time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/611.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a7cf006368727ee7060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7ce9063687238081a0000#post_53a7ce9063687238081a0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]Weird\r\n\r\n*Uses the perpetual motion to prepare a rider kick*\r\n\r\nRiderrrrrrr...\r\n\r\nKICK!!\r\n\r\n*The sheer force of the kick somehow manages to break the Shocker rider out of perpetual motion*[/bq]\r\n*Flips Trashboat again into perpetual table flipping motion, but this time so hard he throws up inside his helmet*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cf606368722ac6290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/999/368/S999368/l.jpg?1!\r\nI used to want these.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7cfab63687235da810200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cf006368727ee7060500#post_53a7cf006368727ee7060500\r\n*Starts firing missiles willy nilly*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7d0a36368722bd5810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cfab63687235da810200#post_53a7cfab63687235da810200\r\n*Bloody thirsty Ying-Yang orb*\r\n*Pop*\r\n(right in front of you)\r\n\"Hello\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d13563687227e3cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d0a36368722bd5810000#post_53a7d0a36368722bd5810000\r\n...\r\n\r\n_Must Destroy, Everything, For Shocker_","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7d1b96368722960e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d13563687227e3cb0000#post_53a7d13563687227e3cb0000\r\n*Stops you from spinning, puts you back on the ground and puts a vomit bucket in front of you.*\r\nYou might want to take your helmet off before you drown to death in your own vomit.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d26a63687229fcfd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d1b96368722960e90000#post_53a7d1b96368722960e90000\r\n*The Vomit spills out from an unseen opening in the \"Helmet\"*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know since we're RPing as fantasy characters I realized something; most people here and in fact most people in general while they say they would like to live in a world like their favorite franchise don't actually mean that.\r\n\r\nTrashboat would you really want to live in a world where Shocker is constantly endangering lives or pokemon fans want to live in a world that is in constant threat of annihilation from terrorist groups or be a wizard during the reign of Voldemort where muggleborns are executed and I'm pretty damn sure no one would want to live in attack on titan, hunger games or the walking dead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d73463687230ee8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100#post_53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100\r\nI think we can all agree, though, that it's not a bad thing to legitimately desire to live in Equestria.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a7d86363687231b4630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d73463687230ee8e0000#post_53a7d73463687230ee8e0000\r\nI'd still want to live in Gensokyo(touhou). . . Just stay the hell away from the magic forest unless you want the bad kind of tentacle rape and make as many youkai friends as possible so you have blackup if someone wants your ass.\r\n\r\n\r\nBut I find it kind of stupid when someone says they want to live in Fallout or something stupid like that.  Yeah; enjoy getting shot or dying by radiation.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d88663687230c9420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100#post_53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100\r\nEndangering nothing, Shocker has Flat out many characters on screen\r\n\r\nI probably wouldn't actually like it very much (The showa Riders did show that Being a Rider is suffering, No longer being completely human, And Having an entire organization after your head)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7da396368727539cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d88663687230c9420100#post_53a7d88663687230c9420100\r\nYeah; as much as I like Touhou if I it were real and I was there I would for the love of fucking god stay away from Rin or half of the characters I like for fear of radiation poisoning or getting eaten by Rumia or such.  I would probably spend most of my time hanging out with the final bosses and not straying more than ten feet from them out of, \"Oh god; if I run into Rumia I'm dead(Rumia is a character from Touhou that eats people from the outside often.  Basically everyone else you have a chance to reason with; her on the other hand you're totally dead)\".  Imagine getting eaten by a level 1 boss from a video game; that would be a humiliating death.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7db3e63687252051b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/7b003061fb2afa4f52cf07aa67c0162f/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo1_500.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/f13fa2eab706116c5760c14817b8127e/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo2_500.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/fba4b21374282a7b46b1300be297be1a/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo3_500.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/84b784399280d6197107670a09155b4c/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo4_500.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ae201c12ab2c11b19ae0b942ef8b726b/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo5_500.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf33381981153467c88dde99d792092b/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo6_500.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/8b1ea9151689082292556989baab8f2b/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo7_500.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf7afb3be95904b9e1b6711695b55376/tumblr_mvjhz4LekQ1qz581wo8_500.png!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7dbda636872754e7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7da396368727539cd0000#post_53a7da396368727539cd0000\r\nI think I get what you're talking about\r\n\r\nI'd say that It'd probably be much worse to live as a Civilian in a Heisei rider world, There is a chance that you won't be affected by the actions of Shocker/Destron/G.O.D/Geddon/Black satan/Neo Shocker/Dogma/Golgom/Crisis, However, Your chances would be far slimmer of not being affected by the actions of the Monsters of the mirror world, Or The Worm","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7dbe863687230c9eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7da396368727539cd0000#post_53a7da396368727539cd0000\r\n\r\ni dont think there is a fantasy world that i know that i would want to live in, if equestria has wifi with earth then maybe ill consider it.\r\n\r\ndoes being tyler´s friend count?\r\n\r\nEDIT: OHH OOH, maybe starbound´s world.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7dbff6368724529250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7db3e63687252051b0100#post_53a7db3e63687252051b0100\r\nSomeone should make a video game where you play as wizards playing football.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7dc0a6368723053a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7db3e63687252051b0100#post_53a7db3e63687252051b0100\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n^~I don't know how to respond to that~^","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a7dd4f63687231b5f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*\"BRING ON THE CRINGE!\":https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201548207041916*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a7dd53636872310f0e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/c423c5a98315b6813629ca394a630b5d/tumblr_n5sty4naGA1t7q7ono1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7ddbe63687231b50c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7dd53636872310f0e0200#post_53a7dd53636872310f0e0200\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://37.media.tumblr.com/c423c5a98315b6813629ca394a630b5d/tumblr_n5sty4naGA1t7q7ono1_1280.png![/bq]\r\nI laughed thoroughly at this.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7dee0636872754e500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/e4e1771d5f397595400d0c292785afaf/tumblr_mstgxlZpnp1sg4vwfo1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7e0236368720820770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7dee0636872754e500200#post_53a7dee0636872754e500200\r\nI've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7e6456368724a860b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Castrates Uc9*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7e7356368724740270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My uncle once sneezed so hard that his heart stopped, then sneezed again which restarted it.\r\n\r\nI have no idea if this really happened cause he was the one that told me that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a7e84b636872450dc90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7e6456368724a860b0100#post_53a7e6456368724a860b0100\r\n(Jokes on you that would save 5k on transitioning)\r\n*Throws a train at Randomosaur*\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4710735/yukari-train-o.gif!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}