time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6084.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5552b2c26368722d55c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b2186368724e59da0000#post_5552b2186368724e59da0000\r\nThe don't.\r\nThey'll just follow the straight line that most objects move in space due to lack of gravity (but I guess it would bend a little from time to time since there exists other masses) and they reach our system and find the ONLY PLANET WITH LIFE AND TECHNOLOGY TO PRODUCE IT.\r\n\r\nAnd then war.\r\n\r\nWhat if coke is poisonous to them?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5552b2f56368720d2b060900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b2c26368722d55c60200#post_5552b2c26368722d55c60200\r\nWhat if they found coke delicious?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5552b30d6368720d2b440900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b2b86368720339200000#post_5552b2b86368720339200000\r\nHis gender was a major plot point of an episode apparently. (Either you missed that one or they changed it for some reason.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5552b39a63687213a1dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b25a6368720d2be70700#post_5552b25a6368720d2be70700\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b16f6368722d55490100#post_5552b16f6368722d55490100\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b0f66368722b1fff2600#post_5552b0f66368722b1fff2600\r\n@USA is fucked up@\r\n@Not surprised@[/bq]\r\nPersonally I was happy that Disney bought out Marvel and Star Wars.  Soccer moms will not fuck with Disney cause Disney does not fuck around when it comes to lawsuits.\r\n\r\nAnti-geeks will not fuck with marvel or star wars cause they're owned by disney.\r\nAnti-geeks will not fuck with trekkies cause star trek is owned by viacom.\r\nAnti-geeks will not fuck with DC comics cause DC is owned by Time Warner.\r\nEtc.\r\n\r\n\r\nSimply put: anti-geeks can no longer fuck with geeks in the usa cause since the majority of geeky franchises are owned by major companies if anti-geeks try to start a metaphorical social war they would get sued into oblivion.[/bq]\r\n@Well that's good for you americans@\r\n@We don't have those soccer moms where I live, or I guess there are, I don't know@\r\n\r\n@Also, is hard to me to believe there is an association that hates geeks@\r\n@Well, in everything, there is always someone hating, but geeks? Why?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5552b3b76368722d55280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b2f56368720d2b060900#post_5552b2f56368720d2b060900\r\nThen they'd colonize us like we did throughout history.\r\nSeriously, what the hell is wrong with us?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5552b3b963687245a47f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b30d6368720d2b440900#post_5552b30d6368720d2b440900\r\nI guess xross wars did give us something good: people who complain about digimon not having genders can't complain anymore.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5552b3d76368720d2ba00a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b39a63687213a1dd0000#post_5552b39a63687213a1dd0000\r\nHOLY SHOT DID GIZOID USE NORMAL TEXT?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5552b3ff6368722d55900400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b3b76368722d55280400#post_5552b3b76368722d55280400\r\nWe're the greatest species around.\r\nAt least, for now.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5552b4166368724e59330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b3d76368720d2ba00a00#post_5552b3d76368720d2ba00a00\r\nGizoid confirmed for not robot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5552b43463687243b61b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b4166368724e59330300#post_5552b4166368724e59330300\r\nWHAT A TWIST","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5552b44a63687243b63d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b4166368724e59330300#post_5552b4166368724e59330300\r\nScreencapped.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5552b46463687203390e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b2c26368722d55c60200#post_5552b2c26368722d55c60200\r\n@THEN WE WILL USE THE COKE AS OUR PRINCIPAL WEAPON TO ANNHILATE THOSE ALIENS!@\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b30d6368720d2b440900#post_5552b30d6368720d2b440900\r\n@Why every character that looks so femenine turns to be male?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5552b49c6368724e59cc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b4166368724e59330300#post_5552b4166368724e59330300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b3d76368720d2ba00a00#post_5552b3d76368720d2ba00a00\r\nGizoid confirmed for not robot.[/bq]\r\nWhat would you call a robot weaboo?\r\nRoaboo?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5552b4bb63687243b6220a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b44a63687243b63d0900#post_5552b44a63687243b63d0900\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b43463687243b61b0900#post_5552b43463687243b61b0900\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b4166368724e59330300#post_5552b4166368724e59330300\r\n@THAT WAS AN ERROR, BAGS OF ORGANS!@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5552b4ed6368722b1f1e2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b4bb63687243b6220a00#post_5552b4bb63687243b6220a00\r\nAlready got capped.\r\nYour error will live on forever.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5552b54c63687213a17f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b4ed6368722b1f1e2e00#post_5552b4ed6368722b1f1e2e00\r\n@I don't care@\r\n@I am not perfect anyway@\r\n@Nobody is perfect@\r\n\r\n@I learned that in Courage the Cowardy Dog@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5552b57363687245a4e40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b46463687203390e0200#post_5552b46463687203390e0200\r\nI don't know why. But I don't really care. (Cutemon would probably be on a significantly lower tier for me if it was a girl.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5552b57663687245a4e70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b54c63687213a17f0200#post_5552b54c63687213a17f0200\r\nYou spelled his name wrong.\r\nBut a good lesson noneless.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5552b57c63687243b6630b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b49c6368724e59cc0300#post_5552b49c6368724e59cc0300\r\n@WEABOT@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5552b5e463687213a11c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b57363687245a4e40500#post_5552b57363687245a4e40500\r\n@There should be a TVtropes of that@\r\n@I am very sure@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5552b5f36368720d2b2e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b39a63687213a1dd0000#post_5552b39a63687213a1dd0000\r\nSimply put there's a term for this ideology: it's called \"Puritanical\".\r\n\r\nThe Puritans were kind of massively fucked up and we were founded upon their principles.  If you ever wonder why the usa is so fucked in comparison keep in mind we were founded by a group that was kicked out of britain.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5552b63b63687243b67b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b54c63687213a17f0200#post_5552b54c63687213a17f0200\r\nYou spelled \"cowardy\" wrong.\r\nIt's \"cowardly\".\r\n\r\nYes, I am grammar nazi.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5552b68563687243b6fa0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b54c63687213a17f0200#post_5552b54c63687213a17f0200\r\nYou're supposed to be a robot, and robots are always perfect.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5552b69b6368720339e30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5552b5e463687213a11c0300#post_5552b5e463687213a11c0300\r\n\"I believe this is it\":http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsettlingGenderReveal","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5552b76463687245a4b50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Say, if I were to get some robotic modifications, I would like to have a hardlight shields that would recharge very quickly and is durable enough to handle a rocket launcher.\r\n\r\nSo I won't die.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}