time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6154.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5557766363687219aa4b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557761e6368725945f40f00#post_5557761e6368725945f40f00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]No way. I asked that because I was just caught having sex with my boyfriend in the woods by a dog and his owner. Who the fuck plays frisbee with their dog at nine o'clock at night?[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557768963687219aa810a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555775c26368724829d20700#post_555775c26368724829d20700\r\n[spoiler]Walking to the restroom while having my pants down. I was a kid back then...[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555776a96368724829010900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55576fda6368722957f20800#post_55576fda6368722957f20800\r\nBut manbutt in frilly panties","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555776d263687269b2950c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557768963687219aa810a00#post_5557768963687219aa810a00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]At least you were a kid. Would have been considerably worse had you not been.\r\n\r\n...all the way down?[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557772263687221aa102700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555776a96368724829010900#post_555776a96368724829010900\r\nHey panties I can handle.\r\nBeing caught balls deep in a guy you just met in your parents bed is waaaaaaay worse.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555777356368724829c40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555776d263687269b2950c00#post_555776d263687269b2950c00\r\n[spoiler]Yes.\r\nAnd it was at _school._[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555777606368721585370c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777356368724829c40900#post_555777356368724829c40900\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Did people remind you about it for years after?[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557776a63687229c2820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557766363687219aa4b0a00#post_5557766363687219aa4b0a00\r\nWhy were you in the woods?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5557779f63687215858f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">>897142p\r\n\r\nWake up EHAN.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555777bd63687229c2fa0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777606368721585370c00#post_555777606368721585370c00\r\n[spoiler]It's drilled into my memory. I'll always remember it.[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555777c46368725945441200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557776a63687229c2820200#post_5557776a63687229c2820200\r\n\r\nBecause I'm an idiot who listens to the whiny whims of her boyfriend way too easily.\r\n\r\nTo be fair, though, we were in pretty deep. Like, in brambles and shit. I wasn't expecting a dog to bite my thigh. \r\n\r\nAt least the owner was cool with it.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"555777e86368721585080d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555775c26368724829d20700#post_555775c26368724829d20700\r\n[spoiler]tried butt stuff\r\nBlood happened\r\nFreaked out and called my mom (who is a nurse)\r\nShe asked how much blood\r\nTurned out to just be a little scratch[/spoiler]\r\nI think I was about 16 or 17 at the time?\r\nBut yeah. [spoiler]dry bare fingers: bad idea \r\nDry bare fingers that haven't been clipped: terrible idea[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555778186368724829070b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557772263687221aa102700#post_5557772263687221aa102700\r\nNo that was meant for the butler cafe thing","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5557782b63687215856f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777e86368721585080d00#post_555777e86368721585080d00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Butt stuff on yourself, on partner, or done to you? Not that any of those make it better.\r\n\r\nI bet your mom loved that call.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557783a63687229c2b70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777c46368725945441200#post_555777c46368725945441200\r\nI tried that once. And I was SUPER high when I did it.\r\nNeedless to say it was a DISASTER.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555778456368726c9d3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777e86368721585080d00#post_555777e86368721585080d00\r\nGoing in dry is a quick way to become single again.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555778736368726c9d700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557782b63687215856f0d00#post_5557782b63687215856f0d00\r\nOn myself\r\n\r\nAnd yeah, I was kind hysterical\r\nI thought I was going to die","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5557788d63687259455e1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557779f63687215858f0c00#post_5557779f63687215858f0c00\r\nNeither he nor I can talk now.\r\nHe's graduating today...right about now.\r\n\r\nWill talk later...maybe...","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"555778906368722957101500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778456368726c9d3c0100#post_555778456368726c9d3c0100\r\nFuck yes it is.\r\nI always say, when it comes to anal there is no such thing as \"too much lube.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555778a86368726c9dac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778456368726c9d3c0100#post_555778456368726c9d3c0100\r\n!http://images.didioffendyou.com/1/345751710914ebbc0.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555778cd6368722957831500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557783a63687229c2b70300#post_5557783a63687229c2b70300\r\n\r\nYeah, I don't really know why I was expecting it to work. Dunno why Cosmopolitan and all of those other lady-oriented magazines suggest the woods as one of the best \"unorthodox\" places for sex, it fucking sucked. Sticks in my pants, leaves in my mouth, dog bite on my thigh...How did your's go down?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]But honestly! Fucking nine o clock at night is when you play Frisbee with your dog? It's pitch black out![/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557791763687229570f1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778736368726c9d700100#post_555778736368726c9d700100\r\n\r\nI would be lying if I said that's never happened to me before, so don't feel too bad. [spoiler]Sans, you know, calling my mom and all.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557792263687269b2d20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778cd6368722957831500#post_555778cd6368722957831500\r\nWe could never get passed second base. We were to busy laughing and wondering what was in the cafeteria. Protip kids, weed doesn't help sex. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555779516368722957841600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778cd6368722957831500#post_555778cd6368722957831500\r\nYou know what is a good place if you're really gutsy?  Underneath a stage in a packed auditorium.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5557799b63687248295a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779516368722957841600#post_555779516368722957841600\r\nOr the car. At night. On the side of the freeway.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}