time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5923.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554a3dfb636872612bc70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bleh","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com//UKhGa.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a3e386368724d7d134300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700#post_554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700\r\nThe funny thing is that Corgi is actually getting pissed off that it's owner won't let it eat the cabbages.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554a3e3d6368724fe56e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3dfb636872612bc70100#post_554a3dfb636872612bc70100\r\nTHIS \r\nEXACTLY THIS \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700#post_554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700\r\nthat cabbage killed his family I'll have you know ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554a3e5c636872612b590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700#post_554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700\r\nhe wants his fucking cabbage and to mutilate everyone in the world","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"554a3eee6368724d7d564400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3d2a6368724d7d0b4100#post_554a3d2a6368724d7d0b4100\r\nAnakin was adopted by two men, but was raised by one.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554a3fcb6368724fe5360b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3eee6368724d7d564400#post_554a3eee6368724d7d564400\r\nAdopted:\r\n!http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/obi-wan-kenobi-ewan-mcgre-430214.jpg!\r\n\r\nRaised:\r\n!http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Star-Wars-7-Rumor-Emperor-Returning.jpg!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554a3fd76368720425190300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3eee6368724d7d564400#post_554a3eee6368724d7d564400\r\nAnd then he became a the Sith Lord that we all know and love.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554a40186368720425620300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com//mzwiyo9.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a403a63687222b9740200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a40186368720425620300#post_554a40186368720425620300\r\nHOLY SH*T IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554a407863687223a2dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a403a63687222b9740200#post_554a403a63687222b9740200\r\nI NEVER KNEW I WAS A FURRY","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a40c163687223a20a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3fcb6368724fe5360b00#post_554a3fcb6368724fe5360b00\r\nKenobi and Qui-Gon adopted him, but because Qui-Gon's death, Obi-Wan cared and raised Anakin alone.\r\n\r\nBut Anakin turn rebel and become sith, later being raised by Darth Sidious\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554a40c1636872612bd70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700#post_554a3dfc6368724fe5ee0700\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/4c983161009bf28d625c3a3f0452fce7/tumblr_mzo7iaQ3V61rcho6go2_500.gif!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554a40f263687222b94e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a40186368720425620300#post_554a40186368720425620300\r\n\"relevant\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4zU20y8kg","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554a41576368720425f00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a40186368720425620300#post_554a40186368720425620300\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!http://i.imgur.com//mzwiyo9.jpg![/bq]\r\nI don't know why animals can't recognize themself in mirrors. They live years with their same species, and still can't know how they look.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554a41c663687266ccb10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a41576368720425f00400#post_554a41576368720425f00400\r\nThey probably didn't know that mirrors existed, and weren't expecting to see them self in a mirror.\r\nThat, or they thought another one of their species appeared in front of them.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a42436368720425390600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a41c663687266ccb10600#post_554a41c663687266ccb10600\r\nTo be fair, animals have trouble understanding the concept of windows as well.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554a4285636872612bf10800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a41576368720425f00400#post_554a41576368720425f00400\r\nSome of them can actually recognize themselves in a mirror. I believe that a zoo once placed a mirror in it's elephant exhibit and the elephants actually started checking their teeth with it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554a43326368720425ac0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a42436368720425390600#post_554a42436368720425390600\r\n!http://gifs.gifbin.com/042012/1333563183_birds_wants_in.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a441c6368727cb0870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a43326368720425ac0700#post_554a43326368720425ac0700\r\n\"Why can't I get you?\"","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554a445c63687273cc4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MOFENISBFLK","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554a448663687266cc360b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/qbHVdea.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a44a86368720425f10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a4285636872612bf10800#post_554a4285636872612bf10800\r\nWell, smart animals like elephants and dolphins can recognize themself very easily, but when we are talking about dogs, cats, birds, etc. is another story.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554a44ee6368727cb0410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HEY SQUIGGY, I FOUND SOMETHING\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/6zNI8zD.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554a4590636872612bca0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554a44ee6368727cb0410300#post_554a44ee6368727cb0410300\r\nEeeehhh I actually preferred the first Ant-Man poster.\r\n!http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/69022/_1420581421.jpg!\r\nThis shit is genius.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}