time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/584.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a4f5f563687269e3ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f5a06368726b89630000#post_53a4f5a06368726b89630000\r\n\r\nThey give capacitation, and you seem to have a good head between your shoulders. If you really need and most importantly, _want_ the money, the knowledge will come on it's own","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a4f62c6368726c24800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Will Nazis EVER stop being the goto bad guys?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4f6756368726c11c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f5f563687269e3ba0000#post_53a4f5f563687269e3ba0000\r\nOK, I'll think about it.\r\n!http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/154134_579563345391656_1962605167_n.jpg!\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4f69c6368726bb1e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f62c6368726c24800000#post_53a4f62c6368726c24800000\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4f6c563687269355f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f69c6368726bb1e10000#post_53a4f69c6368726bb1e10000\r\nbut it's getting silly.\r\n\r\nWhy can't we have Lysenkoist bad guys like The Master?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4f71b6368726c04dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f6c563687269355f0000#post_53a4f6c563687269355f0000\r\nBecause it's not as fun.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4f73e63687269f5d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f71b6368726c04dd0000#post_53a4f71b6368726c04dd0000\r\nLysenkoism is more insidiously evil","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4f7436368726b0cbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f71b6368726c04dd0000#post_53a4f71b6368726c04dd0000\r\nLysenkoism is more insidiously evil","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4f74f6368726c24c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f73e63687269f5d50000#post_53a4f73e63687269f5d50000\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f7436368726b0cbc0000#post_53a4f7436368726b0cbc0000\r\noh marvelous","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4f7606368726b89f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f6756368726c11c70000#post_53a4f6756368726c11c70000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f5f563687269e3ba0000#post_53a4f5f563687269e3ba0000\r\nOK, I'll think about it.\r\n!http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/154134_579563345391656_1962605167_n.jpg!\r\n[/bq]\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_B5UrI7nAI","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a4f83063687269a9360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f7606368726b89f50000#post_53a4f7606368726b89f50000\r\nHow is that video relevant?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4f89d63687269f51a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f83063687269a9360100#post_53a4f83063687269a9360100\r\nCause he's all by himself and I just remembered the funny misheard lyrics video.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a4f8f86368726adc350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqXlqaJCQAEx5eI.jpg!\r\nFirst animatronic picture from _Jurassic World_.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4f9226368726c11900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't wait to play \"Envy Catwalk\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufN0UPA8TZ0 in Project Diva F 2nd","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4fa596368726b0ccc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So far, here is what we know about the plot of _Jurassic World_.\r\n- It's about a new park built on the original island.\r\n- It will have a hybrid dinosaur containing rex, raptor, snake and cuttlefish DNA.\r\n- It will have tamed dinosaurs fighting against the \"evil\" hybrid dinosaur.\r\n- Another guy will sabotage the park.\r\n- It will have mosasaurs and a lagoon.\r\n- There may be another _Tyrannosaurus_ vs. _Spinosaurus_ scene.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4fac76368726a4e9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4f9226368726c11900100#post_53a4f9226368726c11900100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I can't wait to play \"Envy Catwalk\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufN0UPA8TZ0 in Project Diva F 2nd[/bq]\r\nAnybody else ever sit down and think how weird things have changed the past fourteen years culturally?  Fourteen years ago people were talking about the latest mtv music video and now people talk about their latest internet music star and so forth. (I know vocaloids are programs; I'm just making a point)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a4fb046368726935950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4fac76368726a4e9b0100#post_53a4fac76368726a4e9b0100\r\nyep, things sure are different.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4fb4e6368726b0c250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4fac76368726a4e9b0100#post_53a4fac76368726a4e9b0100\r\nThat's not exactly a bad thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4fe956368726b4fda0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is anyone here excited for _Jurassic World_?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4ff0063687269a9d90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4fe956368726b4fda0300#post_53a4fe956368726b4fda0300\r\nI'm not!\r\nGuardians of the Galaxy all they way mufuggah!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4ff546368726b4fb30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dear Diary:\r\nI'm starting to realize that your average linux user is book smart, but fucking stupid street smart wise.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this summarized:\r\n\"Hey I'm trying to compile this program to play league, but it's not wanting to work.  As far as I can tell there's no errors or nothing; anyone have a similar problem?\"\r\n\"Well did you follow the steps in the instruction?\"\r\n\"Yes I followed them\"\r\n\"Did you turn your computer on and off?\"\r\n\" - _ - . . seriously?  I'm just trying to find if anyone else has ever encountered a similar problem and you're asking me if I turned my computer on and off for a compiling error?\"\r\n\"Well if you're going to use linux maybe you should go to college and learn this before you attempt to use linux master race\"\r\n\"Are you fucking stupid?  I know how to do this and I am in college right now for programming classes and going to be taking programming for the next year and a half\"\r\n\"Well maybe you should wait until you graduate to use linux\"\r\n\"Fucking idiot\"\r\n\"You're the one that can't get such a easy program to work\"\r\n\"[insert techno mumbo jumbo here] Okay let's see you try it\"\r\n\"Oh that's easy; [tries it] . . . uhm . . . well you see . . maybe you should google it?\"\r\n\"You have no idea what's wrong do you?\"\r\n\". . . Err; it could be something to do with your graphic's card?\"\r\n\"Fucking retard\"\r\n\r\nMoral of the story:\r\nIf you constantly go on claiming you know everything then you're going to look like a fucking idiot whenever someone has a question you don't know the answer to.  Like how today I argued with someone in class about the book being wrong about their conversions for a math equation; the book said to use percentage format, but the equation only worked in decimal format and I got blown off instead of addressed.\r\n\r\nI'm starting to think programming isn't anywhere nearly as hard as people say it is; rather it seems as though a lot of programmers are extremely egotistical and thus refuse to answer questions.  I'm going through fourty pages a day of C++ and I'm making them look like chumps for going so fricking rude to the people that haven't taken programming before.\r\n\r\nMoral of the story:\r\nDon't be egotistical claiming that you're a certified expert on everything otherwise someone's going to come in like a wrecking ball and make you look like a chump.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a500b56368723917180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Blends a kitten*\r\nwow\r\nsuch evil\r\nso edgy\r\nvery badass\r\nmuch hardcore","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5066c6368723ad2c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Meanwhile in Tokyo\":http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/07/portraits-of-squashed-commuters-in.html\r\nHow do they not suffocate to death, I don't know.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a5071a6368723938ae0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a500b56368723917180000#post_53a500b56368723917180000\r\n!http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/m/image/1403/32/1403322705713.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a507ac6368723820270300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5066c6368723ad2c50100#post_53a5066c6368723ad2c50100\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"Meanwhile in Tokyo\":http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/07/portraits-of-squashed-commuters-in.html\r\nHow do they not suffocate to death, I don't know.[/bq]\r\nYou know; facebook's acquisition of oculus may be bullshit, but the one thing they did get right about how they want to bring work to your home is imagine never having to leave home to go to school or such.  Downside: You'll never be able to claim to sick to drive or take the train.  Upside: Never having to deal with being squished on a train again.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}