened to be a prostitute or gave the _appearance_ of liking it while still not having actually accepted the other person to be using them in that way, it'd still be rape, no two ways about it.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3e41b6368720d3e0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e04b63687225ce8c0400#post_53a3e04b63687225ce8c0400\r\nAnd thaaaaat's where it starts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3e4536368720e54130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bring your daily dose of traps:\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/6852294c7a8093fe990262b6c17db40a/tumblr_n0vnpjZ72p1sabh60o1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6f3a363c6f17b7cfd862238b27625325/tumblr_mxqpi6pViz1sabh60o1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/b2de40e13877a7d4609e2aeed123dfd1/tumblr_n042c5R6yv1sabh60o1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/beab62450d9739496a79726d369c42bb/tumblr_mrqps0gUpZ1sabh60o1_1280.jpg!\r\nSpoiler swimsuit:\r\n[spoiler]\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/adb472d0b50c0105b6815852275c397b/tumblr_n1pdsyVnN21sabh60o1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/e321d9b4216934468cc34c1d5ddc4b55/tumblr_n1z34qOPeJ1sabh60o1_500.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3e4836368720e683e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e4536368720e54130000#post_53a3e4536368720e54130000\r\n\r\n\r\n>no bulge\r\n\r\nyeah you fooled me there for a second.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3e4e06368720db94e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e4836368720e683e0000#post_53a3e4836368720e683e0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e4536368720e54130000#post_53a3e4536368720e54130000\r\n\r\n\r\n>no bulge\r\n\r\nyeah you fooled me there for a second.[/bq]\r\nNo; they're all guys.  I've seen the other pictures.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3e5256368720cf7700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e4e06368720db94e0000#post_53a3e4e06368720db94e0000\r\n\r\ni swear to god i see a line in the swuimsuit of the last picture.\r\n\r\nmy god, asians are master infiltrators.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3e5ef6368720d71870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e4536368720e54130000#post_53a3e4536368720e54130000\r\nThat Sakuya cosplayer is cute.\r\n\r\nI keep watching the Bayonetta 2 E3 trailer and my dick just keeps getting harder...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3e64c6368720d81f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/176/1c6.jpg!\r\n\r\nHow it feels to chew 5 Gum","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3e6806368720d300a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3e64c6368720d81f20000#post_53a3e64c6368720d81f20000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/176/1c6.jpg!\r\n\r\nHow it feels to chew 5 Gum[/bq]\r\nOkay. That's fuckin' funny.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3ea286368720d71450200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/basic_day131.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a3eb016368720d22eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ea286368720d71450200#post_53a3ea286368720d71450200\r\n_SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK_","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3ebd76368720dfee40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Imagine the greatest crossover ever!\r\nWhatever that may be.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a3ec116368720d22850200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ebd76368720dfee40200#post_53a3ebd76368720dfee40200\r\nBayonetta X Devil May Cry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3eccf6368720dfe720300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ebd76368720dfee40200#post_53a3ebd76368720dfee40200\r\nGiant robo the animation X G Gundam X Tetsujin 28 (2004) X Shin Mazinger","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a3ecd26368720d3e3c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ebd76368720dfee40200#post_53a3ebd76368720dfee40200\r\nOkay, I'm imagining it.\r\n...Now what?","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3ece86368720cdae70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know how people constantly talk about what they would do if they had super powers?  Like how if they had super speed or so forth or coming up ways to make money off it?\r\n\r\nI just thought of the best abuse for mind control; become the boogey man.  Just like if someone's a bad person or such just give them night terrors and drive them up the walls thinking they're losing their mind.\r\n\r\nLike give people like Assad and Kim Jong-Un constant night terrors to the point they're constantly screaming in their sleep and have a vision of a little girl playing with a doll in their sleep singing children's songs and have it consistent so at first everyone thinks it's just that they're losing their minds, but then everyone starts getting terrified when they realize all of them are having the same night terrors.\r\n\r\n\"In other news Putin has been put in the hospital after he was screaming in his sleep about a little girl singing twinkle twinkle little star.  In other related news Kim Jong-Un was also put in the hospital screaming about a similar nightmare with a little girl singing ashes to ashes.  In other news all of ISIS according to reports is having night terrors containing a little girl singing other notable children's songs\"\r\n\r\n\r\nNot really do anything physical to them or make them do anything; rather make them think they've gone insane and paranoid.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3ed136368720d3e5a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ebd76368720dfee40200#post_53a3ebd76368720dfee40200\r\n\r\nOFWGKTA X mlp ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}