time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6143.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5556a4266368724806080a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a3dd63687264202a0800#post_5556a3dd63687264202a0800\r\nI think it's his dumb tiny legs that does it ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556a4fc6368721bcf401d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a4256368724748370b00#post_5556a4256368724748370b00\r\nSo not.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5556a6596368727b33080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a4266368724806080a00#post_5556a4266368724806080a00\r\nIf he were tiny I would have one as a pet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5556a67063687220f5e21c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a362636872558f5a0800#post_5556a362636872558f5a0800\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a3116368724748f50900#post_5556a3116368724748f50900\r\nWait, are you guys actually flirting?\r\nI wasn't sure if that was a joke or not[/bq]\r\nwat","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5556a6b56368726e35d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a67063687220f5e21c00#post_5556a67063687220f5e21c00\r\nsquiggy was shipping us\r\nmarc things we've been 69ing in the private messages ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556a7626368726e35930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a67063687220f5e21c00#post_5556a67063687220f5e21c00\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a6b56368726e35d30000#post_5556a6b56368726e35d30000\r\nTo be fair, you two seemed very fond of each other.\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5556a7c66368727b33bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a6b56368726e35d30000#post_5556a6b56368726e35d30000\r\ni c\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a7626368726e35930100#post_5556a7626368726e35930100\r\n.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5556a7d86368727c17a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CEagSI3YL.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nಠ_ಠ\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a7626368726e35930100#post_5556a7626368726e35930100\r\ns'cuz we're similar flavors of weirdo ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556a7e56368721bcf4c2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a7626368726e35930100#post_5556a7626368726e35930100\r\nAnd Offensive's the only person here Kaz actually like.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5556a80f6368727b33090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a7e56368721bcf4c2100#post_5556a7e56368721bcf4c2100\r\nalso true ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556a81f63687253ea012500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a6b56368726e35d30000#post_5556a6b56368726e35d30000\r\npm sexing is great\r\n\r\nWish I could actually though...\r\n\r\nle sigh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5556a8c96368721bcf612200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bet you can't hit me with a quarter.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5556a95a6368727b33970300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a7e56368721bcf4c2100#post_5556a7e56368721bcf4c2100\r\nwaaaat nein","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5556a95c6368727b33980300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a81f63687253ea012500#post_5556a81f63687253ea012500\r\nI can't do that type of thing\r\nsomething about it sets off my self consciousness like crazy \r\n\r\nas far as the real thing goes, I feel like \"This\":https://youtu.be/lA__rwBKzSw?t=55 would be me if I ever got the confidence to even ask someone to do the nasty ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556a98d6368727c177d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a8c96368721bcf612200#post_5556a8c96368721bcf612200\r\nCURRENTLY LAUNCHING QUARTERS I FOUND IN MY BUTTCRACK IN YOUR DIRECTION ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556a9fc6368727c17e50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Using mom's phone. Can't talk much. \r\n\r\nDicks. \r\n\r\n-HJSDGCE","author":null},{"id":"5556aa466368721bcf6f2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a95c6368727b33980300#post_5556a95c6368727b33980300\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a81f63687253ea012500#post_5556a81f63687253ea012500\r\nI can't do that type of thing\r\nsomething about it sets off my self consciousness like crazy \r\n\r\nas far as the real thing goes, I feel like \"This\":https://youtu.be/lA__rwBKzSw?t=55 would be me if I ever got the confidence to even ask someone to do the nasty [/bq]\r\n\r\n:|","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5556aa5a6368720c92d80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a98d6368727c177d0300#post_5556a98d6368727c177d0300\r\n>You're pretty much giving me money. For free.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5556aac56368724748661300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556aa5a6368720c92d80300#post_5556aa5a6368720c92d80300\r\nBUT IT HAS BEEN IN MY BUTTCRACK ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556ab166368721bcfd32500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556aac56368724748661300#post_5556aac56368724748661300\r\nI'LL CLEAN IT.\r\nI'M THAT KIMD OF GUY.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5556ac0f6368726e355d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm watching Game Grumps Punch Out Wii\r\n\r\nAnd I just noticed you can see Donkey Kong in the audience","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5556ac866368721bcfe12700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556a8c96368721bcf612200#post_5556a8c96368721bcf612200\r\nLEMUUUUURSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5556accf6368727c17790700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556ac866368721bcfe12700#post_5556ac866368721bcfe12700\r\nNope.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5556ad7963687220f5532600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I must take my leave, ladies and gents. I've decided on wearing the vest too. Aif wiedersehen.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5556adc86368726bd3370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556ad7963687220f5532600#post_5556ad7963687220f5532600\r\nFarewell, good man.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}