time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5939.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554aec916368721a97d70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel a sudden unexplainable urge to watch the Super Mario Bros. movie...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554aeca36368721a81290c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"~^bad movie fix^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554aecab63687220ae200500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/96xohn8.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554aecf36368721a97450b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aeca36368721a81290c00#post_554aeca36368721a81290c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]amazing movie fix[/bq]\r\n\r\nbetter","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554aed076368721a35320d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aecab63687220ae200500#post_554aecab63687220ae200500\r\nWhat the fuck?! Why does he have so many connections?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554aed366368721a08f60e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, more seriously:\r\n\r\nBoy: Aleksi\r\n\r\nGrill: Elina","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"554aed4a6368721aac860a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aed076368721a35320d00#post_554aed076368721a35320d00\r\nI'm guessing fake, there's no way every connection could be perfect like that too","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554aed7263687219c3231000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aed366368721a08f60e00#post_554aed366368721a08f60e00\r\nGirl: Lilith.\r\n\r\nBoy: _Mufasa..._","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554aed826368721a35ec0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boy:Fredrick\r\n\r\nGirl:Rebbeca","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554aed8a6368721a35fd0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aecf36368721a97450b00#post_554aecf36368721a97450b00\r\nLet's compromise and say it's amazingly bad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554aedda6368721a976a0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aed8a6368721a35fd0d00#post_554aed8a6368721a35fd0d00\r\nThat's basically saying it's so bad that it's amazing.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554aedfe6368721a81ff0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aed8a6368721a35fd0d00#post_554aed8a6368721a35fd0d00\r\nI think if it didn't have the Mario name attached, it wouldn't get nearly as much hate","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554aee366368721a97c90c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aedfe6368721a81ff0d00#post_554aedfe6368721a81ff0d00\r\nMARIO MARIO.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554aee426368721a81560e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aecf36368721a97450b00#post_554aecf36368721a97450b00\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aeca36368721a81290c00#post_554aeca36368721a81290c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]amazing movie fix[/bq]\r\n\r\nbetter[/bq]\r\n^^^^\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554aee6663687219c3b41100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/8qPR47e.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"554aee8e6368723054790a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aedfe6368721a81ff0d00#post_554aedfe6368721a81ff0d00\r\nI remember the first time I eger watched it I was with my granddad. I was like six We had ot on fucking *VHS.* We just sat around laughing at stupid it was.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554aeeca6368721a35ba0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aee366368721a97c90c00#post_554aee366368721a97c90c00\r\nI liked the Mario Mario, Luigi Mario joke\r\nIt makes total sense","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554aeefe6368721a81520f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been in a weird, crappy mood all day. I started a new anxiety pill. I may have to go back to the old one if this keeps happening. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aee6663687219c3b41100#post_554aee6663687219c3b41100\r\nDid u no that it's actually possible to be allergic to semen","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554aef7363687219c36c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aeeca6368721a35ba0f00#post_554aeeca6368721a35ba0f00\r\nMario first name is Mario\r\nand Mario's Last name is Mario too.\r\nLuigi's last name is Mario because you see they are -brothers- Father and Son.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554aef8163687219c37e1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boy: [spoiler]Dick[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nGirl: there are no girls.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"554aef856368723054690b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aeeca6368721a35ba0f00#post_554aeeca6368721a35ba0f00\r\nMario's kind of a dick if their canon last name _isn't_\r\nmario\r\nWhat with the mario brothers title and all. \r\n\r\nAlso, I want to see an adaptation where mario is the young, 26 year old plumber he (apparently) is meant to be","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554aefc16368721a08ca1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Something weird is currently happening in my household...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554aefda6368721a81971000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aefc16368721a08ca1200#post_554aefc16368721a08ca1200\r\nGhosts?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"554af01c6368721a97140f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554aefc16368721a08ca1200#post_554aefc16368721a08ca1200\r\nGhouls?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554af02a6368721a08611300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554af01c6368721a97140f00#post_554af01c6368721a97140f00\r\nGoblins?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"}]}