time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/599.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a6684e6368720408530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6680863687203f2050300#post_53a6680863687203f2050300\r\n\r\n\r\n\"thats not a shoveL, thats SQUIGGY´S FEMUR, OH GOD HIS BONES ARE FALLING OFF\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6687263687202a4010300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66838636872052e970300#post_53a66838636872052e970300\r\n*Shovel to the back of gasmaskangel's head","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6687e63687203c5160400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good news! Shikieiki said I'm a cool guy and I get to come back to life!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a668c063687203f25a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687e63687203c5160400#post_53a6687e63687203c5160400\r\n\r\n\"we did it team\"\r\n\r\n\"another medical case solved in the hands of the capable experts, and with no side effects\"\r\n\r\n\"that would be 30 million dollars mr. squiggy\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6691263687203c57d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687263687202a4010300#post_53a6687263687202a4010300\r\nMetal plate, sorry.\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6684e6368720408530300#post_53a6684e6368720408530300\r\nThis is easily the eighteenth worst surgery I've ever been involved in.\r\n\r\nAnyways we've attached a leg to his arm stump. I hope he won't notice. What's you do with the tentacles? Of and just go ahead and shove the femur back in there. I'm sure he won't notice. And more glowing green crap! Christ what sort of amateur hour bullshit are we running here?!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a66913636872056d5b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a668c063687203f25a0300#post_53a668c063687203f25a0300\r\nPffffft That ain't happening.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6692263687203c5870400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687e63687203c5160400#post_53a6687e63687203c5160400\r\nShikieiki?!\r\nCan I meet her?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a6695363687202a47f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6691263687203c57d0400#post_53a6691263687203c57d0400\r\nWHAT ABOUT STICK THOUGH?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a6695b63687203c5af0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6692263687203c5870400#post_53a6692263687203c5870400\r\nSure. All you gotta do is die.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a66968636872039bc90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66913636872056d5b0300#post_53a66913636872056d5b0300\r\nYou sure? They're Zimbabwean dollars, so that comes out to like 32 cents american.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6697663687202ffaf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66913636872056d5b0300#post_53a66913636872056d5b0300\r\n\r\n\r\n\"ok *hits squiggy with a frying pan, he wokes up in an alley without his femur, gooey green stuff all over him, gak in his amputee arms, tentacles in his head, and a staple gun in his liver*\r\n\r\n\"we did it, we deserve a raise\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6698f63687203e8950300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6691263687203c57d0400#post_53a6691263687203c57d0400\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687263687202a4010300#post_53a6687263687202a4010300\r\nMetal plate, sorry.[/bq]\r\nCHEESE IT!\r\n*flips table into perpetual loop and runs out the door before the popo can arrive","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a669b563687202ffdd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The shit I put up with...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a669bb63687202b13d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6691263687203c57d0400#post_53a6691263687203c57d0400\r\n\r\n\r\n\"we dont get payed shit man, so might as well have some fun\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a669d763687204e21d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6697663687202ffaf0300#post_53a6697663687202ffaf0300\r\nOH what the hell? We don't really need the money. After all, the real reward of medicine is being legally allowed to do insane shit to unconscious people!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a669e2636872039b190400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6684c63687202a4f80200#post_53a6684c63687202a4f80200\r\nSquiggybomb got his arm removed, And I (Ultraseven) Along with the Ultra garrison, SSSP, And Ultraman, Are fighting Godzilla\r\n\r\n*Ultraseven and Ultraman Knock Godzilla to the ground, All of the windows in the city Shatter*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a66a5663687202a40b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a669e2636872039b190400#post_53a669e2636872039b190400\r\n*I send SCP-682 to the battlezone*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a66a7163687202ff520400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a669d763687204e21d0400#post_53a669d763687204e21d0400\r\n\r\n\"we learned all we know from this guy\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSpCpgcrFjM ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a66a8763687204e2880400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66a5663687202a40b0400#post_53a66a5663687202a40b0400\r\n*The Three Evangelions are sent in to assist*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a66bac63687202a49e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats Squiggy's legs and GMA's face*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a66c3c63687202a4c90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a669e2636872039b190400#post_53a669e2636872039b190400\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66a5663687202a40b0400#post_53a66a5663687202a40b0400\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66a8763687204e2880400#post_53a66a8763687204e2880400\r\n*I SEND-*. . aww fuck it you know how this is going to go down anyhow.\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/9662d7cc8182b69e3ef16baa65253d0b/tumblr_n4vk9478f51t01xvho1_500.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a66cbd636872056d320500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Ultraman's Color timer starts to flash*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a66d44636872052e520600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66c3c63687202a4c90400#post_53a66c3c63687202a4c90400\r\n\r\n\r\nI SEND THESE GUYS\r\n\r\n!http://www.ixdaily.com/images/music-blog/536-tylerjaspertaco.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a66ddb636872056da60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66c3c63687202a4c90400#post_53a66c3c63687202a4c90400\r\nAwww Flan needs a hug.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a66e7163687203e88d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66d44636872052e520600#post_53a66d44636872052e520600\r\n\r\n!http://i.minus.com/iGKmnpjG8tJQT.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}