time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5921.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554a25d26368720bdff70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a241463687215e4b50a00#post_554a241463687215e4b50a00\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a248f6368720a115c0f00#post_554a248f6368720a115c0f00\r\n\r\nBut that's forbidden love","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554a260263687215e4870c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I thought of something about RWBY; Ruby is still single, I would want to see Ruby X Penny","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554a26586368724d7dc41d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a241463687215e4b50a00#post_554a241463687215e4b50a00\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/680/203/ac5.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554a26656368720a11a01100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyway I'm going to bed.  I'm going to laugh if there are still lilies when I come back here tomorrow.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554a283a6368720bdf080700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a260263687215e4870c00#post_554a260263687215e4870c00\r\nSlag you WhiteRose for life,\r\n\r\n\"Feeding the trolls 10000 subs episode, Guy claiming that Marvel Comics are an Illuminati effort to take attentions away from god,\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfPbV5WeNFE","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554a28fc6368724d7dc42100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a26586368724d7dc41d00#post_554a26586368724d7dc41d00\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a241463687215e4b50a00#post_554a241463687215e4b50a00\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/680/203/ac5.jpg![/bq]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/799/812/d91.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554a2a1a6368722b31a62800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a283a6368720bdf080700#post_554a283a6368720bdf080700\r\nGUY SOUNDS TOO LOUD!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554a2a6363687258c3e11c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a2a1a6368722b31a62800#post_554a2a1a6368722b31a62800\r\nWeasel or the troll?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554a2ac06368724d7d4d2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a2a6363687258c3e11c00#post_554a2a6363687258c3e11c00\r\nWeasel.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554a2ae563687258c3801d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a2ac06368724d7d4d2400#post_554a2ac06368724d7d4d2400\r\nHmm never noticed him being to loud,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554a2ed06368724d7d152a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of trolls I have a feeling 2000-2020 in history books is probably going to be labeled \"the decades humans didn't know how to use the internet properly\" or such.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is look at the internet; 90% of the people who unironically shit talk about behind 7 proxies or screamers or such are people who just had their testicles drop and/or are just using the internet for the first time.\r\n\r\nAn example of this is if you ever play say call of duty or such most of the time someone shit talks our threatens to \"haxors\" you or calls you a \"hacker\" if you are too good have voices so high pitched that the only way to emulate it for men is to get kicked in the groins.\r\n\r\nWhy are there so many squeekers or such on the internet?  Easy cause a decade ago there was only 1 billion internet users, now there's over 2 billion and a decade from now there's going to be about 6 billion.  If you have that many people joining the internet for the first time there's going to be a lot of squeekers.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554a2ffe6368722b31c13100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was bored\r\n\r\n\"What do you mean 'we'?\" a gaunt girl complained. She wiped the dust off of her raggedy dress, then continued, \"You know I hate corpses, even if I haven't eaten in days, I still won't eat one\" she scoffed and ran her fingers through her brown hair.\r\n\r\n\"You're not even real. I am just talking at a mirror for Christ's sake!\"\r\n\r\n\"I am real though!\" th reflection said taken aback. It whimpered.\r\n\r\n\"Oh, piss off!\"\r\n\r\n\"Look, just eat the fucking corpse and I'll stop 'mildly' annoying you\".\r\n\r\nThe girl shook her head then took a brick from a pile of rubble behind her.\r\n\r\n\"I'm done, I am so fucking done with you annoying me! I came here looking for real food!\" she held the brick tightly in her grasp, \"and I mean normal people food, you, you useless piece of shit!\".\r\n\r\nShe was about to throw the brick with all the strength she could muster. All of a sudden a thumping noise followed by the sound of shattering echoed throughout the room.\r\n\r\n\"Hah! I win, bitch!\", the reflection cheered. A shotgun shell ejected as she pumped the gun. Brain matter, blood, and bits of skull were scattered across the room and the brick laid in pieces adjacent to her.\r\n\r\n\"","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a30bd63687244dab00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a283a6368720bdf080700#post_554a283a6368720bdf080700\r\n[bq=\"Thanotos Omega\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a260263687215e4870c00#post_554a260263687215e4870c00\r\nSlag you WhiteRose for life,[/bq]\r\nAlmost missed your post; here's some whiterose for you:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/914/080/7b3.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/883/149/cbd.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/629/399/719.jpg!\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a2ffe6368722b31c13100#post_554a2ffe6368722b31c13100\r\n\"What a twist!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554a31936368724d7d542e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a30bd63687244dab00500#post_554a30bd63687244dab00500\r\n\"(^-^v)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeygmqTqeT0","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554a32e66368720a11772000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a2ed06368724d7d152a00#post_554a2ed06368724d7d152a00\r\nI'm gonna start calling high-pitched mini people, squeakers now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554a331f6368720e2fd30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a32e66368720a11772000#post_554a32e66368720a11772000\r\nFOOL! they are called Bratlings","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554a332c6368724d7dde3000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now I just wait for too_offensive","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a338d63687244daa60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a332c6368724d7dde3000#post_554a332c6368724d7dde3000\r\nwhat trap have you laid ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554a33f063687215e45d1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a338d63687244daa60700#post_554a338d63687244daa60700\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a332c6368724d7dde3000#post_554a332c6368724d7dde3000\r\nwhat trap have you laid [/bq]\r\n\r\nA bear trap, don't tell too_offensive though","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a34c56368720a11f12200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a33f063687215e45d1a00#post_554a33f063687215e45d1a00\r\nWell that's not going to work, I'm closer to a twink than a bear. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554a35446368720a11ac2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a34c56368720a11f12200#post_554a34c56368720a11f12200\r\n\r\n\r\nDammit","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a35e2636872664e871500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wtf is with the insane amount of humping dog videos on youtube, seriously","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a35e7636872664e8e1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel slightly better about my future.\r\nOnly slightly though since there's so much to do.\r\n\r\nThere's this one feeling I have that pretty much explains a large portion of my life.\r\nI will always be the third wheel in a three-way relationship.\r\nI bet in the future, I will be visiting all my friends' weddings and is pretty much single. I bet that I will be the cause that my friends are hooked up with each other and I only watch afterwards. I'm basically the fun-loving uncle that everyone remembers but just a background character.\r\n\r\nAnd I don't feel bad about it, what the fuck?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554a363063687215e4e31c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a35e2636872664e871500#post_554a35e2636872664e871500\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]Wtf is with the insane amount of humping dog videos on youtube, seriously[/bq]\r\nGoogle results depend on your search history; a better question is why are you searching videos of humping dogs?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554a366b6368722b319c3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a34c56368720a11f12200#post_554a34c56368720a11f12200\r\n\"Every time i hear those terms i think of this\":https://youtu.be/pi5x9LgBdMQ?t=3m10s","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"}]}