time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/601.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a67d7f63687269c55a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67c476368726bbb340400#post_53a67c476368726bbb340400\r\n*Thanks to the spectrum beam being initiated by a Cross, Satan keels over from the assault*\r\n\r\n*Ace, Leo, And Taro and their Respective military forces come to assist*\r\n\r\n*The 8 ultras, The military forces, And the Evas begin their assault*\r\n\r\n*What follows is a big enough curbstomp that it would be unnecessary to describe it*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a67d826368726a7cb80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Unleashes AM to make the battle even more intense, just like Native American sex*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a67de563687269d4c00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67d7f63687269c55a0400#post_53a67d7f63687269c55a0400\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67d826368726a7cb80400#post_53a67d826368726a7cb80400\r\n*Steals everyone and everything involved and puts them in hammer space including the 8 ultras, the military forces, evas and AM*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a67e186368726ab7470400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67de563687269d4c00300#post_53a67de563687269d4c00300\r\n*HATE intensifies*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a67e5c6368726ac75e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67e186368726ab7470400#post_53a67e186368726ab7470400\r\n*Steals HATE itself and puts it in hammer space as well*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a67eb66368726ae9a70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67e5c6368726ac75e0400#post_53a67e5c6368726ac75e0400\r\n*Does not care as he is [spoiler]getting awesome head from Aryanne[/spoiler]*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a67ee76368726a01bf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Somehow, They manage to enlist Ultraman 80 to try and get them out of hammer space*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a67f596368726b93830400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67ee76368726a01bf0400#post_53a67ee76368726a01bf0400\r\n*Steals the entire universe and puts it in hammer space*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a680046368726b2c5c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67f596368726b93830400#post_53a67f596368726b93830400\r\n*The Ultras have a problem with this*\r\n\r\n*The Ultra father makes an appearance*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6808a6368726a016b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a680046368726b2c5c0400#post_53a680046368726b2c5c0400\r\n*Steals the Ultra father and puts him in hammer space*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a680d96368726b93130500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6808a6368726a016b0500#post_53a6808a6368726a016b0500\r\n*Demonbane blows everything up*\r\n\r\n*THE END*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6827163687269d4fd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a680d96368726b93130500#post_53a680d96368726b93130500\r\n*Steals the explosion and puts it in hammer space*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a683246368726b93f20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6827163687269d4fd0400#post_53a6827163687269d4fd0400\r\n*Demonbane makes it so that you never had access to hammerspace in the first place*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a689ab6368721d8d9d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Takes a piss on Trashboat's face*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a68c586368721e17630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a683246368726b93f20500#post_53a683246368726b93f20500\r\n*Steals reality itself*\r\n\r\n\r\nBut in all seriousness man tonight's boring irl.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a68ee66368721de71e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a68c586368721e17630200#post_53a68c586368721e17630200\r\nCan't do that if you couldn't do that in the first place\r\n\r\n*Now that uc9's ability to Steal shit was removed by demonbane, The Ultras have successfully managed to bring peace to earth for now*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a68f486368721cd7fe0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a68ee66368721de71e0300#post_53a68ee66368721de71e0300\r\n*sv_cheats 1\r\nRe-enables ability to steal everything*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a690a66368721de73c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh no you don't\r\n\r\n*Demonbane makes it so that you never could do that either*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a691cf6368721df7d80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a690a66368721de73c0400#post_53a690a66368721de73c0400\r\n*Removes admin access for Demonbane; forces admin access for uc9 then reallows ability for uc9 to steal*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a693d66368721c0a050700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a691cf6368721df7d80400#post_53a691cf6368721df7d80400\r\n*Now that Demonbane is no longer an Elder god, The great old ones are free to destroy everything*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a694db636872109a110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a693d66368721c0a050700#post_53a693d66368721c0a050700\r\n*Steals the great old ones as well and puts them in hammer space*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6954d63687211a0240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a694db636872109a110000#post_53a694db636872109a110000\r\n*The Great old ones could escape easily if they wanted to, But they won't just to mess with you (For now)*\r\n\r\nI'm going to go now, It's getting pretty late on my end","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6c8fa6368725a44ef0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What the fuck is going on?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a6d37663687230f7530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6c8fa6368725a44ef0500#post_53a6c8fa6368725a44ef0500\r\nStuff.\r\n:I\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI teleported bread.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a6d3e7636872306b810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm feeling a bit shaky","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}