time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5762.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5541946263687219fc040600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chirin_no_suzu_2758.jpg!\r\nI think I'm going to watch the depressing sheep movie.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541946c6368725d1cca0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194236368725d1c800300#post_554194236368725d1c800300\r\nSpiders are cooler.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554194da63687277d5a61700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541922863687277d5331300#post_5541922863687277d5331300\r\n[spoiler]Yeah but they're rapists.[/spoiler]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554194e76368727618b21d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Birds, Felines, Canines and Snakes Master Race\r\n\r\n~Not just because it's in my last name~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554194e9636872730f5c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554193ad6368720a472d0100#post_554193ad6368720a472d0100\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554192f76368720a478c0000#post_554192f76368720a478c0000\r\n\r\nYes... You...\r\n\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dLuzMDkhYek/maxresdefault.jpg![/bq]\r\n\"[Muffled sound of Cheeki-breeki in background]\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2egrdAVYs\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/685/117/dfe.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554194ee63687277d5cd1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541946c6368725d1cca0300#post_5541946c6368725d1cca0300\r\nDON'T YOU _FUCKING_ START.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554194f86368721b26250c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541922863687277d5331300#post_5541922863687277d5331300\r\nI hear dolphins treat non-mammals poorly though","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5541953863687277d5451800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194f86368721b26250c00#post_554194f86368721b26250c00\r\nDolphins rape each other and try to sex humans.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5541953a636872730fb80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194e9636872730f5c0300#post_554194e9636872730f5c0300\r\nIs that that Stalker game?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5541954c6368725d1cea0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194ee63687277d5cd1700#post_554194ee63687277d5cd1700\r\nI can't help it...\r\nI like spiders...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5541957a6368727618991e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194f86368721b26250c00#post_554194f86368721b26250c00\r\nDolphins are the fucking worst. Biologically mammals, morally fish to quote Penn and Teller.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"554195a463687219fcbb0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194e9636872730f5c0300#post_554194e9636872730f5c0300\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554193ad6368720a472d0100#post_554193ad6368720a472d0100\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554192f76368720a478c0000#post_554192f76368720a478c0000\r\n\r\nYes... You...\r\n\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dLuzMDkhYek/maxresdefault.jpg![/bq]\r\n\"[Muffled sound of Cheeki-breeki in background]\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2egrdAVYs\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/685/117/dfe.gif![/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nUC9!!!!!!\r\n\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130419103838/spongebob/images/d/d3/Imagesddd.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554195b26368721b26250d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541953a636872730fb80300#post_5541953a636872730fb80300\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194e9636872730f5c0300#post_554194e9636872730f5c0300\r\nIs that that Stalker game?[/bq]\r\nда\r\n(dah)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554195bd63687277d5041900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541957a6368727618991e00#post_5541957a6368727618991e00\r\nBut if I am a mammal I should proloferate their presence in the ocean.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554196886368725d1c870600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554195bd63687277d5041900#post_554195bd63687277d5041900\r\nWhy? Its not as if we as a species observe any particular sanctity to mammalhood. We happily kill, eat or subjugate most other mammals.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5541969e6368721e8c340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541946c6368725d1cca0300#post_5541946c6368725d1cca0300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194236368725d1c800300#post_554194236368725d1c800300\r\nSpiders are cooler.[/bq]\r\nSpiders are ugly, fears us and bite us.\r\nDolphins don't do that to us!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541953863687277d5451800#post_5541953863687277d5451800\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554194f86368721b26250c00#post_554194f86368721b26250c00\r\nDolphins rape each other and *try to sex humans.*[/bq]\r\nCitation needed\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554197796368722ae5960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554195b26368721b26250d00#post_554195b26368721b26250d00\r\nIs it good?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55419780636872730fb70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541969e6368721e8c340000#post_5541969e6368721e8c340000\r\n\"huffington post\":http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148.html\r\n\r\nDolphins along with Iquanas are of the few species that try to initiate sexual intercourse with humans.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55419789636872457f0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541969e6368721e8c340000#post_5541969e6368721e8c340000\r\nSpiders aren't ugly! Yes they look different but that difference isn't something ti be shunned. As for the biting only a handful of spider species can kill with a single bite. And they only do that if they have no other option. I've said it before and I'll say it again. A spider won't waste venom on something it can't eat.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5541981b636872457f770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I've been playing Battleship and G.I. Joe for the last week, I know where you live.\"\r\nHoly shit, I dunno who this man is, but he's fuckin' hilarious.\r\nEDIT: You gotta read it in a smooth black voice to get the best effect.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5541984f636872457f900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"..I like Dolphins..\r\nAnd Orcas \r\nAnd -pink- whales ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"5541988a63687224ccd90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But I think we can all agree, ducks are the worst.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554198ac63687220faa70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554197796368722ae5960000#post_554197796368722ae5960000\r\nIt's as realistic to actual combat in games without also causing the game to be bad.  The weapon modifications don't do ridiculous things like make the bullet shoot faster or such, but are for reduced recoil and most of the mods are for non-standard firearms.\r\n\r\nThe most unrealistic things in it are the medkits, anti-radiation medicine and the anomalies.\r\n\r\n\r\n. . . Simply put: you're going to die a lot in the games even on easy mode cause if you get shot with a higher caliber bullet even if your armor can withstand the impact it's going to take a huge chunk off your health.  It's totally possible to die in one shot if you take a shotgun to the face cause you ran up to enemies like a dumbass.  Enemies will actually try to flank you and will take cover and most of the time will throw a grenade into a corridor before entering it.  If you're waiting for enemies to run into a corridor so you can machine gun sandwich them then chances are instead they will have gone the other way and blow your head off from behind cause rather than entering the hallway they walked to back entrance and flanked you.\r\n\r\n\r\nShort version: it's the anti-call of duty and it's a game for masochists.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55419909636872730fff0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554198ac63687220faa70200#post_554198ac63687220faa70200\r\nI need this game.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554199256368722ae5fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55419780636872730fb70600#post_55419780636872730fb70600\r\n...Why the most rarest shit must happen in Australia?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55419789636872457f0b0000#post_55419789636872457f0b0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541969e6368721e8c340000#post_5541969e6368721e8c340000\r\nSpiders aren't ugly! Yes they look different but that difference isn't something ti be shunned. As for the biting only a handful of spider species can kill with a single bite. And they only do that if they have no other option. I've said it before and I'll say it again. A spider won't waste venom on something it can't eat.[/bq]\r\nEgh\r\nNow I know why australians hate you and banned you from their country.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}