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{"topics":[{"id":"53a523e06368726b3c950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a523306368726a14300200#post_53a523306368726a14300200\r\nThis thread just gets weirder and weirder.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a52434636872684ab30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5239d6368726b3c750200#post_53a5239d6368726b3c750200\r\nProbably not, so as long you mark it as NSFW.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a5246063687269eab80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52434636872684ab30200#post_53a52434636872684ab30200\r\nI just don't want to get violated with the ban hammer though...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5248c6368726a73060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Eye beams!\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77098 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a524b36368726a36fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5231b636872682e3e0200#post_53a5231b636872682e3e0200\r\nI hear ya on that, but personally I've always liked the skill of bringing someone off with my hands and mouth. It is... satisfying in a unique way.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5239d6368726b3c750200#post_53a5239d6368726b3c750200\r\nI think it would be. It would pretty much have to be a general discussion topic and I don't think you can make NSFW threads on there.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a524b36368726a14d60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5246063687269eab80200#post_53a5246063687269eab80200\r\nI'm trying to work out if that was some kind of innuendo.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a524e96368726aa6fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5248c6368726a73060300#post_53a5248c6368726a73060300\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/QFJAZ7e.gif!\r\nPHOTON BEAM!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a525346368726b2b1f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a524e96368726aa6fc0200#post_53a524e96368726aa6fc0200\r\nZetsubō ga omae no gōru da!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130628214340/kamenrider/images/0/04/(Kamen_Rider_Accel).jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5279b6368726990720400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"according to this \"online ruler\":http://iruler.net/\r\n\r\ni dont know how to read american rulers, but it says im 4 inches and 1 more mark left before 5 inches. (is that bad)\r\n\r\ndid the dick talk stopped or i came in time?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a5280d63687269eaa50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5279b6368726990720400#post_53a5279b6368726990720400\r\nUse a real ruler.\r\nAlso be sure to measure your true size along with your perceived size.","author":null},{"id":"53a5282563687267f42f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #ADD0\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5280d63687269eaa50400#post_53a5280d63687269eaa50400\r\n\r\n\r\ni dont have any real rulers and is the middle of the night.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a5284663687268c29f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I have the longest dick here.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a528b4636872683de40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5284663687268c29f0400#post_53a5284663687268c29f0400\r\n\r\n\"life is a bitch and my cock´s soft\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a529706368726a36630500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5284663687268c29f0400#post_53a5284663687268c29f0400\r\nAnd yet I STILL have a better chance at getting laid.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5297c63687268c23a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5284663687268c29f0400#post_53a5284663687268c29f0400\r\nThat's a bold statement to make.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a52a0563687267dafb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a529706368726a36630500#post_53a529706368726a36630500\r\n\r\n\r\nwell DUUUUUUUH¿UH he is 15.\r\n\r\nthats like a gamer saying \"i got more chances of winning in tf2 than you\" to a poor kid in a third world country or to a memberless vietnam veteran.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a52a6f63687267f46f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52a0563687267dafb0500#post_53a52a0563687267dafb0500\r\nI had sex when I was fifteen. There was a lot of awkward fumbling and kissing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a52bf7636872683da70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52a6f63687267f46f0600#post_53a52a6f63687267f46f0600\r\n\r\nwell shit.\r\n\r\nmy only chances of getting laid are probably with a prostitute, cause id probably be really really REALLY bad in bed.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a52c7263687274ea150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm lucky. Prostitution is legal here.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a52cf0636872745a340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"two students, james and john were given a grammar test by their teacher, the question was, \"is it better to use \"had\" ro \"had had\" in this example sentence?\r\n\r\nthe teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers\r\n\r\nJames, while John had had \"had\", had had \"had had\". \"had had\" had had a better effect on the teacher\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52c7263687274ea150000#post_53a52c7263687274ea150000\r\n\r\ni think i´d be so awkward in bed, even a prostitue wont want to have sex twice with me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a52e8e6368727362600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52cf0636872745a340000#post_53a52cf0636872745a340000\r\nShe would laugh at your penis, right?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a52f0863687274c8b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52e8e6368727362600000#post_53a52e8e6368727362600000\r\n\r\n\r\niunno what is the decent penis size, a bit before 5 iches is ok? but i feel she would feel awkward since i know i might screw up everything (in a bad way) and just act like \"should i do this or probably i shouldnt, maybe ill ask her?\"\r\n\r\nin my whole life i have been bad at following orders, knowing what to do next and remembering crutial stuff.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a52f3863687273ca620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52f0863687274c8b30000#post_53a52f0863687274c8b30000\r\nThe average is four.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a52f7f63687274b7b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52f3863687273ca620000#post_53a52f3863687273ca620000\r\n\r\nso guess im ok.\r\n\r\nbut what good is a weapon if you dont know how to shoot it right without leaving your allies without brains?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a52fe263687273723c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52bf7636872683da70600#post_53a52bf7636872683da70600\r\nTrust me on this, everyone is bad in bed at first.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}