time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/61.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5320f81e63687248ed130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f5826368724d033c0000#post_5320f5826368724d033c0000\r\nYeah, the inflation there is so bad that a million Zimbabwe dollars is worth less then the paper it's printed on IIRC. I also heard that they made a trillion dollar bill which at the time it was made was worth $30 US.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5320f87f63687248ed3e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f81e63687248ed130100#post_5320f81e63687248ed130100\r\nElsie: That's just insane, Hmmmm, What Rhymes With Correction? Harry: I don't know","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5320f8c9636872534c0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f7fa6368724e3c130100#post_5320f7fa6368724e3c130100\r\npoor black guy. We may never know what affliction curses him.\r\nMaybe one of those kids is squeezing his genitals?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5320f9186368723dbf6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f8c9636872534c0e0000#post_5320f8c9636872534c0e0000\r\n\r\nHe probably learned that he had the right to vote now\r\n\r\n~If someone feels offended, I apologize in advance~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5320f95263687254e3290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f52363687241cb630100#post_5320f52363687241cb630100\r\nThere's a difference between being able to sleep randomly and being forced to do so. The former is indeed a good skill to have. The latter sucks sweaty elephant balls.\r\n\r\nYou sleep anytime you want. I sleep anytime i can, whether i want to or not.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5320f96a63687248ed760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f8c9636872534c0e0000#post_5320f8c9636872534c0e0000\r\n\r\nFunny thing is, I know all three of those kids, and I totally wouldn't put it past the asian kid in the back to do just that.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5320fac663687255e19d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f96a63687248ed760100#post_5320f96a63687248ed760100\r\nYou two look adorable.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5320fb656368726946840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f95263687254e3290000#post_5320f95263687254e3290000\r\nHmmm...good point.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5320fc9a6368724831320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fac663687255e19d0000#post_5320fac663687255e19d0000\r\n\r\nWe were. Still are, but I'm not posting recent pics. :P","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5320fd096368721c108f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fc9a6368724831320000#post_5320fc9a6368724831320000\r\nLol, don't worry I'm not asking you too. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5320fd576368724901b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Last week I forgot to lock the door to my room when I was preparing myself to jerk off. All of a sudden in the middle of my pleasure, my brother busted and caught me in the act. I'm worried he'll tell my mom or dad about it and I'll get \"the talk.\" Any advice on how to prevent my brother from telling my parents? ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5320fe4163687267774d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f46b636872376c4b0000#post_5320f46b636872376c4b0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320f42f6368723d0a0c0000#post_5320f42f6368723d0a0c0000\r\n\r\nare we roleplaying? i want to be the king of zimbabwe[/bq]\r\nYou know that raises a question:\r\nWhy doesn't someone buy out all of zimbabwe financially and become a benevolent dictator with the person mainly putting the money towards bettering the country and only once in a while pop your head out for a picture with the press as the entire country starts calling you their messiah?\r\n\r\nI would be a pretty frickin badass villain with a world domination scheme; just use your money towards complete economic domination in third world countries then when they start to pull themselves out of poverty you take over another third world country with the profit you made.  Fifty years down the line you would control half the world.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5320fe6363687267eb460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fd576368724901b00100#post_5320fd576368724901b00100\r\nOooh... Maybe do his services until he's satisfied. Or maybe tell on him that he broke in without your permission.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5320feb86368727f22220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fd576368724901b00100#post_5320fd576368724901b00100\r\nIf your parents give you the talk then just tell them that you already know everything already.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5320fec863687254aeda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fd576368724901b00100#post_5320fd576368724901b00100\r\nWell shit.\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/3/12/573025__safe_animated_caption_barely+pony+related_youtube+link_explosion_friendship+express_the+last+airbender_the+orange+insanity_reaction+gif.GIF!\r\n\r\nHahahahaaaa, I cant really say I know what to do there pal.\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/7/6/33927__safe_rarity_animated_cringe.gif!\r\nMaybe he'll just forget about it?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5320ffbb63687231e5120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fe6363687267eb460000#post_5320fe6363687267eb460000\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320feb86368727f22220000#post_5320feb86368727f22220000\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fec863687254aeda0000#post_5320fec863687254aeda0000\r\n\r\nThanks for your answers but I already solved it. \r\n\r\nAny of you know where I can get something made out of Teflon?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5321001b63687219360f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320fd576368724901b00100#post_5320fd576368724901b00100\r\n-murder?-","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5321004f6368724831440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5320ffbb63687231e5120000#post_5320ffbb63687231e5120000\r\nTeflon? What the fuck is a Teflon?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5321007f6368725122000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5321001b63687219360f0200#post_5321001b63687219360f0200\r\n\r\n-I never wrote anything!-\r\n\r\nYOU'LL NEVER INCRIMINATE ME!!\r\n\r\n*Goes to get the cyanide pill*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53210213636872550f5b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5321007f6368725122000000#post_5321007f6368725122000000\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5321001b63687219360f0200#post_5321001b63687219360f0200\r\n\r\n*Goes to get the cyanide pill*[/bq]\r\nGood news everyone, it's a suppository.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5321025263687254b94a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53210213636872550f5b0000#post_53210213636872550f5b0000\r\n\r\nI knew the size of that pill was suspicious","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5321027b63687269d5340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5321025263687254b94a0000#post_5321025263687254b94a0000\r\nAnal genocide!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"532102d16368721936af0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5321027b63687269d5340200#post_5321027b63687269d5340200\r\n\r\n~-I'm not complaining-~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53210fef6368727c4be50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What the fuck... is going on here...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"532110e46368726c478a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53210fef6368727c4be50100#post_53210fef6368727c4be50100\r\nWe're wasting time.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}