time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6127.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555574436368727de88b1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555573a96368727de8a31600#post_555573a96368727de8a31600\r\nIts bloody amazing!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5555744f6368721993d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post amazing! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555575816368722faef51500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Where do you think Plague of Gripes gets all of his gross animal facts?\r\n'Cause I wanna learn some gross animal facts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555576a96368727de8031b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555575816368722faef51500#post_555575816368722faef51500\r\nHe's a Farmer! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5555799e63687219938b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555576a96368727de8031b00#post_555576a96368727de8031b00\r\nWell I did learn that the venom of the Banana Spider can cause a very extensive, very PAINFUL erection.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557a756368727de86e2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5555799e63687219938b0600#post_5555799e63687219938b0600\r\nExcuse me but _go fuck yourself._","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557ae36368727cf2540900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557a756368727de86e2000#post_55557a756368727de86e2000\r\nWhy did you say that?\r\nAlso not an insult, I'm  sure he would love to","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55557afd6368727cf2830900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557a756368727de86e2000#post_55557a756368727de86e2000\r\nYou'll die before you get to use it though. Banana spiders are one of the few that can actually kill with a bite.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557b456368721993860800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557ae36368727cf2540900#post_55557ae36368727cf2540900\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557afd6368727cf2830900#post_55557afd6368727cf2830900\r\n_YOU NEVER MENTION A BANANA SPIDER._","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557b706368721993ba0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Those fuckers _*melt your Goddamn flesh.*_","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557bc663687271d71b2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557b706368721993ba0800#post_55557b706368721993ba0800\r\nYou mean necrosis? I'm not sure if banana spider venom can actually cause necrosis. I know the Brown Recluse can. Just ask my aunt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557bd76368727de8d52200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557b706368721993ba0800#post_55557b706368721993ba0800\r\nSee that's why I fear going anywherw south of the Eqautor","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55557c3a636872293e2f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557bc663687271d71b2a00#post_55557bc663687271d71b2a00\r\nNo, it's not necrosis.\r\nWhen I say they melt it, I'm not fucking around. They seriously do.\r\n\r\nEDIT: Okay, _maybe_ it's necrosis.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557c836368727cf2b40b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557b706368721993ba0800#post_55557b706368721993ba0800\r\nI was right. Banana Spider venom is a neurotoxin. It basically shuts down you cardio and nervous system. Whereas the brown recluse contains a hemotoxin which affects your flow of blood and destroys your red blood cells.\r\n\r\n*Spider nerd away!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557c856368727de81f2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/921/869/94c.gif!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55557dbe6368723981130800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557c836368727cf2b40b00#post_55557c836368727cf2b40b00\r\n\"\"It's -gas- venom that eats your face.\"\":http://youtu.be/kwTckYEKPVI","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557f9a63687271b39b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557c856368727de81f2400#post_55557c856368727de81f2400\r\nI'm not sure if that's actually an edit or not","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55557fb8636872293e4f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/c236119b57455e452144cb1aee9c58b3/tumblr_inline_n6tna6RhVh1qlf4yv.png!\r\n\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/eaad53a9cb4f972928113b8955ac2fb6/tumblr_mq3vmflL7p1ro8ysbo1_540.png!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5555812563687235d88e1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Note to myself: 3 hours of sleep is bad.","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555581336368727de8082c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm tired\r\nI need sleep\r\nNight friends","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5555814c63687235d8d71900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5555812563687235d88e1900#post_5555812563687235d88e1900\r\nWaking up covered in sweat is worse.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5555814e6368725eb0660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5555812563687235d88e1900#post_5555812563687235d88e1900\r\n\r\n\"Relevant to that avatar\":http://www.google.com.mx/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QuAIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D23kdeh06G18&ei=PYFVVd6jJZKYyAS9oYCADQ&usg=AFQjCNFvy71cIYFm7iJ1BSrRznjZMp1j9Q&sig2=ac4E3waH1yKky8VPlQz7LQ&bvm=bv.93564037,d.aWw","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5555816e63687271b3250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555581336368727de8082c00#post_555581336368727de8082c00\r\nG'night Goldi.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555581ff6368727137230700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5555816e63687271b3250300#post_5555816e63687271b3250300\r\nNight Papa-Bear ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555583636368727137ad0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557c856368727de81f2400#post_55557c856368727de81f2400\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/921/869/94c.gif![/bq]\r\neveryone is on drugs\r\n\r\nthere is no convincing me otherwise anymore","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}