time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/586.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a5113f636872331c350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a510eb63687232973f0000#post_53a510eb63687232973f0000\r\nIt's pretty tame. But it's time to change that.\r\n\r\nLET'S KILL EACH OTHER!\r\n\r\n*Brings out a minigun that shoots sharks*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5115663687231ef8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a510eb63687232973f0000#post_53a510eb63687232973f0000\r\nJust enough to loosen your inhibitions.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5119563687231ef9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5110c6368723238180000#post_53a5110c6368723238180000\r\nIf a real-life AM ever becomes possible, please build one.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5124063687232b45c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5119563687231ef9d0000#post_53a5119563687231ef9d0000\r\n...So is this what makes it go?\r\n\r\n*The Garland speeds off like a bullet*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a5127563687234f0880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5119563687231ef9d0000#post_53a5119563687231ef9d0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5110c6368723238180000#post_53a5110c6368723238180000\r\nIf a real-life AM ever becomes possible, please build one.[/bq]\r\nYou do realize that when sapient Ai come about people are just going to try to stick their dick in it right?\r\nSame with if aliens ever come to Earth.\r\nAlso when cyborgs come about.\r\nIf mythological creatures like kitsune or gods were found out to exist.\r\n. . . and so forth.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a512c66368723238710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5127563687234f0880000#post_53a5127563687234f0880000\r\nOff the top of my head I can only think of ONE alien I would want to sleep with.\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120319195658/masseffect/images/0/0d/ME3_Garrus_Normandy.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a512cb636872352c810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5124063687232b45c0000#post_53a5124063687232b45c0000\r\n*I turn you into a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where your eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once your arms, bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. You leave a moist trail as you move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on your surface as though light is beamed from within.*\r\n\r\n*You have no mouth, and you must scream*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5131b6368723406a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a512cb636872352c810000#post_53a512cb636872352c810000\r\n*Getter rays manage to somehow reserve this*\r\n\r\nOkay, I'm not going through either of those again*\r\n\r\n*Transforms the Bahamut to robot form*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a5135f636872332acb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5131b6368723406a60000#post_53a5131b6368723406a60000\r\n*I turn into a giant pizza with legs and a giant fist*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a513966368723279850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5127563687234f0880000#post_53a5127563687234f0880000\r\nI certainly would.\r\n\r\nYou know what I think would be a good twist on the sapient AI story? If it was actually more moral than the people who built it. Why is it that people who write scifi always equate more than human intelligence with more than human malevolence?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a512c66368723238710000#post_53a512c66368723238710000\r\nI differ from you on this personally. I'd go for Wrex. Garrus is a bro, but not my type. Also I always romance Tali, because she is just so goddamn adorable.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a513b3636872356c090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a512c66368723238710000#post_53a512c66368723238710000\r\nThus my point is proven; us as a species are well known for sticking our dicks in everything and I mean EVERYTHING.\r\nHell chances are someone would stick their dick in a dinosaur if they were brought back or someone would stick their dick in a female looking mecha.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a5141e63687231fed00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a513966368723279850000#post_53a513966368723279850000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5127563687234f0880000#post_53a5127563687234f0880000\r\nI certainly would.\r\n\r\nYou know what I think would be a good twist on the sapient AI story? If it was actually more moral than the people who built it. Why is it that people who write scifi always equate more than human intelligence with more than human malevolence?\r\n[/bq]\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/DataTNG.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a514216368723238dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a513b3636872356c090100#post_53a513b3636872356c090100\r\nI'd just like to point out that our willingness to stick our dicks in everything is what makes us succesful as a species, and if an alien race survived long enough for space travel they probably have the same urge.\r\n\r\n*LET THE INTERSTELLAR ORGY COMMENCE*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a5143a6368723471240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5135f636872332acb0000#post_53a5135f636872332acb0000\r\n*Readies the Garland's gun while preparing to transform it back into a bike\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a513b3636872356c090100#post_53a513b3636872356c090100\r\n>Female looking mecha\r\n!http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Ryusei%20Date/portrait01700.png!\r\nRyusei certainly would do that","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a5146c6368723505170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*This post has been flagged as potential spam and is pending moderation*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a514756368723229db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a513966368723279850000#post_53a513966368723279850000\r\nYeah but Garrus is the frikin' Space Punisher.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5149563687231efea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Most people never think of the opposites to the following words: always, coming, from, take, me, down. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a514b9636872343f3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a514216368723238dd0000#post_53a514216368723238dd0000\r\nSiggity Swooty I'm commin for that interstellar Booty! ","author":null},{"id":"53a514bf6368723279c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5149563687231efea0000#post_53a5149563687231efea0000\r\n.....\r\nI should spank you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a514fc6368723546300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a514756368723229db0000#post_53a514756368723229db0000\r\nAnd that is why he is my bro for goddamn life, but what can I say?\r\n\r\nI will grant that fucking around with him and shooting shit on the Citadel in ME3 was easily one of the highlights in that game though, and that I cried like a bitch when he said he hopes humans and turians go to the same heaven so we could buy each other drinks.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a5150263687231ef180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a514bf6368723279c60000#post_53a514bf6368723279c60000\r\n*This post has been flagged as potential spam and is pending moderation*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a515136368723279da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"jesus","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a515a66368723339ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5150263687231ef180100#post_53a5150263687231ef180100\r\n*This post has been flagged as potential spam and is pending moderate levels of alcohol*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a515e06368723259ae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a515a66368723339ab0100#post_53a515a66368723339ab0100\r\n\r\n*This post has been flagged as potential kawaii and is pending desu moderation*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a5167e63687235154c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a515e06368723259ae0100#post_53a515e06368723259ae0100\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a515a66368723339ab0100#post_53a515a66368723339ab0100\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5150263687231ef180100#post_53a5150263687231ef180100\r\nSpam detection going berserk?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}