time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/605.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a76c1563687250f1000700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a76ac4636872547c2f0200#post_53a76ac4636872547c2f0200\r\n\r\nHow you dare to insult the pastor meat!!!!!??","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53a779a46368726f2eb60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just learned that we have a _DILF_ tag!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a77a0e6368722027a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dilf?\r\n\r\n*searches*\r\n\r\nOooooooooh","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a77b456368722e19ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats Squiggy's liver*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a77b486368722e19ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a779a46368726f2eb60600#post_53a779a46368726f2eb60600\r\nHallelujah! ","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a77b7363687234a27a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a779a46368726f2eb60600#post_53a779a46368726f2eb60600\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77a0e6368722027a60000#post_53a77a0e6368722027a60000\r\n\r\nOh...","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53a77bb46368722027210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77a0e6368722027a60000#post_53a77a0e6368722027a60000\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77b486368722e19ee0000#post_53a77b486368722e19ee0000\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77b7363687234a27a0400#post_53a77b7363687234a27a0400\r\n*Squeeeee*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a77c00636872171fa60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77b456368722e19ea0000#post_53a77b456368722e19ea0000\r\nr u a kappa","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a77c52636872205e5d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77c00636872171fa60300#post_53a77c00636872171fa60300\r\nQuick! Somebody get a cucumber! Or Marisa!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a77c9b63687258dc9e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77c52636872205e5d0100#post_53a77c52636872205e5d0100\r\nOr more livers!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a77d166368722e19b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats Squiggy's lungs*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a77d3a6368720d02750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't think that's typical kappa behavior. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a77d6563687234a2270500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77d166368722e19b10100#post_53a77d166368722e19b10100\r\nCareful Love. You might inherit my Gayness.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a77dd8636872171f480400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77d6563687234a2270500#post_53a77d6563687234a2270500\r\n\r\n\r\nthere is nothing wrong with being more happy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a77ddc6368726d68410500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77d6563687234a2270500#post_53a77d6563687234a2270500\r\n*Eats your kidneys*\r\nWow! [spoiler]I want to stuff a rotting earthworm as thick as a rope into your anus and stuff my cock in your left eye socket so I can fuck your brain and turn you into a Nazi spider![/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a77e0763687216b3c20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77ddc6368726d68410500#post_53a77ddc6368726d68410500\r\nHave you ever considered therapy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a77e4b6368722027ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77e0763687216b3c20300#post_53a77e0763687216b3c20300\r\nNope.\r\n\r\nI just use too much of the internet. Also, a healthy dose of Reddit and 4chan.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a77e9a6368722027fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77e4b6368722027ef0100#post_53a77e4b6368722027ef0100\r\nIt's like alcohol and drugs during sex","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53a77f0d63687216a49a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a77e9a6368722027fc0100#post_53a77e9a6368722027fc0100\r\n\r\nWolf of Wall Street movie scene goes here","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a7806363687234a2ef0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats Squiggy's prostate*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a780ea6368723724ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7806363687234a2ef0500#post_53a7806363687234a2ef0500\r\n...\r\nNurse? Oh Nurse?\r\nHe's out of bed again.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a7813e6368724eb7d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats Squiggy's heart*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7813f6368722af64d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a780ea6368723724ec0000#post_53a780ea6368723724ec0000\r\nHe's having delusions again Doctor.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a78291636872171fd70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did you hear about the child with AIDS? It never gets old. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7833163687234a2050700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a78291636872171fd70500#post_53a78291636872171fd70500\r\nCan you guess this word? The first letter is N, the last letter is R, and i would never want to call a black person that.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}