time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6284.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555df93163687273e4100a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df8d36368724735693f00#post_555df8d36368724735693f00\r\nThat sounded way worse in my head compared to reality.\r\nReality wasn't bad which was why is sounded a whole lot worse.\r\n\r\nI blame Newgrounds.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555df93363687259474e7300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df7e263687259475b7000#post_555df7e263687259475b7000\r\nCurses!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df872636872717ebb1900#post_555df872636872717ebb1900\r\nThose sounds good.\r\nYou don't have depth perception? oh. \r\nYou like to sew?\r\n","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555df9b663687238ee7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/hPB1nea.jpg!\r\n\"Well, shit.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555df9f5636872717e5c1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df93363687259474e7300#post_555df93363687259474e7300\r\nI'm blind on my right eye. And I'm just as good with a sewing machine as I am with a machine gun - moderately. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfa426368724735034300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9b663687238ee7d0000#post_555df9b663687238ee7d0000\r\nAnd thus the importance of zoology or just common sense.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfa486368724735124300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9b663687238ee7d0000#post_555df9b663687238ee7d0000\r\nActually, some tortoises can swim. I know this because my friend owns a couple of them. I even helped wash them.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555dfa486368720bd3100300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9b663687238ee7d0000#post_555df9b663687238ee7d0000\r\nAngry Rainbowdash.jpg","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555dfac16368720bd36c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9f5636872717e5c1d00#post_555df9f5636872717e5c1d00\r\nI understand. Sewing is cool!\r\nYou make clothes or plushes perhaps?\r\n","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555dfb3763687273e4840e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df65e6368721ff0601000#post_555df65e6368721ff0601000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Sup.\r\n\r\nI don't wanna check because I might regret it but I wonder if there are penis exercises and how it's done on the Internet. I was doing weight lifting and I thought how penises lifting weights looked like.[/bq]\r\n@What the fuck, meatbag@\r\n@The penis is an organ, not a muscle.@\r\n@The penis is a body with cavernous cavities.@\r\n@When you are excited, these cavities are filled with blood, making the penis erected and bigger.@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555dfb51636872717e6e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/TtPj7G0.jpg!\r\nPunch, Stab, And Fire.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555dfb66636872717eb51f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfac16368720bd36c0300#post_555dfac16368720bd36c0300\r\nI modify my clothes sometimes, adding patches and stuff.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfb976368724735c84500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfb51636872717e6e1f00#post_555dfb51636872717e6e1f00\r\nTerribly inaccurate for a pistol.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfbc46368722b1da41900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfb3763687273e4840e00#post_555dfb3763687273e4840e00\r\n... You were imagining it, weren't you? Penises lifting weights?\r\nI know you were. I wonder if machines can feel aroused...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555dfce6636872717eb52200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfbc46368722b1da41900#post_555dfbc46368722b1da41900\r\n@I can only image a penis getting broken in two after trying to lift a weight@\r\n@But people really do it irl...In some part of Asia@\r\n\r\n!http://res.cloudinary.com/trs/image/upload/v1428560747/genital-weights_lxyty0.jpg!\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555dfce86368722b1dd81b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfb66636872717eb51f00#post_555dfb66636872717eb51f00\r\nOh. That's useful! ","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555dfd366368721594d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfce6636872717eb52200#post_555dfce6636872717eb52200\r\nAsia, you are one beautiful place.\r\nI still prefer Europe though.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555e055563687247353b5900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Perfection\":https://youtu.be/NSAcyfdTb6M?t=12s","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"555e078963687207bb9c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The live-action George of the Jungle film is timeless.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555e086c63687273e4772500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555e078963687207bb9c0f00#post_555e078963687207bb9c0f00\r\nFuck yeah!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"555e08b86368722c702c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"cyka blyat","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555e0f856368722fe1b60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why oh why did the thread have to die?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"555e0fcf6368722c70cb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555e0f856368722fe1b60700#post_555e0f856368722fe1b60700\r\nNot dead. Just resting. This place gets crazy on the weekends.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555e0fea6368722fe1350800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This is the best part of GTA5.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh3sQN6ne4","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555e10aa636872717e1f4800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555e0fcf6368722c70cb0a00#post_555e0fcf6368722c70cb0a00\r\nStill i'm lonely, and still heart broken over Errors In Continuity being Canceled,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"555e116a6368722c70530d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static-8.nexusmods.com/15/images/110/6639875-1432227305.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}